A/N: Yeah, I'm back. Don't you just hate me? Ok, I'm dedicating this to Juju because she rocks and is like an older sister to me. Thanks for being so protective of me and staying up with me though the looooooong nights. (Trust me, very long nights) Yes I know she probably won't read this, but at least it's out there, right? Juju, I love you, hon.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who reviewed, and to the people who read but don't bother clicking that little button? Yeah, could you please just review? One little review that would take up like, 5 seconds of your time would be fantastic for me. And Lucie? Keep doin' that good work you do. You have me in stitches. Not literally of course, but whatever.

Oh! And to the reviewer who asked where the line "Welcome to the exciting world of Chemistry" came from (I don't remember if you reviewed this story, or the other one. Sorry!) The line came from an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Where Will tries to study but he only ever gets as far as reading that line before he's interrupted.

Please Read, Review and Enjoy!

"Mia, whatever you're doing to avoid Michael, it's working a treat. He is getting so annoyed." Lilly actually looked happy for once, "I love my life."

"Um, are you feeling ok, Lil?" Mia asked carefully, shutting her journal and propping her head up with a hand.

"Absolutely great. Never better! For Michael is going mad and all is right with the world." Lilly sang out while wiggling in her chair.

"Oh dear god, Lilly's gone mad!" Tina screamed and started poking her on the arm. "Lilly? Lilly are you in there? Ok, don't panic. We think an alien might have taken over your body. We don't know how to sort it, but we think this might help" And with that said, she reached out a manicured hand and slapped Lilly over the head.

"Ouch! What the hell was that for?" She yelled, rubbing the sore spot on the top of her head, where Tina's nails had hit her. Tina just settled back into her chair and continued filing her nails into a point.

"Ignore her. PMS." Mia said, snickering at the offended look Tina was sending her way. "Did you say Michael's going mad? What's wrong with him?" She asked, getting slightly worried.

"Yeah, he's going mad as a hatter," Lilly started laughing at the mental image of Michael prancing about in a top hat with a dormouse on his shoulder. "And there's nothing exactly wrong with him. He's just getting a little frustrated because he can't do what he wants to do." And what he wanted to do was tell Mia he loved her. But she didn't need to know that. At least, not right now.

"Oh. So he's ok?"

"Psychically yes. Mentally … well let's just say he hasn't been right for years!" Lilly started laughing away to the point of tears, yet again.

"Seriously, now. What's up with her?" Tina had finished sharpening her claws and had moved on to staring at the hyena they called Lilly.

"Something to do with Michael. You know how happy she gets when he's miserable. I hope it's nothing too terrible though. Michaels uh … Michael's a nice guy." Mia blushed a deep scarlet and opened up her journal again. If they thought that was strange, they hadn't seen anything yet. For five minutes later, Boris came rushing into the room. He dropped down on both knees before Lilly and said

"Lilly! My dear Lilly! Michael told me you had a brain problem, I hope it is not too serious! I could not bear to lose you." in a high pitched tone of voice.

Lilly turned a shade of white, then green, and finally red, before springing up out of her seat and screaming

"I'm going to get that snivelling little brat! He's going to rue the day he ever tried to get one up on Lilly Moscovitz!" then she grabbed an apple and ran at full speed out of the cafeteria.

"Has Lilly actually got a brain malfunctioning problem?" Boris asked Tina, while still on both knees.

"Of course she hasn't. Although … you never can rule out the possibility of Lilly being mentally challenged. I mean, she shows all the signs." Tina said offhandedly, as Boris got more and more nervous and worried. After listening to Tina go on in the same way for another two minutes, he stuck his fingers into his ears and ran screaming from the room. All Tina had to say on the matter was

"Hey, he's not good at taking bad news is he."

Now Mia was worried for Michael's safely. The last time Lilly got on one of her I-have-to-kill-Michael fixations, Michael ended up in casualty with a broken arm. Ok, so this was nine years ago, when Mia and Lilly were six years old, and Michael fell off a slide … but whatever. She was still worried.

Then there was the whole "Michael's gone mad" thing. 'What would be frustrating him so much?' She thought, spooning some sort of lumpy yellow goo onto some bread. Maybe he wanted to tell her he hated the sight of her, and never wanted to have to speak to her or see her ever again? Well that would be a likely story.

But then again, maybe he wanted to find her and tell her how much he loved her. Ok the second one was only going to happen in her fantasies, but hey, a girl can dream, can't she?

Well, only time would tell. She'd find out sooner or later. She was bound to. If Lilly hadn't killed him, of course.