HARRY POTTER AND THE CARROT THAT STUCK

"up yours " roared Ginny weasley as she directed a carrot into rons back entrance but the diversion caused by rons own wand caused it to go up Harry's . "uh oh"said ginny .

and thus begins harry potter and the carrot that stuck .

hermione entered and saw harry with a carrot up his and tried to remove it by a spell which made it unremovable! "how the hell did that happen?" screamed harry .

Hermione replied "so sorry harry this is not my wand its one of fred and georges fake wands!"

"oh fuck! That hurts"cryed Harry ."harry dear im so sorry this git ron had to be such a stupid wizard" "shut your mouth you slut"shouted ron "harry was in the wrong place at the wrong time " he added as he secretly fought the urge to laugh .

just then fred and george entered and saw the whole situation and did not care to hide their laugh .Hermione screamed at them"what are you laughing about ?its your stupid wand that has made this mess" "really! I told you george that we should have found a releasing charm before putting a unremovable charm on it "

"what! Do you mean that this stupid thing will be up there for all my life ?"screamed harry now in tears with pain.

"sorry mate there is nothing we can do about it"replied george .

"oh fuck"said harry before fainting "

fred and george then asked "who wants to make carrot salad"

ron said "I wouldn't mind as long as it isn't that carrot thats stuck up harry's"

and then they moved on to the kitchen leaving ginny and Hermione there

ginny said "well as it cant come of we can atleast eat it off"

Hermione replied "you're his girlfriend you do it!"

And so did she

20 years later-

harry still has the end of the carrot up his but it is in too deep to notice and as the rest of it was eaten up by ginny and he only could feel it when he was in the bathroom .

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