To be sung to the tune of bippiti bobbiti boo from Cinderella

(warning! Totally random! It might not make sense to some people)

Sasu is a prat

Shika is brat

Neji is a prodigy

Put them together and what have we got?

Three little boys going, "Whee!"

Now Shino is aloof

Akamaru goes, "Woof!"

But we all love them

Yes we love them

We all love them!

Kathy is crazy

Chrissy is lazy

Michelle's the only sane one

Put us together and what have you got?

Three little girls having fun

Now Hinata is shy

And Jraiya is a pervy spy

But we all love them

Yes we love them

We all love them!

Chouji is a pig

He likes to eat big

Naruto is just weird

Put them together

And what have you got?

Two little boys with a beard