"I'm back earlier then planned and I've got Zhuge Liang the best damn strategist in the three kingdoms!" Z Star

"Hello you good readers!" Zhuge Liang

"HEY!" Sima Yi and Zhou Yu

"Oh I love you guys too!" Z Star

(Blush) Zhou Yu and Sima Yi

"So Zhuge Liang what is the poem about?" Z Star

"Oh ok. It's about how I love my wife and how I think she's beautiful. Because in my eyes she is!" Zhuge Liang

"Awww!" Z Star, Zhou Yu and Sima Yi

"She is pretty! And if could tear my eyes out of my sockets and put them into someone else's I would! So they could see what a beautiful woman she is!" Zhuge Liang

"AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW! THAT'S SO SWEET!" Z Star, Sima Yi and Zhou Yu

"Ok, before I get to caught up in this moment, HERE'S THE CUTE POEM!" Z Star

You're Beautiful

My wife Yue Ying,

To me you are everything,

Every time I see you I want to see sing,

You're beautiful,

Anyone who thinks otherwise is insane,

And is without a brain,

You're beautiful

Yeah there maybe those most beautiful women ever types,

Like Zhen Ji, The Qiao sisters and Diao chan,

But I feel like a lucky man,

Because I have a someone who's beautiful on the inside and outside,

You're beautiful,

I don't need a woman to fill me with pride,

All I need is a woman to be by my side,

To love and care about me,

That's you,

You're beautiful,

In my eyes and my heart I know it,

I know I keep saying this,

But it's true,

You're beautiful…

"So how was it?" Z Star

"I think it's sweet and it tells the truth!" Zhuge Liang

"Awww…" Sima Yi and Zhou Yu

"Aren't you guys leaving yet?" Z Star

"Sorry." (Leaves) Sima Yi and Zhou Yu:

"You want to know who else liked this?" Z Star

"Who?" Zhuge Liang

(Enters the office with tears in her eyes) Oh Zhuge Liang! (Hugs the life out of Zhuge Liang and kisses him on the cheek.) Yue Ying

"AWWWWWWW!" Sima Yi and Zhou Yu

"Get out! It's not even your side's turn, you shouldn't be here!" Z Star

"Oh…" Sima Yi

"Good bye!" (The two strategists leave) Zhou Yu

"So that was You're Beautiful. The next Shu poem is called My Brother's and I. Yeah I know the title isn't as good as the others. Ok it sucks! Oh well, it's how Guan Yu sees his little sworn brothers. (Is he the oldest of the three?) So au revoir until then!" Z Star