Note: Sorry guys, you would've gotten an update sooner, but my dad took away my computer (but only for a week) so I couldn't do my chapters. I'm close to finishing up the first chapter of Boy Trouble, just was a bit tired form writing the same story for so long, so I figured I should start on this one. Anyway, this chap just screams OOC and most of it's from Kai. Now, read!
Chapter Two: Run Away From the OOC
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Library, Mariah's POV
"Ray, how much do you think we should spend on Ellie's diapers?" I asked as we were calculating some numbers on some paper.
Ray shrugged and answered "Whatever's okay with you Mar. I personally think your decision would be better."
I almost melted. How was it that I was so lucky to end up with such a good looking husband? Plus, extra brownie points for being nice as well!
"Well, whatever you want is okay with me." I said.
"No it's okay. I think you should decide what should spend." Ray replied really sincerely.
I almost sighed. Ray was way too nice for his own good. Though we hadn't fought about anything, we really never agree about anything either.
We're both just too indecisive.
I gazed back into those golden eyes and made up my own mind for us.
"Ray, you want to go downtown and get something to eat?" I asked.
He looked slightly surprised but answered "Sure. I know this really place that we can eat it's called........."
And I forgot all about our problems as I listened to him talk.
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Classroom, Hilary's POV
"For the last time, we are not spending money on some stupid Jacuzzi!" I exclaimed at Tyson.
We were arguing about the money we should spend and on what.
Mr. Money-Does-Grow-On-Trees wanted to have a Jacuzzi in the bathroom.
I of course, being the sensible girl that I am, refused.
And now it was World War II all over again.
"It's just a Jacuzzi! Plus, we have plenty of money for other things!" He argued.
I frowned and was about to argue when Alison walked through the doors and plopped down on the seat next to mine. My head immediately turned to face her.
"Hey Ally, you okay?" I asked gently.
She hadn't been looking so good these last few days. Dark circles had appeared under her eyes and her skin was looking pale.
Alison nodded her head like a zombie.
I bit my lip and let it go. Mr. Marshall had started to talk about the project.
"Now you see, the money thing is very important. There has to be a right amount of........."
I stopped paying attention as I watched Alison sway a bit.
She fainted.
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Nurse's Room
"How does one collapse from stress?" Kai demanded.
Tyson answered "You have no idea. I've seen Alison work like crazy through those essays her homework. Do you know how much sleep she gets?! Just 5 hours a day!"
I nodded and added "Not to mention the project. The project you keep forgetting to put effort into because of Beyblading sessions and other junk." I put in a glare as well.
Tyson and Kai both exclaimed simultaneously.
"Beyblading isn't junk!"
I rolled my eyes "Whatever. Plus Kai, you're not applying to the guide book."
He looked puzzled and asked "What guide book?"
Tyson had a puzzled look on his face and asked "You don't know about the guide book?"
"We have a guide book?"
I groaned in frustration and dug into my backpack. I came upon a thick yellow book and thrusted it at him.
"Read!" I dragged Tyson with me out the room.
That should keep him busy.
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Library
"I don't get it Emily, everyone's been having problems with the money stuff but you and Max have it all done. How???????" I questioned exasperatedly.
Emily smiled and replied "There there, Hil, it's elementary. And you and Tyson aren't still arguing are?" She frowned at the end.
"Of course we are! But not as much as Alison and Kai of course. Now those are a pair of stampeding rhinos." I chuckled along with Emily.
Emily still asked me "But Hil, you and Tyson should try to get along more. Just once I'd like to have a day without you two arguing."
I argued "That's easy for you to say, you don't have the worst husband in the universe! At least Kai is good looking and not a pig!"
Emily laughed "Would you rather have Bryan?"
Groaning, I answered that weird and ridiculous question "Though that is a toughie, I would rather go with Bryan. He'd probably just ignore me and not try to annoy me." I put the emphasis on 'not'.
A flash of lilac hair entered the library and I groaned again "Speaking of the human zombie, here he comes."
