16

My maid isn't Momo?!


'Ah, I miss Momo already...'

'I really wanted to spend time with her, she just became my girlfriend and I feel like I haven't spent enough time with her, even though we spent a whole night together! It's so weird not having her around. Besides, I don't want to deal with these two's perverted plan.' Izuku was entering his home with Mineta and Kaminari following behind him.

"Let's just get this over with, I want to do some studying before my patrol today."

"Dude, relax, it's a maid, you'll totally be able to study." Kaminari patted Izuku's shoulder to reassure him but that didn't help. "I bet if she's smart she'd be willing to tutor us, and I'm a complete idiot!"

"K-Kaminari, you really shouldn't be proud of your shortcomings..."

"We just have to mess up this place a bit. We can ask her to do anything right? I want her cleaning on her knees! Hopefully, we get that upskirt reveal!" Mineta wasn't even trying to hide his nosebleed.

"Even I'm not that depraved." Kaminari gave Mineta a disappointed shake of the head, but then grew a smirk, "But hey, I'm not gonna complain if she gives us a view on purpose."

"How did I let myself get roped into this?" Izuku sighed. 'I just want to spend time with my girlfriend.'

"Alright Kaminari, you call her while I start dirtying up this place." Mineta didn't even hesitate to wreck the living room.

"Oi, don't mess up my home just because you're horny!" Izuku yelled at Mineta with shark eyes, "Don't join him Kaminari!" Izuku let out a sigh of dread after realizing he was being ignored. 'I miss Momo, I wonder what she's up to?'

"Ah-choo!" Momo Yaoyorozu sneezed as she was changing out of her school uniform and into her hero costume.

"Bless you," Mandalay was a few feet away from Momo, standing in front of her locker, changing alongside her, getting ready to patrol with her. Ever since she had started interning with them, Mandalay had taken a liking to Momo, somewhat taking her under her wing. Mandalay just felt like Momo had a motherly aura that she could resonate with. She smirked to herself, about to tease Momo by asking her about how things were going with Izuku.

"So how's your personal client doing? Didn't he hire you late at night a couple of days ago?"

"Eeip! Master is doing fine! Eh? Did I just blurt that out in front of someone that's not Izuku?!" Even when he wasn't around she was starting to call him Master. 'Oh no, what if I accidentally call him that during class?!'

"Oh wow it's that serious, already on first name basis, how cute." Mandalay gave her a reassuring smile. "Don't worry, it's not a problem if you two are getting involved romantically. Just remember there's a difference between being his girlfriend and being his maid."

Momo closed her locker's door after she finished changing, staring off with a thoughtful expression. "Thank you... I do care for Izuku in both versions of our relationship." And as she was thinking about it, she grew a small blush thinking of the two different versions of him; Izuku and Master. One was a caring, shy idiot/nerd that was hopelessly infatuated with her, the other was the gentle yet confident one that always got her heart to race and knees weak. And she loved both versions of him.

'Ah! I can't take it, I want to be with Master-Izuku right now! Is he thinking of me?! Does he think of me as two different personalities as well?"

Izuku Midoriya sneezed. Neither Kaminari nor Mineta said bless you to him. They were anxiously waiting as the scheduled arrival time was soon approaching.

There was a sudden knock on the door. The maid was here. The pervs nostrils flared and with a huff they scampered to the door.

"I'll get it!"

"No, I'll get it!"

They were fighting in front of the door, trying to open the door while shoving the other away. Once it did open up, they stopped their fighting and stared in awe, wondering which hottie they got.

And in a deep voice, he went. "Nyaa."

"Tiger!" Both Kaminari and Mineta cried in horror as they backed away from the door. Kaminari was about to barf while Mineta's eyes were bleeding. They both suddenly had an excuse to leave although neither of them wanted to leave through the front.

"Um, thanks for having us over Midoriya, but it looks like you're busy, talk to you later." Kaminari at least tried to excuse himself but Mineta was still crying blood. They both left through the apartment balcony with Mineta climbing with his quirk while Kaminari took the leap of faith.

'He'll be okay, right?' Izuku had seen the whole fiasco go down. 'Welp, they got what they deserved at least.' He figured he would try to clear up the situation. "Ah, hello Tiger, sir, I'm sorry about this. I was kinda blackmailed into this, Mineta is really desperate. But you can cancel the service, I-I know she's heroing right now." Izuku suddenly grew nervous talking about his girlfriend.

Tiger was actually wearing the maid outfit but Izuke was used to him in his hero costume and to him there wasn't a difference. He shook his head disappointed in Mineta and Kaminari. "I can't believe my two former students were so eager to get away from me. Ah, no matter, Ragdoll had a feeling something like this was happening when she talked to Kaminari, it was rather strange that he would order a maid and list your address when you already have a personal maid."

Izuku ruffled the back of his hair with a chuckle in thanks. "I guess you guys are still looking out for me and the rest of the class, even now, huh?"

Tiger smirked. "Of course." He then turned around, "You can come in now, the problem children are gone."

"Wh-What?! You heard Midoriya, he said to cancel the service!"

Izuku's ear twitched to the sound of a voice coming from outside his door. 'Eh! It can't be who I think it is!

"J-Jiro is that you?"

"... Um, nah dude..."

Izuku had a sweat drop, having a blank stare at her lack of subtlety. 'It's definitely her!'

Tiger had stepped out and basically shoved the purple-haired teen inside. "We have to take care of our clients and it looks like they left Midoriya's house in a mess. This shouldn't be a problem for you since he's a trusted classmate. Besides I'm sure Momo won't mind."

"It's because we're classmates that there's a problem! Wait, Yaomomo? What does she have to do with this?"

"I'll leave you guys to it then." Tiger quickly escaped as soon as Kyoka mentioned her best friend.

"Eh? Why does it suddenly feel like Tiger abandoned me?"

Kyoka Jiro was standing in front of Izuku in a Neko-Maid outfit but she had never looked so menacing, despite her petite stature.

"What was that about Yaomomo?" And she was glaring at Midoriya waiting for a fear-induced response from the supposed cinnamon roll.

"Hiee!" And he was terrified feeling like he was a feline's prey.

"Oh right, I guess I should say, nyaa, dude."