Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem Path of Radiance or any of its characters. You should know that by now. I also don't own "Tootsie Roll Pops".

"Zihark…I think we need a distraction so that Reyson doesn't know what we're planning…" Soren said.

"Well, I have an idea…but it's pretty daring…"

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"HEY REYSON! HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP!" Zihark screamed.

"Um…I don't—" Reyson began to say until he was interrupted by a Tootsie Roll Pop getting shoved into his face.

"Well then Reyson, why don't you find out?" Zihark told him as he ran back to Soren.

"One…two…threeeeeeeeeee….."

Soren and Zihark were busy jotting stuff down when suddenly Ike and Oscar burst into the…uh…room…yeah, they were in a room.

"Soren, I have known you almost all my life…" Ike began. "And I have something very important to tell you."

"Sure Ike, go for it."

"GET A HAIRCUT!" He screamed in the mage's face.

"No! NEVER!" Soren shouted.

"Oh yeah, Soren? Well…." He said mischievously as he poked Soren where his neck meets his shoulders…or wherever…and Soren crumpled to he ground and Ike started hitting him with his sword until Soren started bleeding.

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA KILL HIM!" Oscar sobbed. Yeah, sobbed.

Ike looked around nervously and ran away. Then Oscar rode away on his horse to get Rhys.

"And now I'm alone." Zihark said sadly.

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"IKE!" Soren screamed as he chased after the older boy. "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?"

"Um…for not getting a haircut! That's why!" Ike replied as he tripped and fell to the ground.

The next thing he knew Soren was jumping on him.

"OW! SOREN—OW! OW! STOP IT!" Ike screamed.

Then Soren began to hit him with his spell books.

"I'M SORRY! I WON'T COMMENT ABOUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN! PLEASE STOP IT!" He pleaded.

Soren sighed. "Fine…"

R&R

Sorry, that one was really short. I'm trying to think of more ideas. 