Really Stupid Cupid

Summary:Slightly AU, Tobias is human. Marco is voted his class's Cupid, so he has to get the voted couple together. And guess who they are... the couple will be the two who'll never seem to realize they like each other... Tobias and Rachel. And Marco only has till the Valentines Day dance.

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own any of this... though I wouldn't mind owning Tobias...

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Rachel-

You know what happens when somebody hits you hard?

You fight back.

And that's exactly what I was going to do with Tobias.

I scoped the class that day, looking for a target. Ah, Adam Lake. Nice. Great bod, nice smile. Yeah, he'll work.

Now, to operation flirt.

"Hi, Adam," I smiled, walking up to him as we were leaving.

He looked around to see if I had the right person.

"Uh, yeah?"
"I'm Rachel," I put a hand on his arm, "I'd love to get to know you better."

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Tobias, a jealous guy if I ever saw one. Oh, well, back to my charge.

"Oh," Adam grinned his football grin. "I'd like that too."

000

Giggling that giggle jocks love, I smiled at Adam. We were watching X-men 3 at the theater. Personally, I think X-men is lame(a/n: No offense to any of the fans out there), but Adam adores them.

Anything for my Adam.

At that moment, Tobias, Laurie clinging to him once again, walked by our aisle. I took the explosion moment(a/n: No idea where that is-HATE X-men) to hug Adam tightly, as if I was scared.

Hah. I've battled stuff that would make the X-men scream and run for their mommies.

Adam stroked my hair. "It's almost over."

Boy, am I good.

Tobias sat down behind us, I noticed.

Lovely.

I took a bit of Adam's popcorn and ate it, thinking. Should I kiss Adam right now? Or would that be too obvious? Should I let him kiss me, if he tries?

I was interrupted by a light tap on my shoulder. Turning, I found Laurie's freckled face shoved in mine.

"Excuse me," She said in her nasaly voice, "Can you scoot your head down a bit? I can't see."

In response, I 'scooted' higher.

"Rach!" A voice hissed.

Grovel Tobias. Grovel.

I spotted him walking down the aisle and gesturing to me, so I told Adam that I was having an allergic reaction to a rogue bumble bee attack.

As predicted, he nodded and didn't look my way.

Tobias met me in the halls, and began.

"What is your problem?" He nearly yelled.

"Nothing," I sighed, trying to walk past him. He suddenly grabbed my arm.

"Excuse me," I mimicked Laurie, "Can you scoot just a bit?"

"What?" Tobias blurted.

"Sorry," I smirked, "Thought that girls who sound like they got twigs shoved up their noses turned you on."

Tobias still wouldn't budge.

Sighing, I resorted to the only possible distaction.

Tobias seemed very surprised that I was kissing him. The crowd who had come to watch the bickering couple was even more surprised.

But when I was finished, I simply walked off, refusing to acknowledge my racing heart.

000

Adam looked me in the eye.

"Rach," He said, right in front of my house, "Will you go to the dance with me?"

I smirked.

"Of course."

000

OK, last chappie next. This will end the fic, but not my writing. R and R!