Bryan ran up to our table and I very surprised to see fear in his eyes. What would be scaring him?!
He whispered pleadingly at us as he glanced around paranoid "Quick! I need to hide from Felicia! She's a maniac! I don't think I could surv-"
"There you are!"
Bryan turned 4 shades paler (if that is possible) when a hand grabbed his ear. He hissed to the person "Oh come on! Let me go!"
Felicia glared at him and turned to me and Emily "Sorry guys, Mr. Runaway- Groom decided to....well, run away. But luckily, like the perfect wife I am, I was able to find him."
Bryan grunted "Don't you mean perfect monster!?"
Felicia had a vein popping out of her forehead "Can it mister!'
Emily coughed and asked "Felicia, don't you think you're being a little too rough on him." She tried to keep the small smile from showing up.
Felicia scoffed and answered "Girl, the woman is always the dominating one in the family. I'm just filling out my role. Now come one, you big idiot!" She dragged him, ignoring his protests.
I glanced at Emily and saw her writing something in a notebook. I leaned in and asked "What are you writing?"
Emily cracked a small smile and answered.
"Nothing much, just marking this 'Bryan shows expression' day."
There was much laughing in the library that day.
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Lockers, Alison's POV
It was like something out of the twilight. Just totally puzzling.
I had just finished getting out that stupid nurse's grasp and was opening my locker since I had to get out my book report for English.
Fate has a disturbed sense of humor.
It really does.
I had just managed to open my locker when I was greeted by a running, scared looking (scared!?) Bryan being chased by a crazy looking Felicia.
Bryan was squealing and shrieking "Get away from me you ugly hag!"
Felicia yelled "What did you just call me!? Oh, you are so going to get it now!"
I just blinked as they past me.
Another scene greeted me.
Kai Hiwatari was walking down the hall with his nose stuck in a book.
He never reads!
Okay, since my curiosity was getting the better of me I walked up to Fish Boy as he continued to read through the thing.
"Fish Boy, are you okay?" I asked suspiciously. For all I know, he could be secretly plotting my death in that book.
He glanced up from the book and fixed me with a very weird look.
Then, he smiled.
And greeted me with a "How are you doing today Alison dear? Do you think that Vivian will like the skirt I made her? Oh that reminds me, you haven't seen her yet! Come on." He took my hand good naturedly and walked to the classroom.
Yep, totally something out of the twilight.
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Classroom, Hilary's POV
"What! I only earn $6,000 a month as a Secret Service Agent?! What a rip- off! Oh, by the way Hilary, you need to take care of the egg this week. I'm busy." Tyson handed me Josh.
"Are you crazy!? You take care of the egg Mr. Lazy pants!" I pushed the egg back to him.
"Heck no!"
"I have a debate today! I can't take care of it!"
"Well, I have practice! Take it!"
"NO!"
"WELL I'm NOT GONNA EITHER!"
"TAKE IT!"
"NO!"
"TAKE I-"
"Will you two please stop it!"
Tyson and I had froze and stopped playing 'Pass the Egg' and sat down in our seats.
We were greeted by a happy looking Kai and a very confused looking Alison.
"Hey guys, have you seen Vivian anywhere?" Kai asked.
I raised an eyebrow.
"Vivian?" Tyson asked "Oh.........your egg! Yeah, she's over there, in the back."
Kai was about to get the egg but stopped momentarily to say "She's not an egg, she's my wonderful daughter." And skipped all the way to the back to the classroom.
Tyson and I blinked.
Alison asked us "Yeah.................Kais' been acting weird lately, do you know what's wrong with him?"
I shrugged it off "Yeah, he read the guide book."
"He read it. Right, definitely twilight."
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
I was about to ask some more questions when the very weird Kai appeared with the egg.
"Here she is!"
And we all stared flabbergasted.
The egg with the lilac mark (meaning it was a boy) had a frilly pink hat on and a pink skirt (obviously made out of tissue).
