Note: I forgot to say this story is pure AU, Anakin never turned to the darkside. I also have to make this story were Obi-Wan knows about Anakin and Padme's marriage and about the twins.
Also thanks for the reviews, this chapter won't be so short, I hope.
After the twins had left for school and Padme left for Theed to meet with the Queen, Anakin made a secret phone call.
"Obi-Wan I have some bad news, Padme wants me to give the twins the talk. But as you may now from when you gave me the talk, I get a little sick." Anakin said blushing.
There was a laugh on the other line and then Obi-Wan said, "Oh yes, I remember, you permanently ruined my favorite robe."
A Long, Long time ago when Anakin was 14……………………………
"Well Anakin, since your becoming more mature and is starting to know that girls aren't icky anymore, I think it's time for me to give you the talk." Obi-Wan said.
"NOOOO! Please master not the talk! When Tru got the talk from his master he was to embarrassed to look at any girl for a month. Plus, I thought doing you-know-what is forbidden in the order?"
"It is my young padawan, but ever since that one incident with a jedi everyone in the Jedi Order has to receive the talk."
"Oh master, just because master Yoda did you-know-what and had some mini-Yoda's doesn't mean I am." Anakin said in a whining voice.
"Well to make sure let's get started. Ok, first thing first, when a male species, in your case a human, and a woman species love each other, which sould NEVER happen to you they sort of bond."
"Bond? What sort of bond?" Anakin asked.
"Well they get……………….." Obi-Wan said hesitantly.
"They get what!" screamed an annoyed Anakin.
By now Obi-Wan was thinking giving the talk to Anakin wasn't such a good idea.
"They get together and make a baby." Obi-Wan said with a pale look on his face.
Still confused Anakin asked, "How exactly do you make a baby?"
Obi-Wan was to disgusted/shy about saying what you have to do to have a baby out loud so he just whispered it into Anakin's ear.
"OH MY GOSH! THAT'S SICK!" Anakin screamed on the top of his lungs after Obi-Wan told him. Then Anakin's usual tanned face suddenly turned green and he puked all over his master.
Back to present day
"Well what am I going to do?" Anakin asked Obi-Wan, "I don't want to get puked on.
"No need to worry all you have to tell the twins is some kind of made up story that will scare them. But don't make it to disgusting, or you'll have to not feed them before they get the talk." With that said Obi-Wan ended the call.
Authors note: Well what do you think, I ran out of ideas at the end, sort of, but please review you input is greatly needed. I should update hopefully on Monday.
