Chronicle 3
Title: Chire Yachiru
Characters: Yachiru, Byakuya (Kenpachi, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Rukia)
Pairings: None.

Hello and ohayou fans of bleach! My name is Kusajishi Yachiru, fukutaichou of 11th division! Good to meet you all! Ken-chan has a fever today and I'm free to go where ever I want! Baldie and Mrs. Peacock lashes caught the fever from Ken-chan so they can't play with me. Maki-maki went to try swimming with his face underwater after I pulled on his mustachie! SoOo... I wonder where I chould go. I tried to visit my own fanlisting, but scary Mayuriii said that if I used his computer, he would kill me. Nani? A sakura petal?

Bya-kun is outside!

"Bya! Byakushi!"

"Nani? What are you doing, noodle-head?"

"He's practicing with Senbonzakura, Kusajishi-chan."

"Waaaa- Old Kuchi-san! Can I try?"

"I'm afraid not."

"...squeee!"

That's when I swiped Zakura Zanpaktou-chanchan from Byakushi. He seemed mad, but he didn't want to chase me. Oof! I hit a rock. The zanpaktou is heavy, but I can hold it! It looks so nice next to my sword. We can have tea together!

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"Chire!...Chire Chire Chire!" It's not fair. I wanted to use it! Anyways Kuchi-kuchi is getting closer so I decided to hide it under Ken-chan's bed!

"Ken-chan! Ken-chan!"

"What is it Yachiru?"

"Ken-chan doesn't look so good."

"Baka, I have some damn fever. What are you doing with that sword?"

"Nothing Ken-chan. Have some good rest!"

I bounced my way to the top of baldie's head, but he doesn't look too good either. No fair. Ah, Bya-kun's coming! I hid under baldie's bed and watched Bya-bya come in. Eh, he can't find me?

"Kuchiki, why are you in my headquarters?"

"Where's your vice-captain?"

"Eh, Yachiru? Haven't seen her."

Yay Ken-chan! I took the sword under his bed and jumped through the window! Happy! Bya saw me I think so he ran off somewhere else. Good thing, I'm really really fast!

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Oi! It's Toushirou!

"Hiiiiiiiiii! Toushirou! Rangikuuu!"

"Eh, Yachiru-fukutaichou? Hello dear!"

"It's Captain Hitsugaya..."

"Eh captain? But Toushirou! Ken-chan's a captain and he's up up up taller than you!" I gave him my biggest smile and then I saw it! The mighty inverted corners of irritatedness! Right on his forehead!

"Haha, Hitsugaya-taichou, how funny."

"Matsumoto..."

"Eh? Toushirou! Sorry, have my sword!"

I held out Zakura-chan for him and he opened his mouth! I think he was shocked! I put my pinky into his mouth and he tried to get the sword...

"Hey no stealing!"

"Yachiru, thats Kuchiki-taichou's sword isn't it?"

"Mayyybee, no stealing!"

"You said I could have it."

"When did I say that? Boy Toushirou, you like to make up stories. Oh lookie! Bya bya is coming!"

"Wait Yachiru!"

"Aww, how can you shout at her?"

"Matsumoto..."

Nyehhh, how boring. Anyways, I was running when I saw Kuchi-kuchi! This time it was sister Kuchi-kuchi!

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"Yachiru-fukutaichou?"

"Ruki!" I jumped on her shoulder, but it's so small I fell on my butt. I said butt.

"Is that...Is that Nii-sama's zanpaktou!"

"Nyeh, maybe..."

"Uh, Yachiru-fukutaichou. Can I have that?"

"Nope."

"You...well uh, shouldn't be stealing zanpaktous Yachiru...I feel like a mom."

"Mom? You should be a mom! I bet Renji or Ichi would be happy to hear that!"

"What?"

"Ah, you're all red! Bye-bye, Ruki!"

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Lalala, CANDY! I see candy on the street, fully packed with rainbow colors and a string! Mine! I'm sorry to say that I bit the bag of candy and weee, I got pulled like a fish. Bya-kun reeled me in and took Zakura-chan back! No fair, eh BUN! Bya-kun put a bun in my mouth. Roast beef filling? Eh? More candy! Candy, candy!

"Kusajishi, please restrain yourself next time."

"Haiii!"

I was walking back to Ken-chan after that and then I saw it! It was Zabimaru! Monkey, pink butt! Mine! Renji looks like he's about to have a heart attack!

"Bye-bye Renjijijiji!"


A/N So much green and red in Microsoft Word xD