Tyson was the first to recover and asked incredulously "Kai, exactly why would you dress up an egg?!"
Kai glared at him and growled "She's my daughter."
And Tyson backed away.
Good choice. Very good choice.
Kai turned to Alison and asked happily "Well, what do you think? I spent a lot of time pampering her up. Doesn't she look like an angel?" He shoved the egg in the basket towards her.
Ally had a blank look on her face for a second but it quickly disappeared and she replied awkwardly "I think it looks..........pretty..........in its own......special way." She mustered a weird smile.
Psycho-Kai grinned and said "I thought so. Well I'm going to put it back now." And he skipped away to the back of the room with the egg.
As soon as he skipped away Ally grabbed my wrists and exclaimed "I still cannot believe this is happening! I mean, this is Fish Boy?! He's acting like one of those mushy guys you only see in the movies. Totally unbelievable. Stuff like this only happens in dreams!"
Tyson put hand on her shoulder and said "Well then, it looks like your dream became reality."
"Face it Ally." I put my hand on her other shoulder "Kai Hiwatari has finally become a family man."
Alison was about to say something else, but unfortunately got dragged away by Kai.
"Come on, we still have to figure out how much money we should use on the crib."
She just groaned.
Tyson and I stared for a second. Then turned back to each other.
"You're keeping the egg!"
"I took care of it last time!"
"Well, I'm not keeping it!"
"Yes you will!"
"No I won't!"
"Yes you will!"
"No I won't!"
"Yes you............"
And as they say, the rest is history.
Chapter Two Ends..........TBC
Note: So, tell me what you think? I think I copied some lines from Hogwarts Gets Married, but not too many I think. Anyway, I didn't put in who gets to keep the egg since it wasn't that crucial to the plot. I had to write in some extra stuff so that this chapter would be longer than 5 pages. Its 7 ½. I put in the flabbergasted part cause I like that word. And I'll only keep Kai OOC for a couple of chapters only.
Anyway, review please! I'd greatly appreciate it! And now I really, really, got to go finish up chapter 3 for Everlasting Falls (I think I've been neglecting that a teensy bit, plus I need more reviews for that story).
Chapter Two: Run Away From the OOC
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Library, Mariah's POV
"Ray, how much do you think we should spend on Ellie's diapers?" I asked as we were calculating some numbers on some paper.
Ray shrugged and answered "Whatever's okay with you Mar. I personally think your decision would be better."
I almost melted. How was it that I was so lucky to end up with such a good looking husband? Plus, extra brownie points for being nice as well!
"Well, whatever you want is okay with me." I said.
"No it's okay. I think you should decide what should spend." Ray replied really sincerely.
I almost sighed. Ray was way too nice for his own good. Though we hadn't fought about anything, we really never agree about anything either.
We're both just too indecisive.
I gazed back into those golden eyes and made up my own mind for us.
"Ray, you want to go downtown and get something to eat?" I asked.
He looked slightly surprised but answered "Sure. I know this really place that we can eat it's called........."
And I forgot all about our problems as I listened to him talk.
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Classroom, Hilary's POV
"For the last time, we are not spending money on some stupid Jacuzzi!" I exclaimed at Tyson.
We were arguing about the money we should spend and on what.
Mr. Money-Does-Grow-On-Trees wanted to have a Jacuzzi in the bathroom.
I of course, being the sensible girl that I am, refused.
And now it was World War II all over again.
"It's just a Jacuzzi! Plus, we have plenty of money for other things!" He argued.
I frowned and was about to argue when Alison walked through the doors and plopped down on the seat next to mine. My head immediately turned to face her.
"Hey Ally, you okay?" I asked gently.
She hadn't been looking so good these last few days. Dark circles had appeared under her eyes and her skin was looking pale.
Alison nodded her head like a zombie.
I bit my lip and let it go. Mr. Marshall had started to talk about the project.
"Now you see, the money thing is very important. There has to be a right amount of........."
