Note: I'MMM BACK!!!!!!!! Yes, finally after that long wait, I've arrived with the chapter of my best story (in my opinion anyway). Sorry for all those people who are waiting for an update for Boy Trouble, it's just I wanted to write this chapter SOO BAD!!! But don't worry; Boy Trouble will be posted soon!
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Get Ready For Maxy's Insane Plan
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Empty Classroom, Allison's POV
"I hereby declare this meeting adjourned!"
I, Hil, Mari, Ems, Max, Ty, Ray, and Bry were all sitting at one of science tables. I was holding that hammer thing that judges hold at court.
Along with the wig and robe thingy.
Max blinked and asked "What meeting? All I remember is Emily dragging me off here blabbering on and on about something or the other."
Tyson added a "Same with me. The screaming banshee here just grabbed and next thing I know you're wearing a wig."
Hilary and Emily immediately whipped their heads so that their eyes met their partners.
"You mean to say while I was talking, you weren't listening?!" They both questioned in unison.
Both of them used those scary voices you only hear in horror movies.
Both of the boys gulped, scared out of their wits.
"Well?!"
Max was the first one to find his voice "I-I was th-thinking about sugar?" He answered in an unsure voice.
Emily's eyes narrowed to slits as Hilary asked Tyson "And you?"
"Uh......I was mesmerized by your beauty?" Tyson replied in the same tone as Max.
Hilary frowned but turned her attention away from him (which made the bluenette give a small sigh of relief).
I was pretty sure I was the only one who noticed the very faint blush on her face.
Thinking it was time for the attention to be brought back to me, I made a few subtle coughs until I was sure everyone's eyes were on me.
"Back to the subject. We are all here for one special reason. That one reason is going to drive us insane unless we manage to stop this reason." I said in the most serious voice I could muster.
Ray gulped and asked "What is the reason Ally?"
I answered, using the three lettered word that managed to disrupt our lives.
"Kai."
It seemed like everyone inhaled a breath at the same time.
I relaxed back into my chair, pulled off that stupid wig (it itched like hell for crying out loud!) and smiled mischievously at my fellow friends.
"Any ideas ladies and gentlemen?"
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Empty Classroom, Third Person's POV
"Okay people, let's go over all the ideas we've come up with!"
Hilary started,
"No 1. Use reverse psychology. If we all act just as crazy as him, maybe he'll stop."
Mariah gave her idea,
"No 2. Give him the silent treatment. He'll eventually go over the edge with his craziness and he'll return to normal."
Then Ray,
"No 3. Alison gives him a long heart-to-heart talk until Kai gets the point and stops."
Emily,
"No 4. We all confront him about his craziness. Give him a long and boring scientific lecture and he'll get so bored he'll have to stop!"
Max,
"No 5. Have Bryan dress up in a really girly dress; wear a blonde wig, loads of makeup, sing a girly song in front of Kai and scare him out of his wits!"
Everyone stared at him for a second.
Max clapped his hands with happiness, oblivious.
Alison shook her head and muttered "Next."
Bryan (but not before glaring at Max),
"No 6. Do nothing about it. He'll return to normal...eventually."
Finally Tyson.
"No 7. Give a big buffet with lots of food."
For one lousy minute, everyone was silent.
Before...
SLAP!
An angry Hilary stood towering over the unconscious bluenette (who had a really red handprint on his face) who was lying on the floor with a dazed look.
More slaps followed.
Slap!
Slap!
Slap!
Alison blinked. "Ookaay...." She turned to the rest of the kids, who were also trying to ignore the slapping.
Slap!
"Since it only seems rational we use only one idea from the batch we've already gotten." Alison started "And I really don't know how to decide which one we're going to use, so we're just gonna vote and see if it works. You can vote more than once if you want. All right?"
Mari, Bryan, Ray, Emily, and Max all chirped "All right."
The redhead clapped her hands once and repeated in a relieved voice "All right."
Slap!
"Raise your hands if you want Hil's idea."
Zero votes.
'Probably because everyone thinks we're already acting crazy and Kai ain't acting normal yet." Alison thought with her normal dry wit.
