A/N: Raiting is raised, added a South Park and Simpsons Reference due to the rating change.


At home Buster was hiding in his basement, he was prone to do this from time to time, it was that he seemed a bit nervous all the time, it was rumored when he thought a comet was going to hit the Earth, that he hid down there and he made a makeshift bomb shelter.

He figured he was safe and sound from the jokes and jeers from his classmates, but he was merely running away from his problems instead of facing them head-on, he figured he was humanities hope if a comet hit the Earth… But a serious part of him told himself that he as well as everyone else would have probably died from radiation poisoning.

Upstairs Arthur, Sue Ellen and the Brain were seeing if Buster was around. Sue Ellen decided to ask, "Is Buster around?"

"Buster is in the basement, he's been down there for about three hours…" She replied nervously, "Did any of you tell him that a hostile alien invasion was happening or a comet was going to hit the earth?"

The Brain started to speak, "No we…"

"Or that Rattles kid wants to beat him up?"

"We…" the bear boy was interrupted again.

Sue Ellen interjected, "Look we just need to talk to him."

"He has been a bit depressed, but where'd he get the idea about donut seeds in a Cheerio's box?

Arthur came to a conclusion, "You probably told him Cheerios were good for him and he got some crazy idea that when they are planted that they sprout and turn into donuts."

"I got rid of all the sugary cereals; I figured he was working the junk out of his system."

"Where is he now?" Arthur asked.

Mrs. Baxter lead them to the basement, Buster was sitting down there, he looked like he was obsessed, there were bags under his eyes, Buster was hiding out down there. He had papers strewn about, with drawings of cheerios and donuts.

"Why are you down here?" Arthur asked as Buster almost looked like he was going to cry for some trivial reason.

"It isn't fair."

"Look, I know your report was a flop, I know you cried the day before you went into the third grade," Sue Ellen replied sympathetically but managed a chuckle.

"I didn't cry I was depressed because Mr. Ratburn was teaching us."

Sue Ellen was insistent that he cried, "You cried."

Fern had her memory, "Yea, you did Buster; and remember when you split your pants during the Christmas play? And everyone laughed at you?"

"Yea, but the reason I am down here is because my parents are embarrassed of me, when I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds…"

Mrs. Baxter overheard that, "Buster, I told you not to watch those Austin Powers movies!"

Arthur and company had left, as Mrs. Baxter was punishing Buster… again.

Sue Ellen was laughing, "This isn't the first time he had done something wrong, remember when he and Binky were junior detectives?"

"Yea."

(Flashback scene)

Buster and Binky were wearing trench coats, they knocked at the door of the Armstrong residence, and a chill was in the air as Mrs. Armstrong answered it.

"Hello,"

"Hello, I am Junior Detective Baxter, and this is junior detective Barnes, do you have any crimes you need solving?"

Mrs. Armstrong was starting to think, "Yea, I left a pie in the window sill to cool, and a half hour later it was eaten." She had led them in and Buster did some detective work in the back yard, a neighbor's dog had eaten the pie.

Binky was horrified, "Oh dear god…"

They both walked back into the house with a conclusion.

"Ok, we have come to a conclusion, Mr. Armstrong was tempted to eat the pie, but you told him not to, as he was sitting at home he was like 'I shouldn't be told what to do, but there is one thing to do, and that is to kill her.'

Binky started to talk, "So, what happened next was that Mr. Armstrong ran over Mrs. Armstrong with the car, abandoned Sue Ellen in the next town, and eat the pie, but before he got to the pie the neighbor's dog had eaten it."

"The jig is up!" Buster yelled.

Mrs. Armstrong was shocked, "What type of TV have you both been watching?"

"The news." Buster replied.

"Yea," Binky added.

Mrs. Armstrong called their parents and Mrs. Barnes and Mrs. Baxter were not too pleased with them.

(End Flashback)

"My mom wasn't too happy."

"How about the time when they were doing their good cop, bad cop thing?" Fern asked curiously.

(Flashback scene)

"You are going down for this!" Buster yelled at Fern.

"Don't worry, Buster failed his math test." Binky reassured.

Buster continued yelling, "I know you did it once I find out that you did it or not, it is in the slammer with you!"

Mrs. Baxter overheard Buster flipping out, "Buster, stop yelling at Fern, she didn't do anything wrong."

"She ate the last brownie."

"No you did."

"Oh…" Replied an embarrassed Buster but then added, "But she is resisting arrest!"

(End Flashback)

"That Buster is crazy," Sue Ellen replied then added, "My parents and I are going there for dinner tonight, there needs to be a way to keep Buster in line…"

Fern sighed sadly, "There'll never be a way; unless if he does we can get a spray bottle filled with water and spray him with it."

Sue Ellen just giggled, "Or a shock collar."

The next day, Mr. Ratburn called Buster to the office, Buster knew he hadn't done anything wrong, his mother was there.

"Sit down Buster." Mr. Haney said calmly, "We need to have a talk."

Buster protested, "I didn't do anything wrong."

"I know that but I think it might be time for you to be put in a remedial class."

Buster was shocked.

"You are going to get the help you need," Mr. Ratburn replied sadly as he knew he failed Buster as a teacher, "I will still take you on the field trip, but you need to prove to me that you don't belong in there, I will give you a week."

Buster was sent to the remedial class, he didn't like it one bit but was forced to be in the class, he asked a few of the students how they were in the class, one in particular was a bear boy, "So how did you get put in here?"

And all he said was, "I start fires."

Buster sighed in utter disbelief.

To Be Continued.