"Hello everyone! I'm here with Guan Ping! AHH!" Z Star "Are you Ok?" Guan Ping "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, I'm fine…" Z Star

"Ya sure?" Guan Ping

"(Stares at Guan Ping dreamily) … absolutely… just introduce the poem." Z Star

"Ok… this poem is about my relationship with my adoptive father (Guan Yu), and how I can rely on him. So here it is ladies and gentlemen, Teach Me Go!" Guan Ping

Teach Me Go

One day I asked my father,

If he would teach me Go,

Even though his timing was slow,

He taught me in due time,

Again and again I asked him,

'Teach me Go!'

My heart saddened,

When he would say no,

Sometimes I felt less worthy then my foster brothers,

That I did not fit in the Guan puzzle,

But in the battlefield he watched over me,

He cared for me,

Protected me,

Like I was one of his own,

I finally had a home,

In this place called Shu,

I helped unite the land at last,

When all the war was in the past,

I asked my father,

If he would teach me Go,

Finally in the end,

He said…

'My son,

Since I love you so,

I will teach you Go…

"Did ya like it?" Z Star

"Of course I did!" Guan Ping

"A fine work of a poet! Next time I should pay more attention to my kids instead of Liu Bei… Oh well! They didn't turn out too bad." Guan Yu

"Oh pop." Guan Ping

"So that was Teach Me go. Sorry it took awhile, it is the holidays you know. So I'm going to talk about the next poem. It's about Wei Yan and what feelings are there behind that mask. Its called Hunger of A Monster. I cannot wait to write about the poor guy. But in the mean time (Takes out the mistletoe) Merry Christmas everyone!" Z Star

"Put the mistletoe down and stay away from Guan Ping (Takes out her fork and shield)" Xing Cai

"Eeep! Well at least one person gets a kiss! (Kisses a blushing Guan Yu on the cheek) Bye everyone! I've got a lot of anime and game characters to kiss before Christmas! Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to everybody! (Runs out with a halo of mistletoe on her head)" Z Star