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Robin sat on the wet sand along the edge of the water, staring off into the distance and thinking.
(Troy…Clay…Wirf…God I miss them. I wonder if they're tryin' to fix the damn MDT. What if they're in jail? What if I never get back? What about Jack? Wait…who cares about Jack? He's a stupid bastard ignorant arse, he is. I might've just ruined any chances we had for saving Will…so this is what guilt feels like) she thought. She began to sing to herself in a semi-quiet tone.
"All by myself. Don't wanna be all by myself anymore."
Robin sat there for a long time. Eventually, it was dark and she decided sitting all by herself wouldn't do any good. She stood up, stretching and sighing. Then she heard something, sounded like singing, from the other side of the island.
"Yo ho, YO HO! A pirate's life for me!
We pillage, we plunder and rifle and loot!
DRINK UP me hearties yo ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot!
DRINK UP me hearties YO HO!"
(If Jack managed to get that little priss drunk, I'll kiss 'im) thought Robin, walking towards the flickering fire the two had obviously lit.
As she approached, she could make out two figures dancing around the large bonfire. Well…she certainly owed Jack a kiss because that priss was the drunkest woman Robin had ever laid eyes on. Jack looked up as she neared the fire, laughing.
"Well 'ello there Miss Sad-and-Sulky," he said, poking her teasingly.
"Where'd you get all of this rum?" asked Robin in surprise, gesturing at the bottles Jack and Elizabeth were holding.
"Hidden warehouse," said Jack. Robin grinned in a pleading way.
"Umm…got anymore?"
Jack grinned and pulled out a large brown bottle. Robin grabbed it, chugging half of it down in one gulp gratefully.
One hour later:
"So I says to meself I says 'Here now, why am I in the closet with a can o' shavin' cream?' and just then, Troy bursts in with shavin' cream all down 'is front. So I says to 'im I says 'Now isn't that funny? You're covered in shavin' cream an' 'ere I am with an empty can!'" said Robin, laughing raucously.
Jack, and Elizabeth joined in, though neither of them knew what the bloody hell shaving cream was. Elizabeth ran off to get some more rum out of the warehouse, leaving Jack and Robin staring into the fire alone. They sat in silence for a moment until Jack spoke.
"Robin, do ye really love me?" he asked. Robin giggled, swigging down some more rum.
"Yes my lovely pirate captain," she said drunkenly, hiccupping and laying onto his lap. Jack adjusted her so she was leaning on his shoulder and looked into her eyes.
"You're not just saying that because you're drunk?" he asked. Robin laughed.
"Silly Jackie, I never get drunk," she said, kissing his cheek. Jack sighed, smirked at her, and kissed her lips deeply. She giggled.
"Why aren't ye a cop anymore?" he asked. Robin shrugged.
"When I was little, I had four friends. Del Spooner, Clay Donner, Troy Kirty, and Leon Wirflo. We grew up together, but when we graduated, we separated and lost touch. Spooner and me became cops and continued to work together.
One day, I was walkin' down the street an' two men ran into me. I found out that they were Troy an' Clay. They told me to help them get this radio inside the police station. So, I let 'em in and go' 'em to the surveillance center. They got the radio an' we were leavin' when all the squad came in and surrounded us.
I was proclaimed guilty of helping them get a cop radio that monitored where all the cops were when. We were sent to jail and I was fired. Well, of course we broke out in a few minutes and we took Leon with us cause he was in the neighboring cell, see? Anyway, so we've been stealing ever since. We're also the main intelligence on the city. We know all that goes on there."
Robin grinned proudly, taking another big swig of her rum. When Elizabeth returned in a few minutes, they both passed out.
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