Z Star "Hey guys! I'm here with the DW's midget! Cao Ren!"

Cao Ren "Oh suuuuurrrrre! Make all the short jokes! I've heard them all before! No one cares about the man inside, just the height!"

Z Star "Aww, Cao Ren! It's Ok! No one cares about how tall you are these days any way."

Cao Ren "Easy for you to say! Ms. Almost 6 feet tall!"

Z Star "Well excuse me for eating my proteins:) Ok guys, to cheer up Mr. Grumpy midget, here's his poem!"

I'm Not Little

I know everyone makes fun of my size,

I know I'm not so big,

I know people looked down at me,

Ever since I was little,

But my parents said I would grow,

But I'm growing so slow,

That I feel time is standing still,

I'm not growing as much as I feel,

But inside,

I'm not little,

I'm not tiny,

I'm not a microscopic being,

Inside I'm not little,

But I feel ten feet tall,

I'm higher then that fifty feet wall,

No matter what they might say,

Or what short jokes they come up with,

I'll stand tall,

And show them all,

I'm not little on the inside,

I'll shine with pride,

Because inside,

I know I'm not little,

I know I'm not small,

No…

I'm feel fifty feet tall…

Z Star "Happy now Mr. grumpy midget?"

Cao Ren "OH! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED! (Hugs the life out of Z Star)"

Z Star "Argh! Get off! I can't breath! Please let go Cao Ren!"

Cao Ren "No! I can't! Because I'm so happy!"

Z Star "-.- Aw great. So I guess this means I have to introduce the next poem. Ok, it's about Zhang He and its called Beauty. Suits him don't it?"

Cao Ren "Who cares! I'm fifty feet tall!"

Z Star "On the inside..."