Random Author's notes:

R R F: Wheee! 'nother chappie of Reborn. Sorry to the thousandth power for the EXREAMLY late update guys, I've been on a total All-American Rejects kick and I keep getting distracted by their awesome music (which I might use for future chapters and stuff), almost went to a concert, oh, plus I've been grounded from the computer (Sweatdrops), I am also currently sadly suffering from rejection from the guy I like a lot, became a total myspace addict, practicing for modeling, and became readdicted to the sims 2 all over again (sweatdrops once more)…I'm also a Jared Padalecki addict too (begins to drool)

Sandy: (Tied and gagged to a chair) Mph, mph!

R R F: What's that Sand? I can't hear you! Derek did you understand that.

Derek: Nope…but I do know one thing…

R R F: What's that?

Derek: It's called 'karma'. In your face Sandy, I had my revenge for you torturing me all this while and making me insane and me getting sent to the nut house because of it!

R R F: Ooookaaaay…I thought you meant the disclaimer but let's go with that. Anywhoo, say the disclaimer my muse of sanity, while I continue to drool over Tyson Ritter and Nick Wheeler.

Derek: We don't own it so you don't sue us.

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Cloud woke up groaning and rubbing his head. "What happened?" He asked himself not being able to recall what he was doing before he was out cold.

"Oh, good! You're awake!" A familiar voice called.

Cloud looked towards where the voice came from and he screamed. "AHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME DEMON!" He screamed and scrambled to get up and run away.

'I'm seeing things; I'm just seeing things. I must have hit my head really hard, that's all. That can't be Zack back there!' Cloud thought while he ran, then he accidentally collided into a tall figure when he wasn't looking.

Cloud landed on his butt and rubbed his head. "Owww, watch where you goi-!" He trailed off as he realized he was staring into the green cat eyes of Sephiroth. "AHHHHH! WHY AM I SEEING DEAD PEOPLE!" Cloud shrieked and ran off again confused and trying to convince himself he was hallucinating.

Apparently he wasn't paying attention as to where he was going and ran straight into a tree and knocked himself out.

Zack winced when he saw that happen. "Ouch," he turned to the general. "You know, we should've expected this to happen, what with him being all messed up in the head and all." He said while wagging his bushy black dog tail.

"I didn't think he would forget so quickly." Sephiroth replied.

Zack chuckled, "Ha! You should have expected different. You know he stole my memories the second I died and he forgot all about what he used to do, I knew he would forget us."

Sephiroth smacked the back of Zack's head. "Shut up, I think he just doesn't recognize us is all."

Zack sweatdropped. "Uh, Seph, I have a question for you; HOW can he NOT recognize us! I mean, he has a bad memory but it's not THAT bad. It's impossible to forget what the great general Sephiroth looked like, and that he went crazy and tried to become God…not to mention kill my ex." He added as an afterthought.

Sephiroth just rolled his eyes in response and approached the knocked out blonde, with Zack bounding after him. "Hmm… Should we wake him up… or should we let him wake up on his own?" The General inquired to his companion.

Zack just blinked and gave him a look that read, 'How the hell should I know?'

Silence.

"Oh! I have an idea." Zack exclaimed. And began to explain his plan.

"I doubt that'll work." Sephiroth mumbled when the raven-haired SOLDIER finished.

"Trust me!" Zack chirped. Sephiroth groaned but didn't complain. "I'll find a rope…"

/Later…/

When Cloud woke up he tried to stand up and be on his way, but he found out he was restrained for some reason. "Wha…?" He then tried to massage his temples but found that his arms couldn't move either.

The blonde looked down and found that he was tied to a tree. "What the-!" He began completely baffled.

"Oh, good, you're finally up," Cloud's head snapped up and he saw that Zack was standing across from him. "Don't try to runaway this time or you might pass out or hurt yourself again." Zack warned as if he was talking to a special kid.

Cloud suddenly grew puzzled, and began to remember some things. "Any reason you're taller?" He asked.

Zack gave him a goofy grin and explained, and the explanation pretty much made Cloud's head spin. "Wait, wait, wait. So, you have two forms right?" Zack nodded. "And, your two forms is a miniature, form of your self, which you use to be secretive. And your other form, is your, uh, normal-ish form right? In which all you have to do is hide the ears and tail, and you could pass as an ordinary human?"

"EXACLY!" Zack exclaimed beaming.

