Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem Path of Radiance or any of its characters.

Let's join our favorite mage. Well, my favorite mage.

"Mist, I need you to help me—" Soren started to tell the girl.

"Soren, I'm not going to help you plot anybody's downfall!" Mist exclaimed.

"Yeah Mist? Well you're a dumbass!" Soren shouted as he stomped off.

Mist muttered something about telling Ike about what Soren called her, but he couldn't hear it.

Reyson was having problems too.

"AHHH! JILL! GE' OFFA ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU! OW! THAT HURTS! I'M TELLING ON YOU!" Reyson wailed.

Jill paused for a moment. "Telling on me?"

"YEAH! I'M GONNA TELL LEANNE AND SHE'S GONNA COME HERE AND BEAT YOU UP!"

"Oh no, is she gonna flippin' SING to me?"

"Yeah, she's gonna sing really badly and it'll make your ears bleed." He said with authority.

"O…kay?"

"Now I'm gonna bring her here." Then Reyson did this really weird bird call thing that sounded kinda like this:

"EEEEEEOAAAAAAAABLERGHAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!"

"What the heck…"

Leanne came to Reyson's "rescue". She started to sing really badly.

"KJHBLSJHGBLAESNGFAAAAKERTNABLAHNERTFLIPHEADYOU BITCH ASLJHGLAJHGLABUARPFLERGAFLERGARAWRRAWRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEQAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIQQQQDOTDOTDOTEEERRRRRR!"

Then Jill's ears started to bleed and she died from blood loss. Not really. But DID start crying and ran away to find Rhys to heal her.

"Wow Leanne, that almost made MY ears bleed! You were terrible! Nice job!" Reyson told his sister happily.

Then Leanne flew away.

"I got it!" Reyson screamed out of the blue. "I'll have Leanne sing really badly and make Soren's ears bleed and then he will die from blood loss not really but he WILL start crying and run away to find Rhys to heal him." Reyson explained to himself in one breath.

Reyson really needs to stop talking to himself…

Meanwhile…

Soren needed to find somebody to help him. Fortunately for him, he wasn't dumb enough (I like Reyson a lot, but this story is OOC) to ask people who hate him. He decided to ask Zihark because he OBVIOUSLY was really annoyed with Reyson.

"Hey Zihark, wanna plot Reyson's downfall with me?" He asked.

"SURE!" He screamed. Loudly.

"Um…is it just me, or are you over eager to harm him?"

"No, Reyson has been bugging me a lot. Especially that one time when he spit water in my eyes."

"Yeah? Well, he called me a loser…that asshole..."

"REVENGE!" Zihark screamed. Loudly, of course.

And thus began Soren and Zihark's new friendship. Or common hatred. You pick.

R&R!