Yea, so it's been a while since the last update. I can't believe that I'm still gettin reviews even though I haven't updated in like...FOREVER! Okay, well here's the next chapter...
Chapter: I forget...is it 6? Or is it 7? Or is it 5? Anywhom! Chapter : Just Wondering...
Sora had never been this happy. Riku was his again, that bimbo Cloud was sure to be fired, and Leon had gotten the mess of a lifetime in his prized office. All that was needed was the final touch, and his plan would be perfect. Smirking evilly, he strode through the large double doors leading to the President's office.
The room was fairly large and always empty. Sora had to make sure not to tinker with everything. The 'boss' got really angry when his shit was touched. Reminded him of the time he and Riku snuck into the place and had a 7 hour round of sex on nearly every flat surface in the room.
He almost got shot that night. Laughing demonically, he picked up the phone lying on the counter and speed dialed to the rival company of the Corp.
"Hello, Paine? Yes, it's me again." he giggled nervously. "Yes, can I speak to the President? I have someone that he's been looking for. Yes. Alright, I'll hold on."
A dark voice crept onto the receiver. "So, what news do you have for me, Sora?"
"I found him..."
A sharp gasp was heard from the other side of the phone. "You found huggy bear?"
Sora stared at the phone. "Um...sure...?"
A girlish squeal erupted from the phone. "YAY! Where is he? Can I come over? Has he been eating? OhMIGOSH, HEHASBEENEATING,RIGHT? IFIFINDHIMANDHE'SJUSTSIKINANDBONES,ISWEARTHATI'LLKILLYOU!OHMIGOSH!"
"SIR! Please, just calm down. I've found him, and he's fine. But you won't be able to get him for a while. He's currently 'infatuated' with someone else."
The man screamed. "WHO? I order you to hurt that man, kill him! I don't want Huggy on ANYONE but me, I swear Sora! You better get rid of him or else!"
Sora sweatdropped. "It's already been started, I promise! By the time you come, Cloud will be dead and your...bear...will belong to you again, okay? So don't spazz..."
A collective sob was the reply, and Sora slammed the phone down. Sighing, he strode out the doors and into the elevator.
"I sometimes feel bad for you, Sephiroth..."
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Cloud was going to do his best. He was going to make Squall...er...Leon proud of him no matter what. No matter how many times Riku groped him, Sephiroth attempted to molest him, and Cid punched him in the gut...he was going to make Leon happy.
Either that, or die trying.
He hadn't been late to work since then (then being about 3 weeks ago...), had gotten all his work done (even if it meant staying at work till midnight), and hadn't had his paycheck docked for more than an entire week.
On a sour note, he hadn't slept in 2 weeks, and was starting to hallucinate. He hadn't eaten in 4 days (he didn't have the time, and there was no way in HELL that he'd trust Sora to give him food.) And he had to walk to work, since the bus came too late and there were too many stops along the way.
Coffee had been his battery for the past several days, but for some odd reason, the coffee tasted less and less like coffee with each drink (homemade coffee from SORA)...and he had become disturbingly twitchy due to this.
But all this extra work was making Leon happy, and he had promised the brunette that he would do better.
Of course Leon had hardly cared either way, so for the time being...all was well.
As Cloud supposed.
"Strife," Leon called. "It's already way past work hours. Go home, it's starting to rain."
Cloud shook his head. The bus drivers were asleep for the night and no taxi would come at that hour.
Leon sighed. "You can't sleep here over night. So either you get your butt home or sleep on the streets."
Cloud nodded dumbly, rubbing sleep from his eyes. "Yea. Okay."
Leon frowned. "Are you alright?"
"Yea. Sure."
One word sentences were never a good sign. "So...uh...just how are you getting home? You can't drive, can you?"
"I'm walking."
"In this weather? Let me give you a ride."
"No. I mean I...let me just walk, okay?" (Insert Twitch)
Too bad Leon noticed.
"Did...did you just twitch?"
Cloud smiled nervously. "Me? (Twitch) No...I'm...(twitch) just tired..."
Leon stared at him oddly. "More of a reason for you to come with me. I highly doubt that Coffee is having a positive affect on you..."
