Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem Path of Radiance or the song "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day.
Heh, the story isn't really living up to it's title...
"OH MY GOSH YOU KILLED IKE!" Mist screamed.
Then Reyson came in and began to sing to the tune of "Wake Me Up When September Ends"
"Soren willcome to pass
The half laguz can never last
Wake me up when Soren is dead
ThenBoyd chimed in,
Ike has come to pass
The idiots can never last
Wake me up when my coma ends...
And with that last line, Boyd slipped into a coma. Then Oscar and Rhys shoved him into a closet and locked the door for good measure.
Everyone had (easily) gotten over Ike's death.
"Hey, Rolf...want some drugs...?"
"I dunno, Boyd always told me not to--
"Yeah? Well Boyd's a dumbass and is, as we speak, locked in a closet."
"Well I guess if you put it that way--
Oscar ran up to his younger brother. "SHINON! ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ROLF DRUGS AGAIN!"
"Uh...maybe...C'MON OSCAR, THEY'RE CHEAP!" Shinon dragged Reyson into the scene. "Say it Reyson."
"No."
"Please?"
"FINE!..." Reyson sighed. "Cheep cheep fun fun!" (1)
Oscar, Rolf, Shinon, and Gatrie, who had just appeared, started laugh hardly.
"YOU GUYS ARE SO HURTFUL!" Reyson sobbed as he flew away.
Oscar and Rolf found Ranulf twitching. "HEYGUYSHIWASSUPYOI'MGONNAGOFINDSOMEMORESODAPOP!" (2) He said quickly. Really quickly.
Rolf had a face that was like...WTF!
Then Ranulf ran off (haha Ranulf:Ranoff...ha) to go find the refridgerator. If there even was one...
"What the heck...?" Oscar said.
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(A/N)
1. "Cheep cheep fun fun" is a quote from a commercial...which I don't own.
2. I call it soda and some people call it pop so I compromised and called it soda pop.
