Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho and I'll never will unfortunately…
Koenma's new parents
"Did you make the fortune cookies, Urameshi?" Kuwabara yelled.
"Yeah, sure I made them. Did you write the fortune cookie note and got the sticky pacifier?" Yusuke said not as noisily as that baka Kuwabara.
"Uh-huh! Let's put plan B into action!" Kuwabara yelled again, like always.
"Didn't know you could make such a sentence, Kuwabara…" Yusuke muttered under his breath.
At Koenma's place
"George, did I get any mail?" the toddler said sucking on his pacifier.
"Yes, Koenma-sama! It's from Botan! You got a fortune cookie, but unfortunately for me but lucky for you I ate it…" George grinned.
"You what! But why lucky me?" Koenma said confused.
"Well, you see, it wasn't that good… but look at your fortune cookie note!" George said trying to avoid the tank of paper which almost fell on him.
"Let me see! Let me see!" Koenma said like a lil' spoiled brat.
"You should do some charity work among single souls as a pure soul. P.S.: That means you must go to the orphanage with this new pacifier in your baby form." He read out-loud, picking up the identical new pacifier.
"OK George, I'm going out for some charity work! See ya!" Koenma said happily not knowing what would come up next.
With Yusuke and Kuwabara
"OK Yusuke, here's the number!" Kuwabara said giving him a piece of paper.
"Ok, now, shhh. Hello! I'm calling here to announce you that a new child, brown eyed and haired, a funny looking hat, with a pacifier is coming to be adopted by the Bamboocha family." Yusuke said with a serious deep voice.
"What? But I didn't order a live baby at the teleshopping!" the lady at the other end said terrified.
"Oh, sorry, wrong number!" Yusuke said fast.
"Kuwabara, you idiot, that's not the number!" Yusuke said smacking Kuwabara in his head.
"Ow! I gave you the right number! You read it up-side-down! Now who's the baka!" Kuwabara said with a triumphant grin.
"Never mind, you're always gonna be more stupid then I am…"
"Hello, is this the orphanage?" Yusuke asked reassuring himself.
"Yes, how can I help you?"
"I'm calling here to announce you that a new child, brown eyed and haired, a funny looking hat, with a pacifier is coming to be adopted by the Bamboocha family." Yusuke said trying to stop himself from laughing.
"Alright. Good bye."
"Yusuke, I've already talked with the Bamboocha family and it's set."
"Why did you talk with this Bamboocha family?" Botan said entering the room.
"BOTAN! SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH YUKINA? OR SHIZURU? OR KEIKO? OR WITH ANYONE ELSE?" Kuwabara said almost fainting.
"But why shouldn't I be here with you? Are you up to something?" Botan said suspicious.
"No! Of course not, are we, Kuwabara?" Yusuke said elbowing Kuwabara.
"Yeah! I mean we didn't call at the orphanage…" Kuwabara said getting smacked by Yusuke for the thousandth time.
"Hmm… you two are up to something and I'm gonna find out what! Why? Because I'm Botan, THE GRIMM REAPER!" she said while making her cat face then storming out of the room trying to get answers.
"Ok, this wasn't as bad as I thought it'll be… Now we wait… Man I hate waiting…" Yusuke said yawning.
"No, no, no, no, NO! You misunderstood. I wait, you think of the prank we're going to make on Keiko." Kuwabara said throwing himself on the couch.
With Koenma
He got at the orphanage and saw many kids (what else could he see…). He put his pacifier in his mouth, and walked into the orphanage. As he entered it, a woman welcomed him. She stood in front of him examining his appearance. While doing that, every now and then, she looked at a paper in front of her. After a few minutes, she exclaimed:
"You are the one we're expecting!" she said while picking him up. Sure, Koenma thought they knew of him as The Ruler of the Spirit World, but it wasn't like that.
"You're so cute! The Bamboocha family is coming right away! They will be glad to see you."
"What?" he thought. Then, when trying to speak, he found it impossible to do it. His pacifier just glued his lips!
After two hours
Now Koenma was adopted by the Bamboocha family who had a pesky little cat, and Koenma hated these felines. He was now in his new room grounded because he was a bad boy and he was thinking how to escape. Meanwhile, the cat was sniping around Koenma. He was quite irritated. Then a marvelous idea came up in his mind.
"George!" he thought.
The kitty came up at him and started purring. At that moment, he caught the cat's tail and started spinning it around, until he dropped it. But what he didn't know is that the cat landed in his big hat.
Quickly, he got some strange gadget and George's face appeared.
"Master Koenma, what do you want?" he asked.
"Mmmmphf!" he said trying to talk.
"What? You know you can type massages on this new gadget, right?" he said sweat dropping.
"Grrrr…" he said starting typing and thinking how he hated that ogre when he was right…
When he stopped typing, you could hear George screaming.
"What? Somebody adopted you! And you want me to come there dressed like a woman and say that I'm from the orphanage and take you!" he said terrified.
He nodded yes.
"OK, I obey…" he said disappointed.
After 1 hour
"Hello, I'm from the orphanage, I'm here to take the child, umm… some problem occurred…" a George with a fancy but not good looking on him dress said with a squeaky voice and who wore make up (HA HA! Just image that!).
"Oh, of course" she said giving him the ruler of spirit world.
At Koenma's place
"Ok, now let's try again pulling of this pacifier." George said pulling once again the pacifier that got out this time.
"Oh, this feels so good." He said while rubbing his cheeks.
"Koenma, what happened to you?" said Yusuke and Kuwabara trying not to laugh too much.
"Well, boys, why don't you tell us all, hmm?" said Botan appearing out of nowhere, just like Yukina.
"Umm…" Yusuke said pondering. Then he said something to Kuwabara, who said the same thing to Yukina who was just amazed.
She walked up to Botan with big sad puppy eyes and said:
"Why did you, Botan-chan do that to Koenma-sama? I mean, you shouldn't have given him that fortune cookie note and tricked him to be adopted!" she said quite disappointed.
"WH-What!" she said surprised.
"Why you little…" said Koenma grabbing his hat and when he was about to hit her with it, the cat appeared jumping on Koenma, scratching his baby face.
"When I'll get my hands on you Botan you'll regret…umm…something!" he said trying to kill a running Botan who assured she hit Yusuke before running for her life.
"OK, Keiko's turn!" Yusuke and Kuwabara said while giving a five high.
Yukina just stayed there very confused. First Hiei, now Botan. Strange thing…