"Oh, okay, I think I understand a little more now, but I'm still confused…just one more question."

"Yes?"

"WHY THE HELL AM I STILL TIED TO THIS GOD FORSAKEN TREE!" The blonde shouted irritably.

Zack winced at how loudly he screamed, "Be careful you bone-head, I have more acute hearing than you, so do you have any idea how much that hurt?" He scolded.

Cloud looked at him blankly. "No and nor do I care." He responded flatly.

Zack leered at him and began to grumble to himself. "I'll untie you once Seph gets back."

So they waited, and waited, and waited, until the information finally clicked in Cloud's head. "SEPHIROTH!"

"What about me?" A cool voice inquired, from behind the tree in which Cloud was tied to. Cloud would've panicked had he been not tied to a tree; he'd be running around calling for help, acting like a headless chicken because he was so confused and defenseless against the great general Sephiroth.

"What about me?" Sephiroth repeated, he then looked over at Zack, the raven-haired man shrugged while happily wagging his tail.

Cloud on the other hand was speechless, when the General came and looked him in the eye, saying "Suck it up SOLDIER, I'm not going to hurt you, me and Zack will from now on be your traveling companions, following you everywhere you go, got it?" Cloud nodded. "Good. Now let's get you untied."

When Cloud was no longer bound to the tree he looked from Zack, to Seph, and back to the village. "Now what?" he sighed.

"I know! Let's got to Ma and Pa's house." Zack exclaimed clearly proud of his idea.

Sephiroth and Cloud exchanged looks that pretty much spelled out, "He's kidding right?"

"Uh, Zack, your dead." Cloud stated.

"No I'm not. I'm standing right here aren't I?"

"Uh, yeah, okay, you're sort of alive, but only I know that, not the world, to everyone else you're dead."

"I know right, won't Ma and Pa be so happy to know that I'm alive and come back?"

"Yeah, if you wanna give them a heart attack…" Sephiroth mumbled to himself.

"You know you really shouldn't mumble because you're starting to bum me out." Zack said. (A/N: I don't own that line, it belongs to the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie) "C'mon trust me, they'll be overjoyed to see me alive and well." Zack grinned.

/Five minutes later…/

"AHHHHHHHH, IT'S AN EVIL ZOMBIE!" Zack's mother screeched when she saw her believed to be dead son walked in.

"BACK EVIL ZOMBIE! I COMMAND THY!" Zack's father yelled while holding out a cross as if trying to ward off the 'evilness' that was Zack.

Cloud and Seph sweatdropped and watched the chaos continue as Zack chased his mother into the kitchen trying to explain that he's not dead while dodging flying pots and pans while his father went looking for a firearm.

"No, Ma! Pa! You don't-!" CLANK! A pan hit Zack right in the face and the SOLDIER fell to the ground making a loud thump noise. Sephiroth's eyes widened as he watched the old woman continue to throw pans and all sorts of kitchen things.

"No wait! Stop, you'll give him more mental problems than he needs –oof!" Seph fell face down and as he started to get up Zack's father charged up to him with a chair and smashed it over the General's head screaming, "DIE ZOMBIE!"

And both SOLDIERS lay crumpled on the ground, not bothering to get up in fear of the crazy old senile people that were Zack's parents. Cloud just stood there dumbfounded, and gave a small foolish wave to the elderly people.

"AND YOU," Zack's pa shouted while pointing a long, pale, thin finger at Cloud. "We trusted you, and you BRING US ZOMBIES AND ONE THAT HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE MY SON BACK IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TRUST!" He bellowed so loudly Cloud was beginning to feel like a scared shitless puppy dog being scolded for taking a piss in the house.

"GET OUT! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! YOU ALMOST GAVE MY WIFE A HEART ATTACK!"

Cloud didn't hesitate at all to throw up his hands and repeat "I'm going, I'm going!" while dragging out Sephiroth and Zack.

/Outside of Gongaga/

Back to chibi-sized Zack and Seph were following Cloud down some trail while moaning and groaning along the way.

"Your old man sure knows how to make a chair a weapon."

"Looks like my folks still got it…ow…"

"This never would've happened. If ya listened to me." Cloud grunted bitterly.

"So, uh, where we going buddy?" Zack inquired.

"Don't know, we're drifters remember, I go wherever my feet take me."

Sephiroth glared, suppressed a groan, and continued to follow Cloud into the unknown with Zack at his side.

