To be sung to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (sp?) in Mary Poppins

Let's burn the boys!

Gaara has no eyebrows, and Shika-kun is lazy

Kakashi is way too old and Rock Lee is too crazy

Shino's always full of bugs and Neji's always scowling

Itachi and Akatsuki (always they are prowling!)

Kiba is a smelly dog in love with Hinata

Chouji is a super pig (come drum roll tat tat ta)

Naruto loves women way more than girls you see

All the girls are thinking, 'He's way too weird for me!"

Sa-su-ke's a bighead jerk and Orochimaru's ugly

Jiraya's a stupid perv (and mostly he is fugly)

All these boys have many faults

They make me want to hurl

Come on lets burn them at the stake

Come on lets get em girls!