Answers to questions Naruto is above chuunin level but not quiet jounin. Hana is kibas big sister around 18-20. Tayuya and Kin are sound ninjas. And yes besides Tenten and Kin all of the other girls are older. And by harem I mean all of the girls on my list minus Kin Tayuya and plus Temari, Hinata, and a few more but no Sakura or Ino. Sigh that was trouble some also DON'T OWEN NARUTO

Naruto woke up early as always, got dressed, eat a healthy breakfast, and did his morning training (same as his afternoon training). Naruto got to school an hour late that surprised every one because that's early for him.

Iruka smiled as Naruto when he came in. "Nice of you to join us Naruto. Please take your seat we are almost done with the teams." Naruto nodded and took his seat.

"OK Team 7 Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Yamanaka Ino." Sasuke's eyebrow started to twitch as the two girls jumped up and started a victory dance. "Team 8 Uzumaki Naruto, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Chouji." The three smiled at the fact they where on the same team. " Team 9 Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, and Hyuuga Hinata. OK those are all of the genin teams please wait here for your jounin sensei to come pick you up."

"Cool I was worried we would be put on different teams." Said Chouji.

"It is good to be with friends although I'm just happy I'm not with the Uchiha or his fan girls." Stated Naruto as he watched as Ino and Sakura swooned over the Boy as all the other girls grumbled and glared at the two.

"Hai." Shikamaru nodded his head with a smirk on his face. " That would have been troublesome. It almost makes you feel sorry for Sasuke." All three looked at each other then shook their head, "Not." All three laughed as the girls started a tug-o-war with the Uchiha being the rope.

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It had been almost thirty minutes and most of the teams had been picked up by now.

Sigh, "This it troublesome where is this guy?" Asked Shikamaru with a disgruntled look on his face.

Naruto was lining back in his chair with his feet on the desk thinking. (How long is this going to take?) As he thought that the only other team there Team 9 got picked up by a very attractive women with red eyes and black hair. (Sigh now why can't I be on that team? At the rate this is going we are going to be here for hours just like when Kakashi…) Naruto stopped his trail of thoughts there.

Flash Back

"Isn't it the day for the genin exams?"

"Hai, you going to be a sensei for a team?"

"Yea Hokage-sama is forcing me to like every year."

Naruto laughed at that then said goodbye and made his way to school.

End Flash Back

Naruto let out a loud sigh, "Fuck." He muttered barely loud enough to hear.

Shikamaru being close enough to hear it asked. "Something wrong Naruto?"

"Hai, I know who are sensei is. I've been trained by him before and…" Sigh, "We are going to be here a lot longer." Naruto said looking at the ground in disappointment.

"How troublesome." Sigh, "Well I guess we could play a game of shoji." He said with a smile as he pulled out the board.

Naruto smiles as well. "Fine fine but don't think you well win so easy."

Naruto and Shikamaru played shoji while talking with each other and Chouji. It was another two hours and two loses to Naruto before Kakashi came.

"Yo!" Kakashi said as he poofed into the room.

Naruto let out a deep sigh. "How did I know it would be you?"

"Come now Naruto I'm not that bad." He said with a smile or at least that's what it looked like hard to tell with the mask. "OK to the roof so we can talk more." After that he left the room the same way he got in.

The three genin got up and walked up to the roof. They saw their sensei seating a railing on the ledge.

"OK you guys tell about your self's your likes, dislikes, dreams for the future." Kakashi said in a happy/lazy voice.

"Why don't you go first sensei?" asked Chouji who was again eating chips.

"Me? OK my name is Hatake Kakashi; I have no intension on telling you my likes or dislikes, as for dreams… I haven't really thought about it. OK next, you." He pointed at Chouji.

(Same old Kakashi) Naruto thought as his friend started. "My name is Akimichi Chouji, I like food especially chips and steak, I dislike people who are mean to me, and my dream is to… hmm I don't really know yet."

"OK you with the ponytail." Kakashi said pointing at Shikamaru.

"Sigh My name is Nara Shikamaru, I like shoji and cloud watching, I don't like loud people or doing more than what's needed, my dream is to live a normal life get married have a girl and a boy in that order and then retire." Shikamaru said looking half asleep.

(Hmm it maybe a little hard to motivate that one.) Kakashi thought, "OK last Naruto."

Naruto had a half smile on his face, "My name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like my diseased brother and my friends, I don't like the way the villagers treat me or the Uchiha and his fan girls, my dream is to become a great ninja and prove this village wrong." He said with a steady voice and a determined look.

Kakashi smiled and said, "Good now you are to meet me at training ground 8 for a training exercise."

"What type of training?" Asked Chouji with a confused look on his face.

"Survival training."

"Hmm.. But sensei we had training like that in the academy. It would be troublesome to do it again." Said Shikamaru.

At this point Kakashi laughed, "What's so funny Hatake-san?" Naruto questioned.

Kakashi controlled his laughter, "It's nothing it's just that your not gonna like what I have to say." Kakashi looked straight at them clearly enjoying this. "This test is to see if you have what it takes to be ninja and it has a 66 percent failure rate."

At once all the genin had a reaction Shikamaru sighed loudly Chouji looked frightened and Naruto's visible eye widened a little. (How did I know something like this would happen?) Naruto asked him self.

"Well I'll see you tomorrow at 5 o'clock sharp." With that Kakashi poofed away.

Shikamaru sighs, "Well this is troublesome. Do you think he well be there on time?" Shikamaru asked Naruto.

"Nope not a chance." He said with a large smile.

Sigh, "Yeah that's what I thought." Grumbles incoherently, "I guess we should go now." Said Shikamaru.

"How about we go to Ichiraku's for some ramen now that we are a team." Asked Chouji happily.

"But we aren't offishly a team yet." Stated Shikamaru.

"Like we are going to fail some test lets go!" Naruto said pushing Shikamaru there.

Sorry to cut this one short but I felt like it was taking to long. And votes so far are.

Harem 25

Tenten 21

Anko 14

Kurenai 8

Koyuki 8

Tsunade 6

Kin 4

Tayuya 4

Hana 2

Tsunami 2