To be sung to the tune of bippiti bobbiti boo from Cinderella
(warning! Totally random! It might not make sense to some people)
Sasu is a prat
Shika is brat
Neji is a prodigy
Put them together and what have we got?
Three little boys going, "Whee!"
Now Shino is aloof
Akamaru goes, "Woof!"
But we all love them
Yes we love them
We all love them!
Kathy is crazy
Chrissy is lazy
Michelle's the only sane one
Put us together and what have you got?
Three little girls having fun
Now Hinata is shy
And Jraiya is a pervy spy
But we all love them
Yes we love them
We all love them!
Chouji is a pig
He likes to eat big
Naruto is just weird
Put them together
And what have you got?
Two little boys with a beard
