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Chapter 2

The thief arrives home. He's alone, but his phone rings. He answers, "Hey mom."

On the other end, "Ron. It is time to debrief."

Simultaneously at the Possible residence, Kim makes it home and her mom asks, "How did the mission go."

The two stories are similar with some striking differences, Ron tells about dancing with her and locking her in the lab and his mom finds the video and watches it immediately.

Kim tells her mom that she was bested and that he didn't fight her but danced with her. Anne says, "How cute." only to get a glare from Kim. Anne looks back and facetiously responds with, "What, you could use some dance practice. Was he a good dancer?"

Kim snapped back, "That's not the point. He got away."

Anne replied, "That's a yes." In the end, Kim tells her mom that she has Wade on the lookout for any other instances with someone a little taller than her with blue eyes and a deep voice.

Ron tells his mother, "I had the blue contact lenses in and my hair was brown, but she didn't she the hair and my voice was modified. So they won't be able to trace anything back."

His mom replies, "Good work. Did you make the drop?"

Ron, "Yep. Drakken got the device after a small modification was made."

On the other end, "Well then, this is a success. I will see you later."

Ron, "Real quick. Why did you tip her off to the break-in?"

Ron's mom, "I will tell you later. Just be ready for the mission where you will help Dementor. She will also be interrupting that one."

Ron, trying to hide his frustration, answered, "Okay. I will see you soon."

Ron breaks in undetected into another lab and once again waits for the famous Kim Possible to try and stop him. He has already secured the device, made the necessary modification, and is waiting for the security feed he has tapped into to show her arrival. She may have saved the world, but she is not the most stealth. Ron thinks, 'Who wears a belly shirt and green cargo pants. The whole point is to not be seen so that no one knows you're there.'

Kim arrives outside the lab and Ron starts to exit the lab. An incredulous Kim yells, "You again."

Ron replies in the most sarcastic tone he can use with the voice modulation, "Yes it is I, the dancing bandit. Who you will fail to foil once again."

Kim starts to run at him and say, "You won't get away this time."

Ron sighs and says, "I am not in the mood to fight, but if we must dance we will dance."

Once again, Ron parries all of Kim's attacks with dance moves. Ron scans and is disappointed that he can't lock her in the lab again to get away. This lab is not as sophisticated as the last, and they are outside. He did his recon before and knows exactly where to trap her this time though. Kim continues to attack and yells, "Fight me like a man."

Ron sheepishly replies, "I would rather not waste my fighting acumen on an amaetuer." This comment angers Kim which is what Ron wanted. He knows an emotional fighter will stop focusing on their surroundings which will allow him to eventually slip away. Ron carefully drifts the fight into a wooden area. He drifts her towards the trap, a rope hanging from a tree with a noose at the bottom like in an old-timey cartoon. Kim spots the trap and looks at him and says, "You really think I would fall for that."

Ron answers with, "No. That's the decoy/climbing apparatus." As Ron finished that sentence Kim tripped on a fishing line that had been strung across where they were fighting and down a steep hill into a waiting net about 100 feet below where they were fighting or as Ron would say dancing.

A very frustrated Kim lies in the net as she sees a rope come down and land on the net with a note which read, "Here is the decoy/climbing apparatus if you would like to use it to get out of the net. I am sorry our interactions aren't more pleasant for you. Have a nice night." All typed up on a piece of paper. A furious Kim tests the rope and uses it to climb back up.

Once again, Kim returns home to talk with her mom about a frustrating mission. In another part of Middleton, Ron returns home to talk about a successful mission with his mom. Ron's mom is disappointed that there is no video.

Ron asks, "What is next?"

She responds with, "It is time for you to go to high school."

Ron immediately responds with, "I passed the GRE with all my aliases and I cannot add another one. It's too many. You have seen the studies."

She responds, "Yes, but you did not pass with your birth name. So you will be enrolling as Ron Stoppable. Don't worry. I know the vice principal there. He is a former Lieutenant."

Ron responds with, "So are you going to fill me in on your plan anytime."

His mom responds, "Nope. You will figure it out eventually."