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Rays of sunshine greeted Elena as she woke up and yawned. Elena looked to her left and saw Tifa snoozing soundlessly in the bed next to hers. The blonde couldn't help but smile as she watched the brunette catch some Z's.

'Now that I think about it, I could fire her for sleeping in, heheheh.' Elena kicked under the cover and heard something yelped. 'Oops, Scarlet.'

The blonde tossed the covers off the sheet and was staring into the face of what looked like a disgruntled Scarlet. She looked like she was ready to yell at Elena, but the Vice President shot her a look and nudged towards the direction of Tifa, thus Scarlet shut it.

Elena led Scarlet to the kitchen and perched her on a stool while she went to make coffee. The bunny eared midget just scowled half the time and looked unpleasant. Elena, being the nice person she is, just shrugged it off; finished her coffee, took a quick shower, got dressed, and wrote a note to Tifa saying she'd see her at work.

When Elena arrived in her office she let Scarlet out of her bag to examine the place. Of course Scarlet being Scarlet all she would do is sneer at Elena and tell her how she'd run the place.

"…You see if I was Vice President I'd overthrow the President and run the place my way. Weapons galore! And…" 'Blah, blah, blah,' was all Elena comprehended, until she could take it no more.

"That's it! You know what Scarlet, guess what? You don't run ShinRa, and you're not VP, I am, so shut up, and deal with it!"

Thus Scarlet shut up from that moment on until Elena had to go.

"I gotta go to a meeting, don't leave this room, and please don't cause any trouble." Elena said as she walked out the door.

Scarlet looked around the room, and snickered, she was alone, with a phone to make orders from at her dispense as Elena was VP, could it get any better?

/An hour later…/

"I hate meetings…" Elena mumbled as she trudged to her office. She opened the door, and her jaw dropped at what she saw.

Scarlet, who looked exactly as Elena had remembered her before she died-with the exception of the rabbit ears and tail, was lying across Elena's desk chatting on the phone while possibly filling out order forms and making more over the phone.

"Ah, yes, I would love the production of Mako Guns to start back up again."

"But Miss Vice President, it was banned…"

"Just do it!"

Elena's eyes widened and she seized the phone. "No, don't listen to her, she's an imposter! I'm the real Vice President: Elena Marshall, and I order you to cancel that order!" She yelled into the receiver frantically.

"You want us to cancel the order you're telling us to cancel? I'm confused Ma'am."

"IT MEANS JUST DON'T MAKE THE DAMN GUNS!"

"Ma'am yes ma'am! Canceling guns right now."

"Good!" And with that Elena slammed the phone down.

She turned slowly to Scarlet and began to glare at her; the red clad blonde was just filing her nails as if she didn't have a care in the world.

"What, did you think you were doing!"

"Running the place how I would've ran it."

"By starting up weapon production again."

"Exactly, the people of Midgar need to learn how to defend themselves!"

"NOT WITH WEAPONS!" Elena screamed while pulling at her hair in utter frustration. Elena grabbed all the papers she saw that were possibly order forms and down the paper shredder they went.

"I hope you know that you just shredded your documents, those weren't order forms." Scarlet responded flatly.

The color from Elena's face flushed and screaming couldn't describe how pissed she was, so, she decided to just bang her head against the wall till she passed out, which she even more stupidly, failed to do.

After the VP finally calmed down she sighed and blinked up at Scarlet and asked, "Why are you tall again?" Thus Scarlet went into her long-winded explanation, not that Elena really understood it, but she just nodded anyways.

"Right, okay then, can we please get through the day without anymore trouble, please Scarlet, I'm actually begging you." Elena pleaded.

Scarlet pretended to think about it, "Alright fine, under one condition though."

"Name your price."

"We split running this joint 50-50."

"75-25."

"55-45"

"70-30"

"65-35, you either take it, or leave it."

"Fine, I'll take it, but NO WEAPONS, that's final."

"Fine, but I don't agree."

"So we agree to disagree?"

"Yup," and the two blondes shook on it. Suddenly a knock on the door brought their attention back to everything else.

"Elena? Can I come in?"

"Eep! It's Tifa, quick hide!" Elena whispered.

"Where?"

"Turn small, and, err, hide in my bag again." Elena whispered quickly as Tifa's knocking became a bit impatient.

"El? Is something wrong Laney?"

