Don't Phunk With My Heart

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Chapter two: Meeting Him

Before Miroku could say anything else, Sesshoumaru had already hung up the phone.

"He has no manners" Miroku muttered as he and Sango prepared for their friend's arrival, hoping that they would hit it off.

O.O

Kagome sighed in content as the warm water ran and caressed her skin. She didn't really feel like going anywhere today especially to go meet someone she has no intention of hooking up with. Sighing again Kagome turned off the water and grabbed a white fluffy towel, from the toilet seat (A/N: it was closed) and wrapped it around herself. Going into her old room, she goes to her closet and picks out a black shirt that has the word 'DUH!' in big white letters and a dark blue jeans skirt and a big black belt to match. Kagome got dressed in record time and pulled her hair in a high ponytail. Grabbing her black sandals she walked out the door with her purse and car keys in hand.

'Please, don't make me kill this asshole' she silently prayed and got in her silver Mercedes heading to her house.

O.O

Sesshoumaru hung up the phone before the pervert could say anything. This was just great; this ruined his plans of watching t.v until it was time for him to go to the resort he made reservations at. He zipped up his bags and brushed his long silver hair out of his eyes. Growling in anger when it happened again, Sesshoumaru got a rubber band and tied his hair in a low ponytail. Looking at the time he saw that he only had about 45 minutes to get over to his friend's girlfriend's house. Luckily for him when Miroku called he was already dressed. He was wearing a black button up shirt with a white tee shirt underneath; he left the button undone, and a pair of baggy dark blue jeans. Glancing at the clock he walked out of his room, down the hall and into the living room where he grabbed his keys on the glass dinning room table and left his apartment.

Walking down the steps and up to the two double solid black doors he thought to himself. 'Please, don't let this bitch be a stalker!'

O.O

Kagome came to a red light and while she waited for the light to turn she began to think about all of the relationships that she had went through when Sango was involved. The first guy that Sango had tried to hook her up with was Hojo Mofo. (A/N: ROFLMAO). He had seemed like a nice guy the one that you would love to bring home to you mother. But as soon as they started dating or whatever he started to get more and more stalker-ish. He would always call her and ask her where she was and if she wasn't home then he would ask her who she was with and why she wasn't at home. He would appear at her house at late hours and sometimes in the morning and demand that she let him in. After dating him for about a month and a half Kagome said that enough was enough. She broke up with his ass and then tried to move on but he kept calling her house and showing up at where ever she was and it was so bad that she had to get a restraining order against his ass. Hojo still called her sometimes but not all the time and she would pretend that she wasn't there.

The other relationship that she had to go through was with some dude named Kouga Fang and he was a wolf demon. Since she was a miko she knew about what happens when a demon wants to court a human. They would get all protective and stuff and she thought that that was really cute. But what Kouga did was sooo not cute it was smothering her. Whenever they would go out on a date and Kagome would say hi to one of her male friends that she knew from school he would get all possessive and shit and get into a fight with them. The last friend that he had got into a fight with Kouga sent him the hospital with a broken jaw, arm and leg. What had really got on her nerves was when he actually growled and almost beat up her brother, Souta, when she gave him a hug! What kind of sick fucker does that? They got into an argument over that little thing, Kouga saying that he was the only male to touch her and Kagome saying that her brother was family and he wasn't. That really pissed him off and he was about to hit her if it wasn't for Hojo. Unfortunately he came at the right time but at the right place. He saw that Kouga was about to hit her and got a stick and hit him over the head. Kouga got up and started to beat the shit out of him. During the fight Kagome sighed and walked into the house not even going to see if Hojo was okay, after all he was human. Later that night Kouga had called and she told him that it was over. Hasn't heard from him since. That was fucking great.

'My love life sucks' Kagome thought miserably as she stared into nothing. She was pulled out of her thoughts, when the horn from the car behind her honked it loudly. Kagome jerked her head up and saw that it was green light and was about to press on the gas when a blood red Ferrari cut in front of her making Kagome fly into her stirring wheel. Before she pressed on the gas again she saw that the driver that cut in front of her had silver hair and by the looks of it was a male. 'Asshole' she thought as she drove forward, coming to be in back of the car that cut in front of her.

After a while Kagome thought that it was really weird that the 'asshole' was heading in the same direction she heading in to get to her house. "Maybe he has to go to the same direction as me, but different location" she muttered to herself as she made a right turn and so did Sesshoumaru.

