Chapter 5:

When morning came Roy really didn't want to wake up. He had been having such a nice dream about Ed…he sat up suddenly. He wasn't supposed to be dreaming of Ed, but that kiss had felt so good…Argh! Roy slipped out of bed, and brushed his teeth willing himself not to think of Ed before he realized that he was in Ed's room looking at the sleeping boy. Focus Roy! No I meant focus on the problem not him! Well, yes he's the problem…gah! I have to get out of here. I am Colonel Roy Mustang the greatest womanizer of all time and Ed isn't a woman…but I think I'm falling…"Aaaaah!" Roy fell backwards as the door he was leaning on when he'd scooted out of the room opened. He landed in a heap in front of Ed.

"Gah! What are you doing you pervert! Are you spying on me? What did you see?" Ed was staring at him horrified. Roy covered his ears, trying to find a way to stop the boy from ranting and raving…there was just one solution. Roy took it.

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU…YOU ARE THE WORST…mmph" Ed got cut off as a pair of lips fastened on his own. He closed his eyes just loving the feel of Roy's tongue exploring his mouth when a thought flitted across his have dazed mind. Roy tasted of mint; yummy…Oh my god, Ed pushed Roy away as he realized he had been kissing the Taisa without brushing his teeth. (1)

Roy stared at him. "What's wrong? Oh god I'm sorry Ed, I meant it when I said I'd take it slow last night. Are you mad at me? God I just had to shut you up and you looked so ador…" Roy stopped before he said anything more embarrassing. Then he also noticed Ed was trying to say something.

"It isn't that…I didn't …brush my teeth…wasn't it disgusting for you to kiss me?" Ed blushed a little looking at the floor. This is why he didn't notice anything until Roy laughed and scooped him up dumping him on the bed. Roy leaned over the smaller boy, grinning softly.

"Come on Ed, a little morning breath never hurt anyone! But you're not mad?" he grinned wider as Ed shook his head, looking as red as a tomato. Roy tangled his fingers in those beautiful gold locks. "So you liked it?" Ed nodded. "Then let me tell you Ed, your kiss yesterday with Vera was very clumsy…perhaps I should give you some training?" he didn't wait for an answer as he captured the boy's lips with his own. He kissed him softly, before kissing him again and again as passionately as he could.

Ed moaned a little, his legs…no his body was feeling like jelly. Damn now he knew why women were after Mustang. He kissed back, trying to be as good as Roy. Roy had started to kiss his neck, when the door bell rang. Roy scrambled off Ed and went down the stairs. Ed still lay in his bed, wondering if he would ever be able to get up, without falling down all over again. He could hear Violet's voice downstairs and scowled up at the ceiling. Why did she have to keep butting in?

After a few minutes he heard Roy coming up the stairs. The colonel walked into the room, his expression unreadable. "Violet was here a while ago. She said that she and Vera were leaving with the family on a cruise and won't be back for a month or so. So if you were thinking of spending the next three weeks with Vera, I'm afraid you can't."(2) Inside his head Roy was doing cartwheels of glee. Now he'd finally get a chance to woo Ed.

He blinked with surprise when Ed spoke. He'd been expecting the boy to be upset but Ed just looked at him with a weird look on his face. "That's good. Now I can be with you. Hey Roy, want to go out for lunch today? It'll be my treat…and incase you're wondering it's a date." (3)

Ed couldn't believe what he'd just said. He'd just asked Roy out on a date? And he'd sounded perfectly normal…what the hell was happening to him? He watched Roy blink at him, before smiling. "Alright, I guess that will be fun. Oh I'd better get going…after all I have to look absolutely gorgeous for this 'date' ne? No wait a minute…I am already gorgeous!"

Ed shook his head. "Gosh, I can't believe I asked a narcissist like you out. Really your ego is like a tsunami wiping out everything in its bath. You should be called the swollen head alchemist of something." Roy laughed and walked out. Ed sighed…this crazy feeling…this was getting crazy!

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I have kissed someone when they didn't brush their teeth and it's disgusting. Though I guess you can stand it sometimes. Plus that was when I was as innocent as Ed, so I just wanted it to be a normal reaction.

Yay they're gone at last! (skips in happiness). Everyone who wanted them out of the way…they're gone! Now I can focus on some real Roy and Ed scenes!

I don't know why I made Ed so forward. But it's nice to just get something you want and ask them directly instead of beating around the bush. I did this once and had very satisfying results.

A/N: I'm sorry for stopping here! As I have already said in all my other stories, I have exams which have started and most probably cant update until after 25th march. I will try to update but the chapters will have to be slightly small. I wrote this just as a scene where Roy and Ed are getting more comfortable with each other. Sorry!

Taka