Dear LXR,
I've read Lavender's letter. I have a problem with that…
Draco Malfoy
Dear Lavender Brown,
Draco has a problem with your plan
LXR
Dear LXR,
Sorry. Already in progress…
Lavender Brown
Dear LXR,
Hey! Do you know of a counter spell for love potions?
Draco Malfoy
Dear DM,
Ask Krum
LXR
Dear LXR,
Do you think I can join the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
Remus Lupin
Dear RL,
Why?
LXR
Dear LXR,
Because I'm a werewolf…
Remus Lupin
Dear RL,
No. You should join Van Helsing. He needs a Werewolf to destroy Dracula…
LXR
Dear LXR,
We've got Ginny
Fred and George
Dear F and G,
Good! Don't write it here! Harry will read!
LXR
Dear LXR,
Well that's the good thing with magic. You can block a letter from certain people.
Fred and George
Dear LXR,
I'm going to find Ginny!
Harry Potter
Dear LXR,
That's is so mean to Harry! Don't kidnap Ginny!
I Love Underage Vulgar Harry And Impressive Ronald. Yay!
Dear I.L.U.V.H.A.I.R.Y.,
I thought I got rid of you…
LXR
Dear LXR,
I'm in love with Draco Malfoy for some reason. Where can I find him?
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger
Dear HG,
Diagon Alley at the Weasley's shop.
LXR
Dear LXR,
Hermione loves Malfoy! How dare she!
Ronald Weasley
Dear RW,
Yep.
LXR
Dear LXR,
I think it's all working out!
Lavender Brown
Dear LXR,
Harry's gonna get into trouble!
Draco Malfoy
Dear Lavender Brown and Draco Malfoy,
I love it when evil tricks start to take effect. It makes people so confused. Now we shall all dance a demented Irish jig on the table and sing drunken sailor songs in celebration of our rising evil achievements! Oy! Where did that drunken pirate go off to…
Jack Sparrow!
LXR
Dear LXR,
That's Captain Jack Sparrow to you! I thought I belongeded to the POTC help line. Hey! me new movie is a-comin' out!
Capt. Jack Sparrow
