"We're hoooome! Touya, Kero?…Oh, hi you guys! Place looks great."
"Yeah well, you know. We do like to live in as clean of a place as possible."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Since when?"
"Oh, sister dear, Kero and I have always been clean people, you just never took notice."
Sakura looked up when she saw a vaguely woman come out of the bathroom.
"Mr. Kinomoto, will I be paid in cash or check?"
"Oh, hi… Sweetheart!"
"Huh?"
"This is my new girlfriend Ursula." Syaoran stated, lying through his teeth.
"Hi, Ursula, it's great to meet you. Weren't you in my second period music theory class?"
"Yeah I think so… Sakura, right?"
"Crud…" muttered Kero.
"Alright, she's not my girlfriend; she's a girl I hired to clean up. But you should have seen this place!"
"If it looked anything like your bedroom used to, I'd believe it."
"Uuuum…" Syaoran cleared his throat.
"Oh yeah… Well, Ursula my brother will pay you in cash, it was great seeing you again, expect further employment from us, but the job shouldn't be nearly so bad. Touya will be paying you double by the way." She stated looking at Touya menacingly.
"Er, right here you go." He said as he handed her the money.
Ursula giggled, and walked out the door waving.
"Well," Kero said, "at least you tried!"
They all laughed and started to discuss their trip.
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"I still can't believe you'rea married woman! Was it worth it?" asked Tomoyo.
"Oh, definitely" she said in an insinuating manner.
"Pervert!"
"I'm married, I have a right!"
"Yeah…I know." she said somewhat crestfallen.
"What's wrong?" Sakura asked, concerned.
"Well, now Syaoran and you are married, and I'm all alone. No strike that, I have Isabella with Me." she said with upraised eyebrows, trying to play off her sadness with a fake happy disposition.
"Don't try to pull your crap with me. Look, Tomoyo, just because I'm married doesn't mean I'm not your friend anymore!"
"Yeah, I know. But it just won't be the same…"
"Well, things change, people change."
"I hate change!"
"Well, I love you, and Syaoran is your other best friend, and we always will be. Now let's work on those mind powers of yours." she said knowing it made Tomoyo feel special to have something.
"Okay!" Tomoyo said; glad to be doing something else, but her mind still brooding.
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"So, Mrs. Li, ready for your first day of school?"
"No. I am so unprepared!"
"Well, Hon you still have a week to get prepared."
"Exactly my point!"
"Look, I'll help as much as I can, and they will understand if you are completely perfect and organized yet. I mean it is your first year teaching school." Syaoran said pointedly.
"Yeah, well, you don't have anything to complain about, the kids adore you. Especially all those skanky teenage girls!"
"I know, it's great to be a student teacher isn't it?"
"I wouldn't know! Some of us aren't smart enough to get out of class, and have free reign at a school "teaching" Algebra," she said sarcastically.
"I'll have you know I taught those kids a very great deal about math!"
"Yeah, that little saying about kissing and addition was probably as far as you got with them."
"So what? I'm a student teacher, the cool guy."
"Oh yeah, Mr. Cool Guy is your name right?"
"No, Mr. Li."
"Ugh, there is no way I can go by "Mrs. Li." Too formal!"
"No, you just don't like my name!" Syaoran said like a petulant child.
"Wow! You hit the nail right on the head! Have you got Tomoyo's mind reading powers stashed up your sleeve?"
"Oh, ha ha." he said his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"It was funny wasn't it?" Sakura said snickering.
"Whatever. Don't you have school stuff to be doing?"
"Oh crap!" Sakura said covering her mouth and hurrying off.
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"Isabella, it's hopeless! We just need to give up. Forever."
"Stop being so dramatic Tomoyo, it isn't hopeless, we just need to find a better method."
"What other method is there? We've tried everything! Singles clubs, poetry readings, numerous terrible blind dates. What else is there?"
"Well, there is the greatest invention ever, the internet."
"Nah, too creepy. Have you ever seen those dating commercials? Buhuhuh…" Tomoyo said shuddering.
Isabella laughed and said "Well, we could always check the personals in the newspaper."
"Yeah RSUG searching for RDOG."
"Huh?" Isabella asked, not quite sure of Tomoyo's meaning.
"Really Sexy Unattached Guys searching for Really Desperate Odd Girls."
Isabella busted out laughing and looked at the paper her mouth forming an "O" of surprise. "Oh my gosh, it's like you read it word for word from the paper!"
"Let me see that." she said snatching it away and skimming over it. "Oh whatever! The closest thing that comes to that is "MAMLFVYG" which is very sick and wrong."
"What does it stand for?"
"Middle aged man looking for very young girls. And there's a little caption that says "But no one under eighteen." Very kind of him to put that in, and dash all those poor young teenager's hearts!"
"You're right." Isabella said suddenly.
"Well, I always am, but what are you talking about?"
"Har har, what I meant was; it is sick and wrong!"
Tomoyo laughed and they decided to call up the paper and put in the ad "TAFLFAMNWOG" which stood for, Two Attractive Females Looking For Two Attractive Males No Weird Old Guys.
Isabella decided it was great, and they then called and put it in, hoping for the best. (And no weird old guys!)
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Soooooo what'd did ya'll think of it? I tried to make it humorous. I'm not quite sure if comedy is my best writing attribute, but I tried, at least give me credit for that. If you feel like it. Lol. I know it's been quite a while since I updated, but I have been VERY busy with the onslaught of school. Ugh! But things are settling down…Somewhat. Lol Well, I hope you enjoy this, and please, please, please review. It just doesn't seem worth it if you don't. Well, thanks for reading…
ShinyK
