Welcome to another round of HP Help line

Dear LXR,
Ron likes Hermione. I just know it! How can I get him back?
Lavender Brown

Dear LB,
Use Love potions.
LXR

Dear LXR,
That's cruel!
Lavender Brown

Dear LB,
Well, maybe you could tell Krum to take Hermione to his Magic castle in the clouds
LXR

Dear LXR,
Krum has a castle in the clouds?
Obsessive Krum Fans Racing Against Nasty Cedric Enthusiast

Dear O.K.F.R.A.N.C.E,
Yep, you need a broom to get there.
His address is 24601 Cosette's get away, Castle on a Cloud, France
Oh dear, you may need a les Miz help line…
LXR

Dear LXR,
I Love Harry! Is there a way to meet him! And Ron is awesome! Can you tell them they're both my idols! I am their number one fan girl!
I Love Underage Vulgar Harry And Impressive Ronald. Yay!

Dear I.L.U.V.H.A.I.R.Y.,
If you said you love Harry, why is the abbreviation of your name spelt I Luv Hairy?
LXR

Dear Harry and Ron,
Some fan girl likes you both
LXR

Dear LXR,
I don't really care
Harry

Dear LXR,
Really?
Ron

Dear LXR,
I Want A Squirrel Now!
Bobby Rides a Tiny Tiger

Dear B.R.A.T.T.,
Now you want a squirrel? Go ask Willy Wonka on his help line…
LXR

Dear LXR,
Luna said something disturbing. She said that the line 'In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came' applies to me. I figured it meant the dreams I had of Voldemort. Where does she get this prophecy?
Harry Potter

Dear HP,
If you really want to know, go ask Maidenhair on her POTO Help Line.
LXR

Dear LXR,
I bet you a million dollars that in the fifth movie, Ginny is going to die!
Ignorant Harry Admirer That Eats Bad Obsessive Objects Killing Snape

Dear I.H.A.T.E.B.O.O.K.S.,
Give me the money. It's not Ginny.
LXR

Dear LXR,
How do you know?
Ignorant Harry Admirer That Eats Bad Obsessive Objects Killing Snape

Dear I.H.A.T.E.B.O.O.K.S,
I read the books
LXR

Dear LXR,
I was reading your help line and I noticed someone said my girlfriend was going to die! Can I hex whoever it is?
Harry Potter

Dear HP,
Be My Guest.
LXR

Dear LXR,
Fred and George say they're too busy to help me.
Draco Malfoy

Dear Fred and George,
Go help Draco Malfoy. We need some Amusement
LXR

Dear LXR,
Can Peeves help?
Fred and George

Dear Fred and George,
Anything it takes to make Harry regret he ever was mean to poor Draco
LXR

Dear LXR,
Who are you?
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
Who are you?
LXR