"No, I'm fine! I'll be there in a second." She called as she made hand motions for Scarlet to hurry up.

A blast of colored smoke was emitted and chibi-Scarlet dove into Elena's bag. Tifa, upon seeing the smoke seep through the door crack, burst in surprised, coughing, and carrying a rather large purse with her, only to see Elena lying on the floor clutching her bag.

"Tifa! Um, why don't you go back to your office eh? And we'll meet once more after work." Elena declared once the smoke cleared while trying to usher Tifa out of her office.

"Wha? Elena, what are you hiding from me? And what was with the smoke?"

"Smoke? Smoke? What smoke? I didn't see any smoke? You're just seeing things Teef." The blonde replied with fake cheerfulness.

"Are you sure you're all right Laney, cause I swear I saw some smoke, and heard voices."

"Absolutely, positively, fine," Then Elena grew serious, "Now please leave." And before Tifa could open her mouth to retort, Elena shut the door in her face.

"Phew, that was close." Elena said as she let Scarlet out of the bag.

"Let me kill the dumb slut." Scarlet growled.

"No,"

"Fine, I guess this is also part of our arrangement." Elena nodded in response so Scarlet sulked the rest of the day.

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Tifa stood dumbfound in front of the door wondering what the hell just happened. She unzipped her purse as she headed back to her own office and chibi-Rufus peeked his head out and stared at the brunette.

"You're just going to let her throw you out like that? If I were you I'd fire her."

"I can't."

"Well why not, she's a Turk, all you have to do is hand her a pink slip."

"No. I mean I really can't. She's Vice President…" '3,2,1…' Tifa mentally countdown and shut her eyes waiting for Rufus reaction at this new found info.

"WHATTTTTTTT! MY COMPANY IS BEING RUN BY A BUMBLING BLONDE DOOFUS!" He hollered.

"No it's not, Reeve is,"

"Oh great, the tree hugging peace loving hippie moron is, my company is ruined." Rufus grumbled under his breath.

"Will you just shut up! They're doing a great job!" Tifa snapped while she fished out her keys to open the door. When she entered, she tossed the bag roughly to the corner of the room just to piss Rufus off, and headed over to her desk to finish typing up her work.

Rufus was apparently so upset that he refused to talk to Tifa until she finished her work. The brunette yawned and stretched to signal that she was nearly done and she stood up and was about to leave.

"Where are you going?" Rufus finally asked, although it was more of a demand than a question.

"On break to stretch my legs of course. Don't you know what it feels like to be cooped up in a room all day doing paper work?" Tifa asked momentarily forgetting whom she was speaking too.

Rufus blinked at her like she was delusional, he was President and Vice President, so of course he knows what it's like to be stuck in a room all day! "Why yes…of course I know…I mean I was Vice President and President at one point you know…" He answered in deadpan.

"Oops, sorry, I forgot."

"Of course you forgot I am lead to believe you have the memory of a chicken."

Tifa cringed and her hand lingered over a fifteen-pound ashtray that she was ready to throw at Rufus. 'DO...NOT...SMACK...THE...ANNOYING...MIDGET... HE ... KNOWS ... NOT ... WHAT... HE ... DOES . . . GO... FOR...A...WALK...DO...NOT...SMACK... THE ... ANNOYING ... MIDGET.' She mentally chanted. And without another word she was out the door, and to make sure Rufus wouldn't get out, she locked the door, and then she stomped off to the lounge to blow off some steam.

Rufus sat in the room, despite him being so small and the office being average size, he felt cramped, mainly because it was so much smaller than his office, and he made a mental note to somehow get a larger office.

He walked around the room sneering with disgust at practically everything he saw. Then he finally came across the phone and an idea struck him. 'Reeve's all about the people and tries to satisfy them…what if I call in as complaining citizen and somehow manipulate him? Doubt it will work, but hey, at this point, I've got nothing to lose.' And so Rufus picked up the phone and began to dial to Reeve's office.

"Hello?" The receptionist picked up.

"Uh, hello, um, I'd like to speak to Mr. Reeve."

"Who is this?"

"Uh…" Rufus quickly thought of a name, "This is Scott, Scott Mullin, I live in Sector 4 and I'd like to file a complaint to the President."

"I'm sorry sir, but the President is busy right now, but you can make an appointment to see him personally." She responded.

"But I can't see him personally, no I REFUSE to see him personally."

