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Chapter 1: Reyson and "Friends"
'Hmm…' Reyson thought as he walked the dirt road. 'I need somebody to help me…' "ZIHARK!" He shouted as he flew towards him. "Zihark, I —"
"No Reyson, I reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyy don't want you to spit water in my eyes again…" Zihark responded, annoyed.
"Hey, Mia made me laugh…and that was only one time—WAIT A MINUTE! That's not what I'm here for. I need help with something."
"I'm not helping you."
"…. Well…FINE THEN JERK! I'LL JUST FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO HELP ME! SOMEBODY WHO'S ACTUALLY MY FRIEND!" Reyson screamed in the swordmaster's face.
Zihark nodded and said dully, "Yeah…you do that…have fun…"
"I WILL! I'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN; I'LL BE HAVING A PARTY!"
"Gee…sounds like a great time…" Zihark said sarcastically.
"IT WILL BE! YOU'LL BE SORRY THAT YOU DECIDED TO BE A COMPLETE JERK!"
"Oh now I feel really guilty." Another sarcastic remark.
"YOU SHOULD!"
"Reyson, will you just leave me alone…?"
"Oh, sure…" Reyson flew away to find somebody…somebody who had never done anything harmful to him…somebody that would NEVER EVER sell him.
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"NAESALA!" He screamed. Reyson really does like screaming…
"Naesala! I really need your help!
Naesala just flew away…
"Gee, I suppose he had something very important to do." He reassured himself. Yes Reyson, of COURSE Naesala had something important to do.
Reyson started sulking until he thought of something. "I KNOW!" He shouted at himself. "I'll just plot Soren's demise MYSELF…"
Jill, who was nearby and couldn't help hearing what Reyson randomly shouted to himself, just HAD to ask. "Um…Reyson…why are you plotting Soren's demise…?"
Reyson glanced around nervously and said "Err…well…you see…he called me a mean jerk…"
Jill raised her eyebrow. "And THAT'S a reason to plot his demise?"
"Um…yeah…that sums it up."
R&R!
