"HI EVERBODY! I'm back!" Z Star

"About time!" Sima Yi

"And it's about Sima Yi." Z Star

"Finally this fic gets interesting! What the hell kept you so long? Didn't you realize my public was waiting for me! (Starts hitting Z Star with his fan)" Sima Yi

"OW! OWWW! HEY! STOP IT!" Z Star

"No!" Sima Yi

"THAT'S IT! (Takes the fan from Sima Yi and starts chasing him)" Z Star

"Meep! I'm sorry I didn't mean it!" Sima Yi

"I don't care! You're just gonna have to use your brain to get out of this one!" Z Star

"That won't be so hard! I might as well summarize this poem while I'm running for my life. (Z Star takes a swipe at him) Eeep! Well it's about me of course and how wonderful my brain is! Hope you like it!" Sima Yi

"And me too! (Takes another swipe at Sima Yi) Here's a poem from one evil genius to another!" Z Star

Evil Genius

An evil genius,

That's me,

What you see,

Is what you get,

Do not be fooled by my purple like gown,

I make strategists like Zhuge Liang frown,

I have a mind that's above the rest,

Everyone knows I'm the best,

My I.Q is the highest,

Want to put my brilliant brain to the test?

I'm an evil genius,

I kicked Wu and Shu's ass,

In the end I'm the winner,

Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang,

Didn't stand chance,

The destiny of the three kingdoms romance,

Is in my hands,

You better keep your eyes on me,

Or the next time you'll see me,

Ruling my kingdom.

"What a brilliant poem, I must say you've outdone yourself Z. This beats all the other ones." Sima Yi

"(Is tied to a chair) You think?" Z Star

"Sure. If that's what I think I must be right." Sima Yi

"Yeah, yeah. But I think you're only saying that so I won't come and hunt you down after someone finds me and unties me." Z Star

"Hee hee. If I untie you now will not be mad?" Sima Yi

"Hmm… Ok! (Sima Yi is careful when he unties me) So how about the summary for the next poem? What's that you say? Go ahead? All right. The next one is about Xiahou Dun and it's called I Spy with My One Eye. It's about how he feels when he loses his eye in battle!" Z Star

"Why would you wanna write about that?" Sima Yi

"I don't know, maybe it's the fact when I heard about how he lost his eye interested me." Z Star

"(The sound of huge footsteps comes from outside.) What's that?" Sima Yi

(Cao Cao enters the room looking very angry)

"SIMA YI! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO OVER THROW ME? Cao Cao

"(Look at each other) Uh-oh." Z Star & Sima Yi

"Run away Sima Yi! I'll try to hold him back!" Z Star

"Thanks Star!" Sima Yi

"Eh, not problem, anything for a friend. But if I didn't try to save you Dark Devil14 would kick my ass! See y'all next chapter!" Z Star