"Hello again! I bet you'd like to know who I am with!" Z Star
"They already know so shut up!" Cao Cao
"Up yours old man. Why are you so mean Cao Cao?" Z Star
"Because I'm a vying king! And I'm getting old and cranky, so there!" Cao Cao
":( How did I get stuck with such an old meanie!" Z Star
"Don't blame me, you pick the characters." Cao Cao
"AH SHUT UP!" (Bonks Cao Cao over the head.) "Here's the poem! Basically Cao Cao is wondering how he picked Xu Zhu as his bodyguard."
What Was I Thinking?
I look at his girth,
Which he has had since birth,
And I think,
What was I thinking?
When I hired the Tiger Guard,
To keep my enemies barred,
But I failed to notice his lack of mind,
His lack of sense,
His heart that is so kind,
He is not a warrior of Wei,
I dare say,
Although he has sneaked his way,
Into my A team,
Despite the childish theme,
He carries with him,
A child is trapped in that oversized warrior,
But a tiger still dwells under that innocent exterior,
That helps make Wei inferior,
Yes I know what you might think,
He may not be the smartest,
He may not be that handsome,
He may not even be in the same world as us,
But damn it,
What a bodyguard he is…
"Well I know it's been awhile, but another poem will come sooner, I promise." Z Star.
"Yeah sure!" Cao Cao.
"Why are you so cranky?"
"Because I am sister! And you better get used to it!" Cao Cao.
"OMG… arrogance is plentiful with him… Who shall be next you ask? Well it will be none other then… drum roll please!" (Drum roll) "The Xiahou brothers! That's right, Dun and Yun are next! And will be coming back quickly! So till then!" Z Star.
Anonymous Reviews:
Fer: Thanks Fer! I hope you didn't mind the long wait for this poem.