"(Twitch) Coffee? I love coffee! (Twitch) Without it, I wouldn't be standing here."
Leon nodded. The blonde had obviously gone insane (finally). "Cloud," he started slowly, "If you walk home in that weather, you might not ever come back. So please, come with me. You can take tomorrow off."
Cloud backed away dangerously, and made a mad rush for the door. Sadly, he tripped over his own two feet and landed face first on the hard carpet. "Ow..."
Leon crouched down next to him. "See? You'd be better off with me. Besides, I heard that Sephiroth lives in the apartment next to yours. Are you sure that you want him to see you dripping wet, with your clothes trapped onto your body, crawling up the stairs with your hair in your eyes and-"
Leon shivered. BAD IMAGES! Bad...yummy images.
Goddamn images.
"-With that tongue of yours hanging out in fatigue. And as you bring your hands out to brush your hair out of your face, he'll grab it...and pull you into his apartment..."
"Er...Leon...?"
"...Where he'll tie you to the ground and rip your clothes into pieces. Then he'll spank you...and spank you...and spank you..."
"Leon! Please, you sound just like Sephiroth." Cloud grunted and pushed himself off the ground.
Only to fall flat on his face. Again.
He stared at his foot in horror. "I...I can't move!"
Leon frowned. "Did you twist your ankle?"
"I must have! Fuck, what am I going to do!"
Insert pervy idea here.
"I could carry you."
Cloud narrowed his eyes. "After that Semi-Sephi rant that you just put me through? I think not..."
Leon gently lifted Cloud into his arms, frowning at the man's weight. "Cloud, have you been eating regularly? You're so much lighter than before..."
"ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I WAS FAT!"
Leon's turn to twitch. "Don't change the subject. You haven't been eating, have you?"
Cloud sighed. "I haven't had time to eat. I've been rushing to the office and then rushing home...It's just been a hassle...Ugh.."
As if on cue, Cloud's stomach gave a rather large and long growl.
"Why didn't you tell me?"
Cloud huffed. "Like anyone would care..."
"I care. You haven't slept or eaten in day, Cloud. I can't have you working like this."
"But...I promised!"
Leon sighed. "Forget it, Cloud. I'm sure that everyone would rather have you drooling on the job than starving."
Cloud stared at him. "E-Even you?"
"...yes. Even me..."
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Mmmmm. Nice warm sheets. Yes...how he loved nice warm sheets. Nice warm silky sheets, nice warm fluffy pillow. Nice warm rose scented room.
Okay...there was no way in hell for him to possibly be at his house. His room smelled weird, his sheets were from dollar stores, and he slept with a teddy bear for a pillow.
Wasn't it nice to dream?
He slid away from the inviting sheets and tiptoed out of the bedroom. This might've been one of Sephiroth's many attempts to rape him, so for the moment he needed to be cautious. He crept down the stairs and towards the living room, his hand searching the walls for the light switch. He flicked it, and the room was full of light.
Cloud gasped.
Lying like a sleeping angel was Leon. His luscious brown hair fell over his face, and his small pouty lips formed an imagine of innocence.
Odd how those same lips commanded people around through the day.
"Eye-humping me in my sleep, Strife? Very low."
Cloud's eyes snapped up. "How long were you awake?"
Leon smirked. "I should be asking you that. You fell asleep in my car and I could barely budge you. I would've just left you there, but you might have gotten sick, and I don't need Cloud germs in my car."
"Thanks..."
Leon held out his hand, beckoning Cloud onto the couch with him. Gingerly, Cloud sat down next to Leon. "Thanks for letting me stay in your place."
"Pleasure's all mine. Besides...I've been meaning to ask you something."
Cloud looked at him curiously. "Ask me what?"
Leon looked at him seriously. "Are you gay?"
"WHAT?"
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I am SO SORRY that I ended it there. Well...my fic sucks anyway. It makes me happy to see so many people reading my piece o' shit!
I'll update soon, I SWEAR IT! So keep reviewing!
For those who are a little lost, Sora hates Cloud because Riku keeps flirting with him. Get it? Okay, this is pointless...