"Well I'm sorry sir, then you can't speak to him-"

"JUST TRANSFER ME OVER YOU BIMBO OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WORK IN THIS CITY AGAIN, I'M A VERY POWERFUL MAN!" Rufus threatened.

"A powerful man from Sector 4?" She questioned not at all fazed by being yelled at a random stranger.

"Just transfer me!"

"Fine," and she put Rufus on hold and called up Reeve. "Mr. President?"

"Yes Kira?"

"There's apparently a very powerful man from Sector 4 on the other line that would like to file a complaint."

"A powerful man from Sector 4?"

"Heh, I know, that's what I said, sounds strange doesn't?"

"Well, I guess put him on for me, I love to listen to the people."

"But Reeve, this makes no sense... He threatened me for god's sake!"

"Eh it's probably just an angry teenager trying to impersonate someone just so they can speak to me."

"Alright sir, but don't say I didn't warn you."

Rufus was getting more and more agitated the longer he was on hold, and the elevator music that was playing was going to drive him crazy, he was just about ready to hang up until Reeve picked up.

"Hello, is this the powerful man from Sector 4?" Reeve inquired. Rufus cringed upon hearing Reeve say it, it made Rufus feel like an idiot and he'd be damned if he's ever humiliated.

"Now listen here Reeve, I've got some complaints, and first off, what's up with the no Mako, I thought the world functioned a lot better with it, what's with this solar power crap? It's pointless, it'll only work at night if you let it collect energy, and mako on the other hand has no boundaries. Second, no weapons? What, why don't you just throw us to the monsters already, no point if were just going to be defenseless sitting ducks! Third, what's this shit about listening to the people, screw the people, do what you want and rule the world with fear, you'll have so much more influence over the people and run a slim chance of being overthrown instead of your hippy-dippy shit." Rufus explained.

Reeve sighed and proceeded to go into a long-winded explanation. Rufus rolled his eyes through most of the explanation and let out a puff of smoke and was his original size sitting on Tifa's desk, by the time he was almost done a calm Tifa opened the door and her mouth dropped open at the sight.

Rufus saw her walk in but paid no attention to the brunette, instead he held up his hand to signal he was busy.

Tifa stood there befuddled as to whom the hell he could be talking to, soon she realized it was Reeve and she dove for the phone and immediately began apologizing profusely into the phone. "I am so sorry Reeve. Who is he? Uh…he's my friend's nephew? What's he doing in my office? Well, uh, she's busy and couldn't watch after him so I had to take him to work? A grown man needing to be watched? Uh, he's 'special',"

"WHAT!" Rufus yelled infuriated when Tifa, of all people, called him special. Tifa just kept making up excuses while ignoring Rufus.

"Don't worry sir, I won't let it happen again, buh-bye." And so she hung up and turned to Rufus looking enraged. "What were you trying to do?"

"Rule the world through Reeve." He answered like it was no big deal or a no brainer.

Tifa clenched her fists and let out an aggravated yell. "Alright, lets get one thing straight, you ain't ruling the world, and you are going to deal with how Reeve runs this joint, as long as you live with me, you're going to follow my rules and respect me!"

Rufus clapped as if he was amused. "You finally learned to stand up to me, good job, oh and no, I refuse to follow your rules…"

"OOOOOOH! YOU MAKE ME SO MAD!" Tifa screamed tugging at her hair, then it dawned on her. "Why are you normal?"

"If I tried to explain to you, I think your brain would explode or something. And I don't want to clean that mess up."

Tifa sweatdropped and stared at Rufus with a blank expression, "Tell me or for the rest of the day your going to try and learn how to remove a fire poker outta your ass." She said in deadpan.

Rufus expression suddenly went nervous as if he doubted she wasn't serious, "Yeah…right. You aren't serious." He laughed nervously.

"Try me, there's a fire poker right in my umbrella casket."

Rufus sighed, he hated being submissive, but he doesn't want to experience the 'pleasure' of having a pointy object shoved up his rectum. Sp, he sat down and explained the situation, surprisingly enough Tifa understood it…or at least to an extent.

"Hmm…you know, this form of your could actually come in handy…you know, you can do my shopping, do my work, hah! You can become my apprentice."

"You do that and I'll jump out this window right now and die a second time."

"Right."

"No, I'm dead serious, I'll do it right now even."