Slap!
"Raise you hands if you want Mari's idea."
Two votes. One from Mariah and her loyal boyfriend (3 guess who, and the first doesn't count).
Slap!
"Raise your hands if you want Ray's idea."
Two votes again. And from the same people. A certain redhead gave them a very scary glare, but they were too busy looking at each other to notice.
'I'll be damned if I have to talk that Psycho Hiwatari!' Alison thought grimly.
Slap!
"If you want Emily's idea?"
Zero votes. No one really wanted to give a lecture, even the orange haired girl who suggested it in the first place.
Slap!
"Bryan's idea?"
One vote from the lilac haired boy himself.
Slap!
Alison glanced at Hilary to make sure she was occupied with beating up her husband-cough!-I mean partner before whispering in a quiet voice so the brunette couldn't hear.
"Votes for Ty's idea?"
Zero votes. All the girls and boys gave a small sigh of relief.
Alison giggled a bit before asking...
"Anyone up for Maxy's idea?"
Ray and Max smirked while Mariah and Emily had huge smiles that took up almost half their faces.
Five votes. Ally included.
Slap!
Bryan gave them all of them nastiest glare he's ever given (making them gulp) and muttered in a dark and foreboding voice.
"I am going get back at you...I don't know when and I don't know how...but when you least expect it....expect it."
SLAP!
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Cafeteria
"Sorry Tyson, I didn't mean to hit you that hard. You just upset me a bit."
Hilary awkwardly apologized to the bluenette as she pressed some ice against her forehead. Normally Tyson who have liked having Hil's skin have contact with his (even f there was ice between them) but the throbbing of his head was hurting real bad so he just mumbled in a quiet voice with is eyes closed.
"No problem Hilary."
She gave him a small smile which he awkwardly returned.
(Sigh) It really seemed like a nice turning point in their very weird relationship.
On the other side of the table (or soon-to-be lovebirds) Mariah and Ray were trying to persuade a certain moody lilac haired boy.
"No means no Kon! I refuse to dress up in some Little-Bo-Pip costume and sing a trashy song about rainbows and butterflies just so Kai can return to normal!" Bryan finally snapped, "And what the heck does Blondie's little idea have to do with Kai going back to normal?!"
"Uhhh....." Mariah glanced at Ray with a helpless look on her face only to see the other neko-jin with the same look on his face as well.
Bryan leaned back into his chair with a smug look.
Mariah just groaned "Look, the point is that Max's idea got the most votes so you're going to have to go through it whether you like it or not!" She crossed her arms with a determined look on her face.
Though inside she knew this method would never work.
But then, Alison cut in and put in her extra two cents as well. "You know Bry, if you don't give this a try, then you realize Kai will never get to normal?"
"Hn. As f I even care about that."
Ally smirked "Perhaps you don't care about Kai, but I know for a fact that you would care if Kai got to Felicia."
Bryan sat up so fast that both Mari and Ray jumped in surprise.
"Care to elaborate?" Bryan tried to look casual, but due to all the twitching it was obvious he wasn't.
Ally's smirk grew "I think you know exactly what I mean. Felicia has been spending time with Kai, and they're both putting a lot of effort into the project. Even though Felicia is still acting like herself, we all know it's only a matter of time before Felicia gets kooky herself." She sat, looking very comfortable and waiting.
As soon as her words sunk in, Bryan's eyes grew small, his face turned white and.....
For the first time in history, Bryan Valkov gave way to an almost feminine style faint.
Weird.
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Dream Sequence, Bryan's POV
I was alone.
Just me, myself, and the hallways. I was walking down a part of the hallway that I didn't seem familiar, but I still walked.
Then I heard giggling.
Curious, I scrunched my eyebrows, closed my eyes, and concentrated on where it was coming from.
Finally, I opened my eyes and realized it was coming from a room not too far away from me. I continued walking, always concentrating. I stopped in front of a door, realizing that the giggling had to be coming from there.
I gently pushed open the door and gaped at what I saw.
