"Back again! With the beauty and the beast!" Z Star.

"Hey! That's not nice!" Meng Huo.

"Sorry Meng Huo, but the title fits with you and Zhu's relationship." Z Star.

"Yeah but still! Don't call my poor wife a beast!" Meng Huo.

(Glares at Meng) "I'm the beast!" Zhu Rong.

"O.O Uh-oh. Start reading the poem! Quick! This could get ugly…" Z Star.

Zhu Rong's POV

Meng Huo's POV


Beauty And The Beast

I stare at your face,

While you look away,

As if you've been disgraced,

You shouldn't listen to what others say.

But I am not a man,

I am a beast,

A fatter version of Tarzan,

One look at me and everyone flees to the east.

What stupid ideas everyone has put in your head,

They're just rotten to the core,

The only reason they fled,

Was because of your might roar.

I strike fear into their hearts,

With you by my side,

We're sweethearts,

Together there are no rules we abide.

There's that smile,

That I have come to love,

It took a while,

Without a push or shove.

I am your beast,

And you are my beauty,

We'll rule the Mideast,

My little cutie.

Watch the cute nicknames,

Yes we'll get our fame,

I'll supply the flames,

To set this country aflame.

Whatever you say my pretty,

Our dream will come true,

Since you're so witty,

Since my vision is a little blurry.

But I love you anyway,

Just don't make me say it again,

Or I'll make you pay honey,

The battleground is our playpen.

Whatever you say,

Whatever you do,

I'll love you anyway,

My baby…

"Aww Meng Huo!" Zhu Rong.

(Blushed) Meng Huo.

"Phew! I thought I would have to break up another fight! Thank you to whomever is upstairs! You know who I'm talking about. OK, I definitely know who I'm writing about next! Xing Cai and Zhang Fei! It's a father daughter thing! You can thank Xq- of-Wu for the idea! Thanks Xq! Ok, bye, see ya!" Z Star.

Anonymous Reviews:

Fer: That's Ok, yeah, school can do that to you X(I don't like it so much, it's so BORING sometimes.