Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem Path of Radiance.


Reyson wlked over to Soren.

"REYSON! GET YOUR ROYAL ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Soren ordered loudly.

"Uh...Soren? We're outside..." Reyson said weakly, waiting to get hit. "OW! Sorry..."

"I don't care just get out of here."

Then Boyd escaped from the closet. He ran up to Soren and drop-kicked him.

"AH! BOYD!"Soren screamed. "WHATTHE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

"Uh...I dunno..." was all he could think of to say.

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"Soren, WE'RE OUTSIDE." Reyosn said again.

"JUST GO AWAY!" Soren screamed.

"Geez..fine..."


Reyson was really bored so he started burning ants with a magnifying glass. He accidentally moved the magnifying glass over his hair and it caught on fire.

"AUGH!" Reyson screamed. "HELP MEEEEEEEEE!"

Oscar came rushing over. "OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH! WHAT HAPPENED!"

"MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!"

Oscar started stomping on Reyson's head.

"AH! OW! NO OSCAR! STOP IT! BAD OSCAR! BAD!" Reyson screamed.

"Heheh.." Oscar laughed nervously. "Oops..."

"Ow...I think you bruised my leg..." Reyson moaned.

"I was stomping on your HEAD." Oscar correctedhim.

"Same thing. Now...why don't YOU go get your head stomped by somebody?"

"Okay. I'm sure everybody would be overjoyed if I did."

"I certaintly would."

"Mmhmm."

"GO AWAY!"

"Dohkay."


Soren was really mad at Reyson so he went to go find Naesala.

"HEY NAESASLA CAN I AHVE SOMETHING TO BLOW UP REYSON WITH?" He asked loudly.

"NaeSALSA? Where did you come up with that?"

"Um...I dunno...anyway--"

"Wanna Cherry Bomb?"

"Sure!"

"IT'S NOT FREE!"

Soren sighed. "What do I have to pay with?"

"YOUR LIFE! MWAHAHA--cough-- err...5000 gold..."

Soren handed the crow the money and took the Cherry Bomb...


Bleh, gonna end it here. Review!