Dear LXR,
I asked you first. Who Are You?
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Yeah, well I asked second. But here's a better question. Are you part of Harry Potter? If not – 'just walk away…'. I luv that song!
LXR
Dear LXR,
There's no such things as 24601 Castle on a cloud…whatever.
Lavender Brown
Dear LB,
Yes there is. It's only for Krum fans though. Maybe it doesn't work because you're a Ron fan and not a Krum fan.
LXR
Dear LXR,
What if I gave Hermione a love potion to make her like Malfoy?
Lavender Brown
Dear LB,
Whatever. Just letting you know he's off kidnapping Ginny
LXR
Dear LXR,
I am in the Harry Potter books, I rule them all!
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Well, who are you? J. K. Rowling?
LXR
Dear LXR,
No. Who's J. K. Rowling?
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Tell me all your secrets, I promise I won't reveal them. If I think your secrets are evil enough, then you can write in this help line forever!
LXR
Dear LXR,
I haven't seen Ginny for a week
Harry Potter
Dear HP,
I don't have a clue where she went…maybe she was kidnapped by Voldemort…
LXR
Dear LXR,
I require your help. My problem is Lavender Brown. She has been extremely nice to me for the past few days. My question for you is: Should I trust her?
With All Due Respect,
Hermione Granger
Dear HG,
Why are you asking me? Anyway, my advice is to tell me Krum's real address.
LXR
Dear LXR,
My sister wants to complain that she is in Ravenclaw but in the movie they put her as Gryffindor.
Parvati Patil
Dear PP,
Can't help. Tell Padma to tell Warner Bros.
LXR
