"Sorry everybody! I know it's been a while since I've updated but I'm here now. Stupid school has made me lazy!" Z Star
"Bad Z Star! I should throw you into the crowd of angry readers!" Lu Bu
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! No Lu Bu! You promised Diao Chan you would be good! Remember?" Z Star
"…Ok… But you let these people read now!" Lu Bu
"Ok. So here's the summary, this is about Lu Bu and his quest to conquer the three kingdoms and find a decent challenge." Z Star
"WHOO! Go me!" Lu Bu
"Well it's finally here the Master of the Three Kingdoms…" Z Star
Master of the Three Kingdoms
The Master of the Three Kingdoms,
That's me,
I am the mightiest man you will ever see,
So Wu, Shu and Wei leave me be,
Or I'll smash your skulls and send your corpses out to sea,
I'll send them home crying,
No more of their vying,
For this country that is rightfully mine,
And I will kill that Dong Zhou swine,
So he'll keep his piggy hands off Diao Chan,
The Master of The Three Kingdoms,
That's me,
Will find a place to live peacefully,
After I find a decent challenge,
Don't get in my way,
Or I'll send you home crying for mummy…
"Well did you like it?" Z Star
"…Hmm…" Lu Bu
(Starts to sweat) Z Star
…Hmm… Lu Bu
(Starts biting finger nails.) Z Star
"Hmmm…" Lu Bu
(A puddle of sweat is now on the floor)
"It was good! But next time put in more violence!" Lu Bu:
"Sigh! That's good to hear. Well Lu Bu if you don't mind I have to summarize the next poem." Z Star
"Ok. Bye bye Z! (Leaves the room but slips on my puddle of sweat) AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lu Bu
"Ouch! Well, the next poem is in Zhuge Liang's POV and it's about his wife Yue Ying. It's called You're Beautiful. Well I better go see if Lu Bu is ok. While I'm doing that read the replies!" Z Star
