A/N-Wow, 9 reviews? I never thought that would happen! Anyway, I love you guys! Thank you for getting me this far! (sniffles) Okay, onto the very weird and humerous chapter.

Chapter 2: A Bad Case of Weirdness

Moonclaw struggled to his paws. Cometfire looked at me. I made no move. So this was the cat who tried to kill me. Wonderful.

"You're alive?" the overly-huge tom snarled at me.

"Of course I'm alive you big fluff ball!"

I cursed inwardly. Crap! I did it again. Make that into a song if you please. Gosh, how stupid could I get? Geez, I am such a stupid, idiotic... thing! Oh, hi voice-inside-my-head-who-I-think-is-my-conscience.

Hi.

Do you think I'm stupid?

Uh, yeah!

But you're me! How can that even work?

I don't know. But you're so stupid that Ivoryclaw has pinned you down and you don't even know it!

"Oh, crap..."

She was right! Or it... Ah, forget that for now. I had other things to worry about like the big-daddy tom that had actually pinned me down while I was talking to myself in the head. Okay, that did not go well. Anyway, I'm not mental! Gosh!

Ivoryclaw raised a huge silver paw above my head. I closed my eyes, preparing for the blow when...

"LEAVE HER ALONE!"

Oh, great, Dad to the rescue. (exasperated sigh) Why does he always have to follow me and think I'm helpless?

Because you are.

Crap.

Ivoryclaw leaped, with a snarl, onto my father. My father screeched in anger and raked his claws on the belly of our enemy. Moonclaw helped him out while Cometfire helped me up. Geez, why do I always have to be last? Oh, yeah, cause I'm stupid! Beat you to it, conscience!

You just insulted yourself.

Crap.

My father and Moonclaw were still battling with Ivoryclaw by the time Cometfire helped me up, made sure I was okay, and raced to help them. I suddenly felt tired. My eyes began to close on me. I started to trip over my paws to get over to the toms, but something was wrong. I... I couldn't move. The world started to spin. It seemed it was if I was transported to the cave. The cave where my mother died.

"I love you Crowfeather."

That did NOT come from my mouth. What the heck was going on? I saw a huge cat below me. I was on some rocks, and I was... pushing them? ACK! I was going to fall! That's exactly what I did. But somehow, my eyes (not my own, of course) flickered to a corner of the cave. I saw three tiny, whimpering kits. One looked strangely familiar to me. Of course.

It was me.

I let out a yowl as the world went pitch black.

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I dreamed of something, or rather, someone. I was standing in a pile of leaves, all golden from the start of leaf-fall. A young tom padded over to me, holding something in his jaws. Was that...? It was!

A rare gray rose!

The tom set it in front of my paws. When he turned his gaze up to mine, I almost screamed with joy.

Hawkfrost!

I hated him, yes, but I had always admired him. I stared at his broad shoulders, huge, strong paws, amazing blue eyes, and his wonderful claws. They were abnormally long, but they were so handsome. Including him.

The scene changed. A gray, almost black tom with blue eyes watched two kits play in a small clearing. Hey, that was Dad! And there was me! Wait, weren't there three of us? And who was--

Moonclaw!

No, no, no, no, no! Uh-uh! This would not do! Meh!

That isn't a word.

Not to you, it isn't.

Anyway, Moonclaw, who was Moonkit at the time, tackled me to the ground and bit my ear REALLY hard. Ouch, that must've hurt. How come I don't remember that?

Mothwing (possibly Mothpaw) stepped out into the clearing, holding another kit in her mouth. She set it down by me. Yay! My sister! But Mothwing said something. "She is deaf."

Whoa! Back up! I only know one she-cat that is deaf. Her name is... oh come on, brain! Work with me here! Aha!

Suntail!

But wasn't she Swiftleg and Hollycloud's daughter? What a strange and mixed-up world!

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A huge stick came out of nowhere, poking me hard in the side. And I mean hard.

I realized that so-called stick was Moonclaw's paw. Ow. Ow. OUCH!

"I'm awake, idiot!"

"You should'a said somethin'!"

I squinted my eyes. Something wasn't right with that voice. "What happened?"

Moonclaw grunted at me. As he turned away, I could see his throat all the way. Part of it was covered in cobwebs, while the other half was covered in... great StarClan... blood. It was slashed open, so I could partially see his uh... yeah that. Poor Moonclaw... what am I doing? Oh, yeah, he's my freakin' brother! Geez!

My father padded up to me. "You okay?" he rumbled.

"Yes, I'm just fine! I'm not a tiny, blind, helpless kit!" I snapped agrily.

"Don't use that tone of voice with me, Ice!"

"Stop saying that! I hate that nickname!"

It was true! They used that with me when I was an apprentice and I think a kit, but now, nuh-uh! Not going to work!

"Why don't you calm down a little!"

"Calm down? CALM DOWN! Why can't YOU leave ME alone for five mintues! I HATE you!"

I spun around and stalked off, stumbling a bit. I heard Cometfire murmur, "Give her time, Crowfeather. Give her time."

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Crowfeather POV

"I know, Cometfire. I know," I sighed.

That was what Feathertail had given me. Time. And patience. I so badly miss her. She will be forever planted deep in my head. Can you hear me, Feathertail? Can you? I need you to give her the love you once had, I want you to show her the old times. The times when she, Suntail, and Moonclaw would be true siblings.

The time when Hawkfrost and her were in love.

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Iceheart POV

(soft song begins to play)

I curled up beside a small stream, sighed shakily. Why was I feeling... depressed? I wanted to be cold, emotionless, and bitter again! Where was this emotion coming from? Where were these tears from? Why the heck was a fish biting my freaking tail!

"YAHH!" I yowled.

I clawed at it, spitting and hissing. Get... off... my... tail! Oh, there! Ha! Evil little fish. I will have you for dinner tonight. Hmm... Should I share it with Comet?

(record scratch)

Comet!

I shook my head. It was a bit too large for me to eat myself, but... Ugh! Why did I even want to come on this journey? Oh, that's right, to prove myself. I looked up at the trees.

"That's right! Start laughing, you stupid squirrel!"

The squirrel jumped down from its branch. "Hi," it squeaked.

I almost jumped out of my fur! My eye twitched. "Y-you can talk? To me? And I can talk to you?"

"You betcha!"

I was going to faint. How could I talk to a squirrel? We eat these little guys! OMG! Hmm... What else can I talk to?

"You're pretty special." That squirrel was reading my thoughts. "You can talk to horses, dogs, um, uh (smacks lips) badgers, rabbits, mice, birds, fish, wolves, foxes, squirrels of course, the Things-On-Legs, and even the dead."

"Wha?"

"Yup! I gotta go. By the way, my name is Mary."

I think my fur just got a shade paler.

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A/N-Wow.

Iceheart: (overlooks chapter with thought) Aww, Hawkfrost is in this chapter!

Me: Uh...

Iceheart: Go away!

Me: I'm the author. And if I go away, that means you go away.

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