Chapter 1
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Disclaimer: Same as last time we aren't going to write it again it is tediously long. Okay I will we don't own FMA, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo
"Success! Found the information you wanted!" Edward proclaimed.
"Well done, what does it say?" Faye asked
"Vash the stampede is a protagonist who committed the crime of destroying all of July city in Trigun." Edward said reading her goggles.
"How does a protagonist destroy a city?" Spike said from his couch.
" What else Ed?" Faye asked.
"He is known for his height, his prosthetic arm, his blond hair and blood red coat."
"Prosthetic arm eh?" Jet said coming in apparently he was done with his bonsai trees, "I might want to come with you then."
"Why?"
"Because I seem to be the expert in that area"
Later
The landed at Trigun and immediately started looking for the whereabouts of Vash, not really Edward though she was playing with Ein and other children at the town. Spike walked into a popular tavern heading to bartender, if this Vash the Stampede was any type of man he would have gone into at least one bar.
"Vash the Stampede? Yeh, we've seen him just left this morning as a matter of fact to the next city." The man said while polishing a dusty bottle.
"Which way?" Spike asked this was just their luck. The bartender reached under the counter for another glass.
" Hmm it's south of here but I wouldn't go out there…" the bartender looked up and the man had left after he gave the direction. " I don't envy their task."
Later Later
"Sand! Sand! Sand!" Edward sang as she leaned off the side of the car they were traveling in. They left the ship back at the town in storage until they got the bounty.
"Like we haven't noticed Edward it's not like it's all over the ground," Faye said. They had made a lot of ground up on Vash apparently because they could see a red speck far in the distance.
"I'm not talking about the sand on the ground," Ed said as she swung up fully into the car " I'm talking about the sand storm coming."
"There is no sand storm coming" Jet said, he kept driving.
"I saw it on my laptop before leaving and there it is!" she pointed to a cloud coming closer to the red dot.
"If there was a sand storm don't you think that the guy would move away from it not towards it, he is a native around here after all," Faye said surely. A snore erupted from the back of the car Spike was sleeping like usual and he was using Ein as a pillow.
"Makes sense," said Jet. They were gaining ground on Vash the Stampede and 60 billion double dollars.
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"I can't believe it we might be able to make it across the water today!" Fuu said excitedly. The three had walked into the small village, people were going on with normal business and the travelers did not alarm them. They walked by a yard where someone was chopping wood.
"Fuu I don't know…" CLONCK Mugen was unable to finish his sentence thanks to a piece of flying wood.
"What's a matter with you hitting people in the head with blocks!" Fuu said wimpingly throwing the wood back at the chopper.
"I'm so sorry the wood just flew!" the man apologized. Fuu was still mad Jin placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Perhaps we should take care of Mugen." He said. He picked up the unconscious Mugen and walked towards the dock, Fuu stuck her tongue at the man before trotting after Jin. Who looked rather odd carrying Mugen under his arm.
"Now what?" she asked.
"One of us needs to get the boat the other can stay with Mugen."
"Is he alright?" She asked Mugen had a funny grin plastered on his face.
"He just will have a huge head ache when he wakes up, I suggest you get the boat."
"Right," Fuu nodded then walked to where she thought she could rent a boat. She ended up getting an okay boat for the money she had. The sailors seemed wary to rent it to her but she told them that they had a competent boatman on board. She went back to Jin who was under a tree when she found him. Mugen was still unconscious. " I got the boat. Hey is he alright to travel?"
"He will wake up either on the other side or on the boat. Let's go," Jin picked up Mugen again and walked to the small boat they hired. They had traveled on water enough to run the boat so it wasn't any type of issue that was until the wind picked up.
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"I don't see why you all had to come with Hayate and me to the park."
"Are you serious none of us want to be attacked by Hughes and his photos." Breda said behind Hawkeye.
"Poor Hughes only Havoc and Falman to greet him," Fuery said sadly.
"Aren't you like his best friend Sir," said Breda.
"Yes but if you haven't noticed it's been 3 months since Elysia's birthday and there will be plenty of pictures of her party." Said Roy Mustang.
"You are cowards," Riza said.
"What about you Hawkeye?"
"Hayate needs a structured life, his exercise, playtime and meals should be planned out as much as a humans, and this is his playtime." The four reached the dog park. It was small only 4 lots big and squished between apartment buildings but it was the closest Riza knew of so far. She bent down and took off Hayate's leash he sat still obediently, "Wait, Wait, okay," he took a few steps then looked back at Riza wagged his tail and ran off to explore.
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"I hate walking," Vash said hopelessly. He had after all been walking for seven hours. He was trudging across the sand looking down, walking against the wind. He was so concerned with his hunger and the pain of his feet that he didn't notice the sand storm heading right towards him "I really need to get some type of car or motorcycle or even a tricycle," then he looked up to see a huge sand cloud right in front of him! "EEEYAHHHHHH!" he was swept into the great swirling vortex of the sand storm where he swirled around like he was going into a drain until.
"Oomph," he landed into a trashcan, "oh not again, why do I seem to go in these things so often?" he crawled out landing on the hard concrete. "At least I'm at the next city." He crawled down the alleyway into the sun. He kept crawling then he noticed something, grass. There was, "Grass!" he said joyously kissing the grass as he kept crawling. His head then butted into, "Bushes" he tried to kiss these too but bushes are spiky and hurt. So he crawled behind the bush and then the unthinkable happened "A tree! PARADISE!" he started hugging the tree smiling, happy in finding plants.
Until that is he felt a tug on his coat. "Stop it," he said swatting away the nuisance. But the tugging continued. He turned around to see a little husky growling and tugging on him. "Stop it! OW that's my leg!" he was pushing the dog-away more forcefully the dog bit down on his leg "OWWW Dog!"
"Excuse me sir but what are you doing to my dog?" Said a stern voice. Vash looked up at the owner of the killer puppy, she's beautiful he thought at that time Vash the stampede was in love. "Mister if you don't stop harassing my dog I will arrest you."
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J: well that's the next chapter, sorry about the long update. K wasn't able to help me as much I think that train comment got her
Al: I think you should be nicer to your older sister.
J: I am
Al: All right then whatever you say… hey when will Ed and myself be in the story I've been in the waiting room forever.
Ed E.: stomps in yeah! When will we be in the story?
J: Next Chap.
Ed E.: that's too late!
J: live with it!
Ed E.: NO
Al: Brother don't anger the author.
Ed E.: But she won't write us in the story soon enough Attacks J
J: whacks Ed over the head with keyboard Patience is a virtue. Same to you readers and I know sloth is a sin so I will update soon!
