Calvin and Hobbes: saving the world

Hope you guys like the story! Oh, and if you guys see X's, that means that I'm switching to the new villan, and if you see the X's again, they'll switch back to Calvin and his friends. Just trying to avoid confusion.

Chapter one

Calvin came home from school.

Hobbes was reading Calvin's comic books as usual.

"Put…down…the books!" Calvin said.

Hobbes dropped the Captain Napalm comic book, rolling his eyes at the same time.

"Wait a second…where's Socrates?" Calvin asked.

Socrates crawled out of the bed, and threw a water balloon at Calvin.

SPLASH!

Calvin was now soaked.

Socrates was laughing his head off.

"Why you little…" Calvin said.

Calvin was strangling Socrates, and Socrates's tounge was sticking out.

Socrates was making very weird noises.

Hobbes seperated Calvin and Socrates.

"That's enough you too!" Hobbes said.

"Let's go. We promised Andy that we'll meet him today."

"Oh yeah." Calvin said.

Calvin knocked on Andy's door.

Andy opened the door.

Andy was an eight-year-old kid who wears blue pants with a chain on it, wild, brown hair, and a red jersey.

"Yo, guys! What's up my peeps? Step inside into my bachelor pad. Can ya hear me know, yo?"

"I wish you would quit doing that!" Calvin muttered as he grabbed Hobbes and Socrates, and stepping inside Andy's house.

They were in Andy's room.

They saw Sherman in his cage.

Sherman was Andy's hamster.

He can talk and he's smart.

He also has a squeaky voice.

Andy had Sherman ever since he was six years old.

Shermanhates Calvin, Hobbes, and Socrates.

Sherman was in his cage, watching Spider-Man, when he saw Calvin, Hobbes, and Socrates.

He has a mini TV in his cage.

Don't ask.

"Well, well, well. Look who the cat dragged in? King cat litter, sir poops-a lot, and King Cat-a-pult the eighth!" Sherman joked.

"Har, har." Hobbes said.

"You know what we're here for." Sherman sighed.

"Fine." He said.

BOOM!

Sherman made a chemical reaction in the room.

It was a safe chemical reaction.

Sherman invented it.

Once again, don't ask.

Everyone started cheering.

"I doing that one time, and one time only." Sherman said.

The phone rang.

A phone was in Andy's room.

How about that?

Andy answered the phone.

Then, he hung up.

"Calvin that was your mom." Andy said.

"She wants you home for dinner."

"No way Jose! I want to stay here longer!" Calvin whined.

Andy shrugged.

"Suit yourself." He said.

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Meanwhile, at the park, there was a tall guy.

He wore a lab coat, latex gloves, and he's bald.

Did I mention that he's bald?

He was laughing evilly.

He was next to a hotdog stand.

There was a plump, bald guy leaning on the hotdog stand.

"Do you want a hotdog or not?" He asked.

"HA! I'll soon find the Earth Potentate, and once I find him, he'll be my slave, and I'll take over the world!"

The guy laughed evilly.

"Who are you anyway?" The hotdog guy said in a lifeless tone.

"Introductions? Fine. I am Mr. Xtreme, and soon, the world will be mine!"

Mr. Xtreme said.

"Whatever. Do you want ketchup, or relish?" The hotdog guy asked.

Mr. Xtreme ignored him, and he walked out of the park.

"That'll be $5.95." The hotdog guys said.

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Calvin, Hobbes, Socrates, Sherman, Andy, and Andy's mom are at the dinner table, eating spaghetti.

"Andrew, how many times do I have to tell you to tell you no hamsters at the table?"

Calvin was trying not to laugh.

"Andrew?" He said.

Andy glared at Calvin, and then he glared at his mom.

"Mom, Sherman's family!"

"I don't care! I don't want him going wee wee on the table again!" Andy's mom said.

"I'll give you…" Sherman said, but Andy covered Sherman's mouth.

"That's just him squeaking again." Andy said.

Andy's mom shrugged and went back to eating her spaghetti.

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Mr. Xtreme was 50 feet in the air.

He was above Andy's house.

He was in his spaceship.

He was also holding his tracking device.

"If this invention is correct, the Earth Potentate is in that house." Mr. Xtreme pushed all of the buttons on his lab coat, and he was an alien!

Yes, that's his true form.

"I think you're right for once, Bob." Mr. Xtreme's assistant said.

His name is Mel 12346.

Everyone calls him Melvin.

He's a robot.

He always calls Mr. Xtreme by his real name.

Mr. Xtreme invented him 20 years ago because he didn't have any friends.

Well, no wonder!

"I told you, you bucket of bolts! My name is Mr. Xtreme!" Mr. Xtreme yelled.

Bob…I mean, Mr. Xtreme started screaming.

"Yeah, you were really extreme when you rode your bike over that ravine." Melvin said sarcastically.

"Hey, I wasn't myself that day!" Mr. Xtreme lied.

"Now shut up, you fool! We're making a surprise attack on the Earth potentate."

Mr. Xtreme lowered the spaceship.

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Calvin, Hobbes, and the others were still at the dinner table when they heard a loud, low hum.

"Did you hear that? Calvin asked.

Andy heard the hum.

"I'm hearing it, too." He said.

"It must be your stomach." Sherman said.

He laughed.

Andy glared at Sherman, and then he got out his ball, and put Sherman in it.

"Hey, let me out!" Sherman squeaked.

"Sorry, you are in time out." Andy said.

Calvin grabbed Hobbes and Socrates, and Andy grabbed Socrates and they went outside.

They were outside, but the humming stopped.

They were staring at Mr. Xtreme's spaceship.

"Oh no, not another alien." Calvin muttered.

The spaceship door opened, and Mr. Xtreme and Melvin came out.

"Who the heck are you?" Andy asked.

"Your worst nightmare." Mr. Xtreme said in a low voice.

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