I stopped paying attention as I watched Alison sway a bit.
She fainted.
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Nurse's Room
"How does one collapse from stress?" Kai demanded.
Tyson answered "You have no idea. I've seen Alison work like crazy through those essays her homework. Do you know how much sleep she gets?! Just 5 hours a day!"
I nodded and added "Not to mention the project. The project you keep forgetting to put effort into because of Beyblading sessions and other junk." I put in a glare as well.
Tyson and Kai both exclaimed simultaneously.
"Beyblading isn't junk!"
I rolled my eyes "Whatever. Plus Kai, you're not applying to the guide book."
He looked puzzled and asked "What guide book?"
Tyson had a puzzled look on his face and asked "You don't know about the guide book?"
"We have a guide book?"
I groaned in frustration and dug into my backpack. I came upon a thick yellow book and thrusted it at him.
"Read!" I dragged Tyson with me out the room.
That should keep him busy.
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Library
"I don't get it Emily, everyone's been having problems with the money stuff but you and Max have it all done. How???????" I questioned exasperatedly.
Emily smiled and replied "There there, Hil, it's elementary. And you and Tyson aren't still arguing are?" She frowned at the end.
"Of course we are! But not as much as Alison and Kai of course. Now those are a pair of stampeding rhinos." I chuckled along with Emily.
Emily still asked me "But Hil, you and Tyson should try to get along more. Just once I'd like to have a day without you two arguing."
I argued "That's easy for you to say, you don't have the worst husband in the universe! At least Kai is good looking and not a pig!"
Emily laughed "Would you rather have Bryan?"
Groaning, I answered that weird and ridiculous question "Though that is a toughie, I would rather go with Bryan. He'd probably just ignore me and not try to annoy me." I put the emphasis on 'not'.
A flash of lilac hair entered the library and I groaned again "Speaking of the human zombie, here he comes."
Bryan ran up to our table and I very surprised to see fear in his eyes. What would be scaring him?!
He whispered pleadingly at us as he glanced around paranoid "Quick! I need to hide from Felicia! She's a maniac! I don't think I could surv-"
"There you are!"
Bryan turned 4 shades paler (if that is possible) when a hand grabbed his ear. He hissed to the person "Oh come on! Let me go!"
Felicia glared at him and turned to me and Emily "Sorry guys, Mr. Runaway- Groom decided to....well, run away. But luckily, like the perfect wife I am, I was able to find him."
Bryan grunted "Don't you mean perfect monster!?"
Felicia had a vein popping out of her forehead "Can it mister!'
Emily coughed and asked "Felicia, don't you think you're being a little too rough on him." She tried to keep the small smile from showing up.
Felicia scoffed and answered "Girl, the woman is always the dominating one in the family. I'm just filling out my role. Now come one, you big idiot!" She dragged him, ignoring his protests.
I glanced at Emily and saw her writing something in a notebook. I leaned in and asked "What are you writing?"
Emily cracked a small smile and answered.
"Nothing much, just marking this 'Bryan shows expression' day."
There was much laughing in the library that day.
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Lockers, Alison's POV
It was like something out of the twilight. Just totally puzzling.
I had just finished getting out that stupid nurse's grasp and was opening my locker since I had to get out my book report for English.
Fate has a disturbed sense of humor.
It really does.
I had just managed to open my locker when I was greeted by a running, scared looking (scared!?) Bryan being chased by a crazy looking Felicia.
Bryan was squealing and shrieking "Get away from me you ugly hag!"
Felicia yelled "What did you just call me!? Oh, you are so going to get it now!"
I just blinked as they past me.
Another scene greeted me.
Kai Hiwatari was walking down the hall with his nose stuck in a book.
He never reads!
Okay, since my curiosity was getting the better of me I walked up to Fish Boy as he continued to read through the thing.
"Fish Boy, are you okay?" I asked suspiciously. For all I know, he could be secretly plotting my death in that book.
He glanced up from the book and fixed me with a very weird look.
