"Here we go again and here is the one and the only Sun Shang Xiang! The princess of Wu!" Z Star

"Hey everybody!" Sun Shang Xiang

"So this poem is about how Sun Shang Xiang rejects Liu Bei when he proposes! Liu BeixSun Shang Xiang fans where warned about this in the last chapter so no flaming is allowed if you read this!" Z Star

"It's only fair." Sun Shang Xiang

"Damn right!" Z Star

"Do I get to do any ass kicking in this poem?" Sun Shang Xiang

"No, even though I don't like the LBxSSX pairing I still think Liu Bei is a nice guy." Z Star

"Oh." Sun Shang Xiang

"So here it goes as Shang Xiang tells it likes it is in No Way Liu Bei…" Z Star

No Way Liu Bei

Marry You?

No way Liu Bei,

For a man of virtue you're Ok,

But I must say,

You're old enough to be my father,

Even though you please my mother,

No way Liu Bei,

I've still got my dreams,

One of them to defeat the Shu and Wei fiends,

By whatever means,

Marry you?

No way Liu Bei,

For I am in love with a debonair pirate,

Who makes my heart riot,

I'm sorry,

I think you're a good guy,

But I'm going to have to say bye-bye,

Marry you?

No way Liu Bei…

"This rocks!" Sun Shang Xiang

"Really?" Z Star

"Yeah, I just wish I read it to Liu Bei in the game!" Sun Shang Xiang

"HEY!" Liu Bei

"Sorry but it's true! (Pats him on the shoulder) You're really sweet Liu Bei but you're just not my type. And if you were a few years younger…" Sun Shang Xiang

"Ok, but what does Gan Ning have that I don't?" Liu Bei

"Good looks, a debonair charm, a six pack, he's a cute pirate, he's fun to be around, makes good jokes…" Z Star

"OK I GET IT!" Liu Bei

"But I'll marry you! Z Star

"WHAT!" Liu Bei and SSX

"But he's too old for you! That's what you said to me!" Sun Shang Xiang

"So? I'm stuck in reality I don't care! I want to be whisked away and taken away from stupid school!" Z Star

"Sorry but you're too young for me, bye Lady Sun! (Runs away)" Liu Bei

"COME BACK! AH well, I might as well tell everyone about the next poem. It's about Sun Quan and how it feels to be the middle child! Maybe Cao Cao or Sun Jian are looking for a wife? And if that fails I'll chase one of the cute bishies!" Z Star

"WHAT? YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY FATHER Z STAR THE HIDDEN DRAGON! OI GET BACK HERE!" Sun Shang Xiang