"We're back for another one!" Z Star

"You got that right! And this time it's about me!" Cao Pi

"You'll just do anything to humiliate yourself won't you?" Z Star

"Shouldn't you be at the airport by now?" Cao Pi

"Nope, my mum said we're leaving home at 11:00." Z Star

"Oh… my mistake." Cao Pi

"So this poem is about-" Z Star

"ME!" Cao Pi

"Be quiet! Yes this poem is about Cao Pi and his ambitions and how not even his father can get in his way." Z Star

"Damn right!" Cao Pi

"If you weren't so cute, I would have killed you by now…" Z Star

Me, Myself and I

I'm a kick ass emperor,

No one is better,

I'll rule the land,

With my powerful hand,

No one can stop me,

Because you see,

I've got me, myself and I,

I don't need anyone,

No one must get in my way,

Not my father, my mother, my uncles or even Zhen Ji,

Because you see,

I've got me, myself and I,

I'm kick ass emperor,

No one can do my job better,

I'm a trendsetter,

All because,

I've got me, myself and I…

"Well, how do you like it Cao Pi?" Z Star

"… IT'S THE BEST POEM I'VE EVER READ! AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE POETRY!" Cao Pi

"(Scared) Um, ok, I'm glad you like it, I-I guess." Z Star

"WELL I'M NOT!" Cao Cao

"Uh-oh…" Cao Pi

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTON WHO IS INCHARGE AROUND HERE!" Cao Cao

"RUN CAO PI RUN!" Z Star

"(Runs out of my office) I'll see you on the plane to Ireland! BYE!" Cao Pi

"GET BACK HERE YOU UNGREATFULL BRAT!" Cao Cao

"Heh, heh. Well I guess that leaves me to do the summary by myself. Well the next poem is about Zhen Ji and how she longs for true love from a certain peacock general. But you're going to have to wait for a week until I send it; I'm going to Ireland people! I might send you a postcard. Farewell for now!" Z Star