The entire room was set up like a kitchen with the oven, pots, pans, everything! But what was really weird was that there was girl by the oven. She was wearing a girly, ruffly, pink apron, complete with mittens and the likes.
But what really got me was that I knew who the girl was.
It was Felicia.
She turned around and faced me with a big smile "Oh sweetie, how was work today? I hope you had a great time! I know I did! And look, I even baked you some cupcakes!!"
I was still gaping.
But of course, she didn't notice and (still with that creepy smile on her face) she grabbed my arm and sat me down on a chair. She sat on the chair opposite of me.
And looked at me with that very big smile.
I was nervous and asked her "Um, Felicia are you okay?"
She cocked her head to the side and stared at me like I grew a second head. "Of course I'm okay silly! Oh look, you're tie is all wrinkled!" She fixed it and smoothed it out, admiring her work.
I on the other hand, just took one look at what I was wearing and gave a high pitched girlish scream.
I was a stiff gray suit with the blue tie and brown shoes. I looked like some guy named Joe Smith for crying out loud!
But though this shocked me, it was nothing compared to what I saw on my finger.
It was an engagement ring.
Felicia followed my gaze and as soon as she saw what I was looking dumbfounded at, she giggled "What's got in such a state sweetie?"
"The the the the..."
The overly giggly girl giggled again "Oh Bryan! I love you!"
"The the the the..."
She giggled again.
"Bryan..."
"The the the the..."
"Bryan..."
"The the the..."
"BRYAN!!!"
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Cafeteria
"BRYAN!"
I sat up so fast, that both Ray and Mariah fell off their chairs. Still creeping out from that dream my face was really pale and stuff.
As soon Ray and Mariah got up and seated themselves properly, I said those three dreaded words that I'd been thinking about in that split second.
"I'll do it."
Actually, it's more like four words cause I'll is a contraction.
But honestly, who cares?
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Hilary's POV, Library
"Are you kidding me?"
I and Alison were in a small corner of the library, laughing as quietly as we could manage as she told me all about Bryan's dream.
"You mean she actually told him she loved him! Oh my gosh!" I managed to exclaim through her giggles.
Alison's face was so red (compared to her usual pale skin) that it was all she could do to not to burst out in hysterics so she just nodded.
I whistled in awe and leaned back into my chair. "So just when are you have Bry dress up and sing about lollipops and butterflies?"
Ally shrugged and answered in a casual "I'm not really sure. When I find a suitable date, then we'll dress him up like some Barbie doll."
I cracked a small smile since all the laughing took a lot of energy out of me. It also didn't seem to help that Mr. Derk was throwing us glares every now and then.
"Thanks Kai! That like, helped so much!"
As soon as we heard that annoying and familiar voice, both of us sat up real straight and tried straining out ears, wondering just where that voice had been coming from.
Ally tugged on my shirt sleeve and pointed to a nearby bookshelf. Understanding the message, I nodded and we walked to the bookshelf, couched down low, and removed a few books so we both had a clear view.
And what a view it was.
Daniels and Kai were sitting at a table and Kai was blabbering on and on about stuff while Mindy was only pretending to listen and occasionally trying to make a pass at him only to be ignored by the ever oblivious bluenette.
Though I found the whole thing very amusing, it was very obvious Ally didn't. As I made a sideways glance in her direction I could see that her knuckles were turning white, her normally calm looking blue eyes had fire inside of them, and she looked ready to pounce on them any second.
Deciding this was one of those times I had to be the 'calm and soothing best friend' girl, I gently placed my hand on the redhead's and asked in a soft voice "What are you thinking? And don't even think of trying to get involved in a catfight with Mindy Daniels in the library!"
Ally slowly turned her head so we facing each other and said in a determined voice "I'm not. I'm just thinking about a suitable date for Bry." She gave a slight smirk.
I raised an eyebrow. "Ookaay..." I turned back to the scene of the crime just in time to see the silly bimbo (Mindy not Kai) ask n her annoying voice.
"Um, hey Kai?"
"Yeah?'
