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Sonic Adventure: Ivo-Lution

Part One

An Ivo Robotnik based

Fan-Fic by Maneir

Chapter Three

"Foiled Again"

The Doppleganger tried to crawl away, but to no avail, Aren couldn't get it to move an inch. A demonic

blue Eva, looking like something out of Quinten Tarentino's, worst nightmares, slowly walked towards her.

It raised it's particle cannon to deliver the final blow... it never got the chance to pull the trigger.

Aren thought for sure that she was going to die, there was no way she could escape. As she sat there and

helplessly watched her enemy raise it's cannon, she heard a the sound of metal slicing through metal,

flesh and bone. After the noise, her enemy stopped advanceing. She notice that there was now the head of a large sword in the ground between it's legs. The blue Eva split in two and both halves hit the groud

simultaneously to reveal the cause of it's demise. A grey Eva wielding a buster sword had sliced it right

down the middle from behind; Daniel Wall II, pilot of the DE3 Wahnsinn, had saved her life.

"Th..thank you."

"No prob, babe."

"DAMMIT!" Ivo yelled in frustration. "Why must others always intefere?"

"Becaauuse we're the bad guys?" Phantom replied.

"Ugh... I should have listened to my mother and have become a waiter."

"Ha! You... as a waiter? You're joking right?"

"Oh, piss off. I'm having a bad enough week as it is without your unneeded comments!"

"...Shouldn't be be retreating now, seeing as we failed and all?"

"Reatreat? I prefer the term 'advancing in the opposite direction'. But yes, let's leave before they come after us."

"They already have." Phantom noted as he pointed at the viewscreen. All of Deutschland's Eva series (excluding the DE4) were now advancing toward them.

"FUCK! Ascend! ASCEND! Luckly none of them can fly." And so, Ivo made another blunder and another clean escape... or so he thought.

CLANG! Something had latched itself to the underside of the ship.

"They can't. But I can." said a demonic voice. Ivo switched the viewscreen to show who, or what, their stowaway was... The Nihon Evangelion Unit 05: Shikyo. It, as with most of the Eva series, looked like something out of a nightmare. It looked like a modified, and slightly shrunk, Shogouki (N-Eva 01). It's armour was deep black with silver trim. It had long pink hair and wings like a demon... And it was spray-painting 'Simon was here' on the side of Ivo's ship!

"ARRGH! NOT ANOTHER ONE! Activate interior gravity control. Barrel roll the ship at maximum velocity and fling that annoyance off of my ship!"

The Egg Carrier began to spin faster and faster, as the black Eva continued to hold on tight.

"G-Force! G-Force! G-Force!" the biomechanical demon squealed with joy.

"Looks like they're begining to get on your NERVes." Phantom chuckled.

"BLAST THAT PEST!" At Ivo's command, numerous turrets popped out and aimed at the Shikyo.

"That's my cue to leave." the Eva said to no-one in particular.

As one might expect, the lasers fired right after the irritation detatched itself, causing damage to ship instead.

"DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Vosen-Leap back to base!"

"Simon," Schön said to the winged Eva as it landed next to her, "you're an ass."

"So?"

Author's note: his name is pronounced "zee-mohn"... it's German.

End Chapter 03