Chapter 1

"I love the way he eats," Miley sighed. Miley was in her own world staring at Josh Wills, the hottest guy in the school.

" You love everything about him", Lilly said. "You like the way he breathes!"

"I do not! Ummm… lets see… I don't like the way he uh, blinks. That's right! I don't like the way he blinks!"

As Miley tried to prove her theory of Josh's strange blinking Oliver walked to the lunch table the girls were sitting at. First Oliver didn't notice the weird blinking Miley was showing, but when he turned to ask her a question he became puzzled. Miley noticed, and stopped. She blushed.

"What is she doing?" Oliver asked Lilly.

"Miley is flipping out over some cute guy in 10th grade," Lilly rolled her eyes. "If she thinks he's so amazing, I don't see why she doesn't just ask him out, I mean any guy would go out with Miley. I mean she is HANNAH MONTANA!"

"Yeah, but no one knows that, though! Plus, I'm not really Hannah Montana, I'm just plain old Miley."

"Well you're still pretty, even without the wig!" Oliver blurted. "Ummm… I mean, I would still say that you're an attractive person to lots of people…" Oliver said blushing and nodding his head looking lost in words.

"Well, Ummm… thanks Oliver! I'm glad your so sure of that, but I still don't think I have a chance with Josh, I'm only a ninth grader anyways." Miley said, feeling awkward.

There was a moment of silence.

"Well, I guess Miley and I better get off to class! See you later Oliver!"

When the girls stood up they quickly went quickly to their lockers. When they reached their lockers they both stopped and stood there.

But then Miley said, "That was weird! I've never seen Oliver act like that!

"You know what I think? I think something's fishy… and I'm going to figure it out!"