Dear LXR,
I asked you first. Who Are You?
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
Yeah, well I asked second. But here's a better question. Are you part of Harry Potter? If not – 'just walk away…'. I luv that song!
LXR

Dear LXR,
There's no such things as 24601 Castle on a cloud…whatever.
Lavender Brown

Dear LB,
Yes there is. It's only for Krum fans though. Maybe it doesn't work because you're a Ron fan and not a Krum fan.
LXR

Dear LXR,
What if I gave Hermione a love potion to make her like Malfoy?
Lavender Brown

Dear LB,
Whatever. Just letting you know he's off kidnapping Ginny
LXR

Dear LXR,
I am in the Harry Potter books, I rule them all!
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
Well, who are you? J. K. Rowling?
LXR

Dear LXR,
No. Who's J. K. Rowling?
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
Tell me all your secrets, I promise I won't reveal them. If I think your secrets are evil enough, then you can write in this help line forever!
LXR

Dear LXR,
I haven't seen Ginny for a week
Harry Potter

Dear HP,
I don't have a clue where she went…maybe she was kidnapped by Voldemort…
LXR

Dear LXR,
I require your help. My problem is Lavender Brown. She has been extremely nice to me for the past few days. My question for you is: Should I trust her?
With All Due Respect,
Hermione Granger

Dear HG,
Why are you asking me? Anyway, my advice is to tell me Krum's real address.
LXR

Dear LXR,
My sister wants to complain that she is in Ravenclaw but in the movie they put her as Gryffindor.
Parvati Patil

Dear PP,
Can't help. Tell Padma to tell Warner Bros.
LXR