Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem Path of Radiance or any of its characters, or Tootsie Roll Pops.


It was a smell your socks kind of day. Gross.

Soren and Zihark had drawn a diagram of what they were going to do to Reyson.

"No Zihark, the needles go over THERE." Soren explained.

"Got it." Zihark said as he fixed it up. "Wait...we can't do this! The law will be out to get us if we KILL him."

"Yeah, and that Leanne is a damn good lawyer."


Reyson was sulking because...because...well, I don't really know why he was sulking.

"I'M SULKING BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY TOOTSIE ROLL POP AND NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOWMANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP!" He said very loudly. Oh, right.

Reyson had given up on plotting Soren's downfall...


Mist walked up to Soren and Reyson. "Soren, Titania says that if you start any more fights, she'll kill you." she announced in a tattle-tale voice.

"Wait..." Soren began. "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! If she--

"SHUT UP SOREN!" Mist shouted. "NOBODY LIKES YOU WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO DIE?"

Titania walked in. "YEAH SOREN JUST GO DIE AND MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE. EVERY TIME I SEE YOU I THROW UPBlehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"GROSS!" Mist screamed.

Titania was about to kill Soren when Ike did a slow motion jump.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (slo mo)

And then Ike died. The world was happy.


R&R!