"We're back again, and you know who I am with!" Z Star.

"Yep, the second oldest guy in DW. BUT I AM YOUNG AT HEART!" Huang Zhong.

"You're as old as you feel. But what's this poem about if you feel that way Zhong?" Z Star.

"Well, being the eldest resident of Shu little lady, I get tired of having to put up with the youngins! And frankly, their craziness does make me feel old sometimes!" Huang Zhong.

"Aww, you poor man. Well, here's the poem that expresses how you feel! Maybe Shu will feel sorry for you and give you a big fat promotion!" Z Star.

"That's the plan!" Huang Zhong.

I'm Too Old For This

Sometimes I'm on my aching knees,

Oh won't someone please,

Tell these crazy kids to keep it down,

With their love triangles and rivalries,

Sometimes their behavior makes me frown,

But being young at heart,

I don't mind fun and games,

But not even a rampart,

Can protect me from the craziness inside Shu's castle walls,

Crazy noises fill the halls,

I like a bit of fun here and there,

It stops from boredom intruding my spiritual domain,

But sometimes I feel I'm going insane,

Sometimes I feel like,

I'm too old for this,

But then again,

Shu keeps me young at heart,

I am blessed with high spirits and young energy,

Surrounding me,

It does reside in me to,

You can feel the youthful electricity,

Buzzing around,

So never feel sad or low,

It does bring me tire me out,

But that's what you get,

For wanting to be a hero,

But I bet,

I would never have the time of my life anywhere else,

Some people say,

I'm too old for this,

But they don't know,

The love I've grown for Shu,

And it's talents,

Will never go…

"Aww…" Z Star.

"That was very deep… but I hope the youngins don't see it, or they'll think I've gone soft!" Huang Zhong.

"Too late! Aww, we knew you loved us really!" Shu. (Goes into a group hug with Huang Zhong in the middle)

"Hey! Get off! Oh! This is the exact reason I didn't want grandchildren!" Huang Zhong.

"What a fuss pot!" Shu.

"Ain't it the truth? Well let's see who I am gonna do next in Wu… there's been a few requests… but the next one is going to be about… Lu Xun! I am inspired to do him, since I have seen a movie of him on the game and it will be called! Remembrance to the Dead Flames! Till next time!"

Anonymous Reviews:

Fer: Aww thanks. Well I followed your advice, and I did the one I wanted to do the most! Thanks for not pressuring me into it. Ok, till next week!

Xq-of-wu: I think Wei Yan already got to Zhuge before Pang Tong could get to him! Poor guy… dead and left behind Yue Ying with him. Oh well! Poor Pang Tong is still great! One of my FFN pals said he was a bit like Yoda… hehe…