"I like, think it's real great you're like, telling me all this stuff but like, I was wondering like, if you'd considering going with me to this restaurant that just opened pretty recently like, tomorrow, and you could like, tell me more about all this stuff like, there?" She made sure to bat her eyelashes in a seductive manner.
I was amazed a how many times the word 'like' appeared in her question.
"Sure. That sounds great! I can tell you all sorts of marriage problems people face today and I get to eat! Sounds cool!"
"Great!" And with that, both Mindy and Kai had left the building.
Whistling, I turned to Ally and found her with a crazed look on her face.
"Um Ally....you all right?"
She turned to face me again and still with that crazed look on her face she whispered "I think I've found the perfect day for Bryan...MUAHAHAHA....!"
No seriously, she really did laugh like that.
"...HAHAHAHA...!"
...and she's still laughing like that.
"HAHAHA...!"
I think I need to get a new best friend. And I need to get a sane one at that.
"HAHA..!"
I never thought I would think this, but I sure am glad Mr. Derk is coming towards us right now with that mad look on his face.
"HAHA!"
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Sidewalk, Ray's POV
It was unbelievable.
How the heck was I the one who was always stuck with the lame jobs no one else ever seems to want?!
Oh yes, now I remember...
We drew straws.
'Typical.' I thought as walked down the sidewalk. 'This is exactly what happens when you leave Max in charge of his idea. He gets straws to determine who does what. Hil and Ally do waitresses, Ems does bartender, Tyson and Max get backstage singers, Felicia (who we all told about the plan to after) does pianist, and I GET STUCK WITH SPYING ON THE VICTIMS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!'
I just wanted to tear all my hair out in frustration right about now.
"Calling Y.Y. Sly Cat, do you hear me? Over."
Giving a slight growl I picked up my walkie talkie out of my pocket and answered in a disgruntled voice "I hear ya Miss America. Blue Rooster and Blonde Peacock are only one block from the destination. And what's up with the weird nicknames Max?! I mean Y.Y. Sly Cat and Miss America?! You've got to be kidding me!! Over."
I made sure to keep my voice down to loud whispers so Kai and Mindy wouldn't see me following them.
"Hey! I happen think the nicknames I came up with are spanking brilliant old chap! Over."
"Since when did you have an English accent Miss America?" I added some sarcasm to my question, not that it was like he'd notice.
"Uh........how are Blue Rooster and Yellow Peacock?"
Well at least he didn't add 'over' at the end.
I checked Kai and Mindy and to my shock, I saw that-
"Oh man, they're already approaching the building!"
"....Y.Y. Sly Cat?"
"Yeah Miss America?"
"You think you could've told me that a little sooner?"
"....maybe."
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Restaurant, Third Person's POV
Max Tate faced his friends with a panicked look on his face.
"Quick you guys, get into your positions! Y.Y. Sly Cat says Blue Rooster and Yellow Peacock are approaching the building!" He waved his arms in panic.
Hilary, Tyson, Felicia (who was slightly confused as to why Bryan was actually doing this because he never told her the reasons), Mariah, Max, Emily, and Bryan were all backstage, wearing there costumes (except for Bryan cause he was going to wear his later).
Hilary nodded and said in a confident voice "Right. C'mon Mari and Ems, we got people to serve. And it was good that a friend of your dad works here and lent us these 'jobs' for tonight Max. Now c'mon!" She grabbed Emily and Mariah's arms and led out of the stage.
And with that, Kai and Mindy pushed open the glass doors and appeared in the restaurant.
Chapter Five Ends..........TBC
Note: Well, I made this chapter extra long so you guys would at least be a little satisfied. If you're still confused about the nicknames here's the list so you'll understand better.
Miss America: Max
Y.Y. Sly Cat: Ray (Y.Y. stands for Ying Yang)
Blue Rooster: Kai
Yellow Peacock: Mindy
About the dream, Bryan was scared. Since Felicia's really determined to win the contest (so Mr. Marshall doesn't have to retire) Bryan's just scared that she'll turn just as insane as Kai on him. I know this explanation stinks and stuff, but hopefully it will explain at least a few things.
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