"WHOO! I'm back! And I'm here with Xiahou Dun!" Z Star
"…"Xiahou Dun
"Aren't you gonna greet the readers?" Z Star
"…"Xiahou Dun
"… SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Z Star
"Hehe, sorry but I made a bet with the others that you couldn't stand me not talking for about 30 seconds. And I won! You just made me 50 pounds! (A.N: The English word for dollars, Euros etc…)" Xiahou Dun
"I feel so used… Oh well! Here's what this poem is all about! It's called I Spy with My One Eye!" Z Star
"And how I lose my eye! But, Hidden Dragon, they know how I lost my eye." Xiahou Dun
"Yeah they do, but I thought this was an interesting subject to write about. So here's a tribute to everyone's favorite one eye warrior!" Z Star
I Spy with My One Eye
In the battle of Gao Shun,
An arrow shot me in the eye,
So I had to say goodbye,
To a part of me,
I said to myself,
"Essence of my father,
Blood of my mother,
I cannot throw this away!"
Then to shock the crowd,
But I was too proud,
To care about the enemy,
I took my eye,
And swallowed it whole!
This is a perfect example,
Of how nothing will stop my goal,
To conquer the land,
I will attack like a scorpion in the sand,
Out of my way,
Or you shall pay!
"Well that was some hard work! Not!" Z Star
"… Hmm… Since I liked this so much, will pay you have the money I got!" Xiahou Dun
"Really! WHOOO! My first payment! I've never been paid for my writing before! I don't even give a damn that it isn't real money! I'm so happy, happy, happy, I'm so HAPPY!" Z Star
"I'd hate to ruin the 'happy' mood but if you don't stop that I will ne forced to gag you and hang you by your toes!" Xiahou Dun
"Hehehe…" Z Star
"Xiahou Dun! What have I told you about threatining people?" Xiahou Yun
"That it's not Ok?" Xiahou Dun
"Yeah! You have really got to stop acting like Mr. Tuff guy all the time." Xiahou Yun
"I am Mr. Tuff guy!" Xiahou Dun
"Are not!" Xiahou Yun
"Are too!" Xiahou Dun
"Guess I'll do the next poem summary. It's called Happy Lady. It's how Zhou Yu wonders how Xiao Qiao can stay so happy in this time of war. I know the title isn't the best one I've come up with, but I hope you come and read it. See ya!" Z Star
"Are not!" Xiahou Yun
"Are too!" Xiahou Dun