Tifa at first thought he was kidding but then realized the blonde doesn't kid or joke at all, he was serious, and the funny part is, she was suppose to be blackmailing him; by threatening to slip his secret, but it shot backwards and now he's blackmailing her with his life. 'Well, that didn't work out how I wanted it to.'

"Your dead serious aren't you?"

"Dead serious, no pun intended by the way."

"Fine, now go crawl in your corner so I can finish work and we can go home."

"I hate home, I have to sit like a plush toy all day."

"Aww, don't worry, I'll let you watch TV."

"What are we going to watch?"

"I dunno, maybe a chick flick."

"Alright, bye cruel world, I'm officially jumping out this window."

"Relax, I was kidding."

Rufus got a bit huffy, but returned to his small form and sat on the edge of Tifa's desk monitoring what her paperwork because yes he was that bored.

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Reeve sat as his desk staring at Tseng who was going around and watering the plants in the office and cleaning up because Tseng was an organized man like that.

"So who called?" Tseng asked.

"Tifa's friend's mentally challenged nephew."

"Odd."

"Yeah, really, he had such a strange rant too."

"Maybe he forgot to take his medication?"

"Probably." He responded before reminiscing on what happened this morning.

Reeve woke up and standing next to his bedside was Tseng holding a platter on which tea was served.

"Huh?"

"Morning to you too sir, I made you some tea." He greeted as he poured the drink into a cup and handed it to the President.

"Why thank you Tseng, how very generous of you. Nothing better to get the day started with by drinking a nice warm cup of tea."

"Exactly."

As Reeve drank his tea he noticed there was something different about Tseng, but for whatever reason, he couldn't put his finger on it. Until it finally dawned on him, "Wait a minute, why do you look normal, bar the ears and tail of course."

"Well, in a nutshell, I use the small form for secretive purposes and this one for blending in with normal people." Tseng explained.

"I don't mean to pry…"

"Yes you do."

"But," Reeve continued as if Tseng never said that, "why?"

"Why what?"

"Why everything? Why are you like this? Why do you want to stay hidden? Just why?"

Tseng stared at him darkly for a second, "Sometimes, some things are better off left unsaid until the time is right."

"I'm not getting any more out of you am I?"

"Not until I think it's appropriate." He answered bluntly.

"Fine. What time is it?"

"Nearly nine."

"Nine!"

"Yes why?"

"I only have about half an hour to get to work? Shit, I have to get ready! Did you type up that document I handed you?"

"Yes sir." Tseng answered removing the paper from his jacket pocket and handed it to the bearded man.

Reeve proceeded to get ready and was about to leave with a piece of toast shoved in his mouth, his jacket undone, his hair a mess, and his tie loose, he was in too much of a rush to fix himself up, eat, and drive to work. As he was about to leave he noticed Tseng staring at him and cocking his head to the side.

"Uh, you wanna come to work with me Tseng?" Reeve asked.

The Wutaiian man shrugged. "Sure why not,"

"Uh, but first, everyone thinks your dead, so you'll kind of have to sneak by in your smaller form."

"Right, right, just give me a moment." Tseng disappeared for a minute in the hall and emerged as the tiny him and followed Reeve out to the car.

And now here they were sitting in his office, Reeve had chatted with Tseng briefly while doing work, telling him what he's been missing, what happened to his fellow Turks, they chatted until that interesting phone call came up and Tseng wandered around the office cleaning.

Reeve continued to watch Tseng buzz around cleaning like busy bee frantically trying to harvest honey. 'Only Tseng…' he sighed.

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A/N: Um okay, I once again apologize to like the millionth power to everyone who read this for not updating ages ago, again, I have my reasons listed up top and in my profile as to why I haven't. Anyways, I'd normally do a review corner, but last time I updated was before this review reply thingy came so I don't know if we get in trouble for it anymore, so I'll just keep it short, please review and thank you. By the way, for the next chapter, I have three scenarios as to what I want to do either:

Aeris goes on a shopping trip and amusing things happen on her way there.

Reeve's parents come over and think he's engaged to someone and he begs for Tifa/Elena (still haven't decided yet as to which one) to pretend to be his fiancé.

Tifa and Elena have a garage sale and Rufus accidentally gets sold in the process to a little girl.

Now, all these chapters will be written eventually, just curious as to what people would like to see first so it's a poll, whichever one receives the most votes will be chapter four. (If you chose option B please write if you'd like Elena or Tifa to pretend to be the fiancé)

Till next chapter peoples!