O.O

"Is this bitch, following me or something?" Sesshoumaru asked himself as he made another right turn and pulled up to the driveway. He was relieved some when the car went pass that driveway but then he paled as he saw that that car was just doing that so that they could park at the front of the lawn. 'Just great. That must be the girl that they are making me meet' he thought sadly as he turned off his car opened the door. He saw Kagome step out of her car and the first thing that he noticed was that she smelled like ocean, jasmine and cherry. 'She smells nice…….for a human' he thought as he looked her over and she did the same.

O.O

'This is the asshole that ran me over?' Kagome thought to herself. She looked him up and down and on the inside she smirked. 'He's hot! An asshole but he is hot'. Kagome could feel his eyes roam her body and she couldn't help but blush. She bowed her head as she walked past him in hopes that he wouldn't see and thankfully he didn't. They walked up the driveway and Kagome rang the doorbell. It took a few seconds for Sango's smiling face to answer the door. She was wearing light pink sweat bottoms and a white tank top with her long brown hair in a high ponytail. She grinned at her two friends. 'This is going to be great' she thought as she opened the door wider for them to enter.

"Please come in." she said.

O.O

After Sesshoumaru and Kagome got settled in the living room, Sango tried to make conversation.

"So Kagome, what do you plan on doing this summer?" she asked as she drink her iced tea.

"Staying at a hotel, can't stay with mom's for the whole summer can I" Kagome replied with a smile and Sesshoumaru's heart warmed. He growled at himself.

'What the hell is wrong with me? I just met the bitch and now all of a sudden I turn to mush whenever she smiles? Bullshit!'

'You might like her' a voice said.

'You are' he growled

'You'

'Well leave me the fuck alone' he hissed

'Sooner or later you are going to have to face your feelings for her' the voice said and disappeared.

"There are no feelings" he muttered to himself. Kagome and Sango looked his way, giving a curious look. He rolled his eyes and looked at Sango.

"Where is your pervert?" he asked

Sango blushed. "He's not a pervert" she muttered. Right when she was about to get the courage to say something back to him, Miroku came down stairs and sat on the couch next to her and wrapped his arm around her shoulders and Sango's blush darkened.

"Hey Kagome, Sesshoumaru" he said and smiled.

"Hey" came from Kagome

"Pervert" came from Sesshoumaru

Miroku rolled his eyes and let that commit slip. Right when he was about to say something, Kagome's cell rang. 50 cent's 'candy shop' was heard in the silent room and Sesshouamru smirked at her ring tone. 'Not so innocent' he thought amusingly as she answered her phone.

"Hello" she said hesitantly. When she looked at the called ID she didn't recognize the number, but she picked it up anyway.

"Kagome" replied a male voice

"KOUGA" Kagome exclaimed. No fucking way! Kagome was shocked beyond anything. She got her number changed and everything when they had broke up and the fucker still got her number some how.

"why do you sound so shocked to hear from me" he asked hotly

"what the fuck do you want?" Kagome asked in a low cold voice.

Sango, Miroku, and Sesshoumaru was shocked beyond belief that this was the same Kagome that they were talking to a few minutes ago was acting like she was the Queen of freeze.

'He doesn't know when to give up' Sango thought miserably as she continued to watch her friend battle with the second bastard from hell.

"Why! I can't see how my woman is doing?"

"No you can not"

"Why is that?"

"Because I am not your woman Kouga"

"Yes you are" he protested

Having heard enough Kagome flipped her phone closed, disconnected the call Kagome turned her attention back to the three people that was watching her attentively.

"So what were we talking about?" Kagome asked as if nothing happened a few seconds ago.

Sango and Miroku sighed.

'Kouga is an asshole' they both thought.

"Who was that?" Sesshouamru asked

Kagome turned around to face him and glared at him.

"None of your fucking business"

"It was just a question, bitch. No need to get your panties in a bunch" Sesshoumaru sneered

"BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLIN' A BITCH YOU FUCKIN' HOMO" Kagome shouted as she stood and now faced a pissed off Sesshoumru that had also gotten up and was in her face.

"I'm calling you a bitch. And if you don't want to get hurt then I suggest you step the fuck down" Sesshoumaru said in a low voice and with that he leaned over to her shoulder and a bit it lightly, making Kagome gasp and take a step back. Reaching a hand to her shoulder she felt a small mark where he had bit her. Looking back at him, she gave him the finger and sat back down and looked once again at her friends what where staring at the both of them like they were watching television.

"Are you two done?" Sango asked as she reached for her iced tea and sipped it.

"Yeah" Kagome said as she dropped her hand so that it rested on her lap and Sesshoumaru sat back down and listened to the humans before him have a conversation, himself saying something once in a while. All the while he watched Kagome at the corner of his eye and sighed inwardly.

'What is it about her?' he asked himself.