Then, he smiled.
And greeted me with a "How are you doing today Alison dear? Do you think that Vivian will like the skirt I made her? Oh that reminds me, you haven't seen her yet! Come on." He took my hand good naturedly and walked to the classroom.
Yep, totally something out of the twilight.
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Classroom, Hilary's POV
"What! I only earn $6,000 a month as a Secret Service Agent?! What a rip- off! Oh, by the way Hilary, you need to take care of the egg this week. I'm busy." Tyson handed me Josh.
"Are you crazy!? You take care of the egg Mr. Lazy pants!" I pushed the egg back to him.
"Heck no!"
"I have a debate today! I can't take care of it!"
"Well, I have practice! Take it!"
"NO!"
"WELL I'm NOT GONNA EITHER!"
"TAKE IT!"
"NO!"
"TAKE I-"
"Will you two please stop it!"
Tyson and I had froze and stopped playing 'Pass the Egg' and sat down in our seats.
We were greeted by a happy looking Kai and a very confused looking Alison.
"Hey guys, have you seen Vivian anywhere?" Kai asked.
I raised an eyebrow.
"Vivian?" Tyson asked "Oh.........your egg! Yeah, she's over there, in the back."
Kai was about to get the egg but stopped momentarily to say "She's not an egg, she's my wonderful daughter." And skipped all the way to the back to the classroom.
Tyson and I blinked.
Alison asked us "Yeah.................Kais' been acting weird lately, do you know what's wrong with him?"
I shrugged it off "Yeah, he read the guide book."
"He read it. Right, definitely twilight."
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
I was about to ask some more questions when the very weird Kai appeared with the egg.
"Here she is!"
And we all stared flabbergasted.
The egg with the lilac mark (meaning it was a boy) had a frilly pink hat on and a pink skirt (obviously made out of tissue).
Tyson was the first to recover and asked incredulously "Kai, exactly why would you dress up an egg?!"
Kai glared at him and growled "She's my daughter."
And Tyson backed away.
Good choice. Very good choice.
Kai turned to Alison and asked happily "Well, what do you think? I spent a lot of time pampering her up. Doesn't she look like an angel?" He shoved the egg in the basket towards her.
Ally had a blank look on her face for a second but it quickly disappeared and she replied awkwardly "I think it looks..........pretty..........in its own......special way." She mustered a weird smile.
Psycho-Kai grinned and said "I thought so. Well I'm going to put it back now." And he skipped away to the back of the room with the egg.
As soon as he skipped away Ally grabbed my wrists and exclaimed "I still cannot believe this is happening! I mean, this is Fish Boy?! He's acting like one of those mushy guys you only see in the movies. Totally unbelievable. Stuff like this only happens in dreams!"
Tyson put hand on her shoulder and said "Well then, it looks like your dream became reality."
"Face it Ally." I put my hand on her other shoulder "Kai Hiwatari has finally become a family man."
Alison was about to say something else, but unfortunately got dragged away by Kai.
"Come on, we still have to figure out how much money we should use on the crib."
She just groaned.
Tyson and I stared for a second. Then turned back to each other.
"You're keeping the egg!"
"I took care of it last time!"
"Well, I'm not keeping it!"
"Yes you will!"
"No I won't!"
"Yes you will!"
"No I won't!"
"Yes you............"
And as they say, the rest is history.
Chapter Two Ends..........TBC
Note: So, tell me what you think? I think I copied some lines from Hogwarts Gets Married, but not too many I think. Anyway, I didn't put in who gets to keep the egg since it wasn't that crucial to the plot. I had to write in some extra stuff so that this chapter would be longer than 5 pages. Its 7 ½. I put in the flabbergasted part cause I like that word. And I'll only keep Kai OOC for a couple of chapters only.
Anyway, review please! I'd greatly appreciate it! And now I really, really, got to go finish up chapter 3 for Everlasting Falls (I think I've been neglecting that a teensy bit, plus I need more reviews for that story).
