Dear LXR,
Well, ever since my horcruxes started vanishing, I like to bathe in a pink bubble bath and I love polka dots but they don't fit with my costume. I'm having my second childhood so I love playing with Barbie's. I love to dress up as a rabbit on Easter, and I love playing on swings. Hmm…did you know I still wet my bed?
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
Ha! I know who you are! Ha! You are an old, cracked version of Lord Voldemort! Ha! I will never teach you how to spit as long as I live! Ha!
LXR

Dear LXR,
I think Ginny's been kidnapped!
Harry Potter

Dear HP,
Go find her
LXR

Dear LXR,
Do you know where she went?
Harry Potter

Dear HP,
Away from you
LXR

Dear LXR,
I thought you wouldn't tell who I was!
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous (You-Know-Who),
Smeagol lied… When you write to this help line, it ends up here.
LXR

Dear LXR,
How dare you! I'm a ballplaying cowboy superhero soldier pirate!
You-Know-Who

Dear LXR,
The love potion is ready!
Lavender Brown

Dear LB,
Good. I'd love to know the results.
LXR

Hey LXR,
I believe your name is derived from the Halicorigonian word Lexritha, which it the Divine Kagamania of Torinago.
Luna Lovegood

Dear Looney, I mean Luna L,
Umm…look at the time…I have to go.
LXR