Chapter two
"Another alien?" Calvin said in disbelief.
"That doesn't matter anyway, because I kick aliens' butts every time!"
Mr. Xtreme laughed.
"You think that you can defeat me that easily? Guards, take him away!"
Two tall alien guards carried Calvin to Mr. Xtreme's spaceship.
"Hey, let me go! My dad's a lawyer! He'll sue all of ya!" Calvin yelled.
Calvin was in Mr. Xtreme's spaceship, screaming his head off.
The spaceship took off in the sky.
"CALVIN!" Andy yelled.
"What are we going to do?" Sherman asked.
"Hey, you're a genius, so you should know by now!" Hobbes said.
"I'm not that smart!" Sherman said.
"I think I can help." A voice said.
Andy, Socrates, Hobbes, and Sherman turned around and they saw Melvin.
"After him!" Socrates said.
Melvin tried to run away, but Andy pounced on him, and…THUD!
Both Andy and Melvin fell to the ground.
Andy had Melvin in a headlock.
"One, what the HECK are you doing here, and two, you're a villain, aren't you? You're working for Mr. Xtreme!"
"Not anymore." Melvin said.
Everyone stared at Melvin.
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Meanwhile, Calvin was in Mr. Xtreme's spaceship, screaming his head off.
"Let me out, you gelatinous creature! My dad's a lawyer, and when my friends get here, oh ho, you're GOING TO GET IT!"
"I believe they won't make it in time." Mr. Xtreme said.
"As you can see, the planet that I originated from is 192,346,402,456,678 million light years away! They'll be dead when they get there! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
Calvin groaned.
"Yeah, well they will be here to rescue me! Just you wait!" He said.
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"Excuse me?" Andy said.
"Yes, I'm joining the good side." Melvin said.
"I want to join you guys. I'm sick of working for that gelatinous, snotty, tall, bossy sicko who he calls himself extreme!"
Everyone still stared at Melvin.
Finally, Andy picked up Melvin off the ground, and said, "You, my man, made a very wise choice. You chose discreetly, and that's what I like about you."
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"Welcome to Planet Zoo-ha!" Mr. Xtreme said.
The planet was the color burple (Purple mixed with blue), and there are marks on the planet.
They look like lightning.
The spaceship landed on Planet Zoo-Ha.
Mr. Xtreme carried Calvin out of the spaceship.
"Let me tell you something about picking me up." Calvin said.
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP!"
"Be quiet." Mr. Xtreme said, still carrying Calvin.
Mr. Xtreme was walking towards an elevator.
When Mr. Xtreme was in front of the elevator, the elevator said in a tech voice, "Please type in your password."
Mr. Xtreme typed in the password on a mini computer next to the elevator.
"Password correct." The voice said.
The elevator door opened, and Mr. Xtreme and Calvin stepped inside.
They were inside the elevator.
Mr. Xtreme pushed the button 4 and 7.
The elevator went down.
"Where are we going? Answer me!" Calvin yelled.
Mr. Xtreme was still ignoring Calvin.
The elevator door opened, and they were at the Zoo-zee zoo wa-wa.
It was a Planet Zoo-Ha restaurant.
It is very popular.
"Is this a restaurant?" Calvin asked.
"Of course it is, stupid!" Mr. Xtreme said.
A waiter was next to Mr. Xtreme and Calvin.
"Can I help you sirs?" He asked.
Oh, and he was an alien, too.
Doy!
"Yes, a table for two, please." Mr. Xtreme said.
"Certainly. Right this way, sirs." The waiter said.
The waiter led Mr. Xtreme and Calvin to table #7.
Once Mr. Xtreme and Calvin sat down at that table, the waiter was still standing next to them.
"Are you two ready to order?" The waiter asked.
"Actually, he would be ordering." Mr. Xtreme said.
The waiter handed Calvin the menu.
Calvin looked at the menu.
"I haven't tried the rocky glop special before." Calvin said.
"You got it." The waiter said.
The waiter walked away from Calvin.
Three minutes later, the waiter came back, carrying a plate.
It had purple glop on the plate.
"What's in this!" Calvin said.
"Don't ask." The waiter said.
The waiter walked away.
Calvin took a bite out of the purple glop.
Once he chewed and swallowed it, he smiled.
"Hey, this stuffisn't so bad!" Calvin said.
He kept right on eating the rocky glop special.
Meanwhile, Mr. Xtreme was standingat the same distance Calvin was eating the rock glop special.
He was on the phone.
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"Hut, hut…HIKE!" Hobbes said.
He threw the football under him and Andy caught the football.
"Now football player Andy has it!" Andy said.
Socrates and Hobbes ran to Andy, trying to tackle him, but before they did that, Andy said, "Now I'm passing it to Melvin!"
Andy threw the football to Melvin.
Melvin caught it.
Socrates and Hobbes ran to Melvin.
Melvin ran to the oak tree.
Hobbes and Socrates followed him.
They tried totackle Melvin, but for some reason, they just keep missing.
Melvin touched the oak tree.
"How do you say it?" He asked Socrates.
"Touchdown." Socrates replied.
"Oh…TOUCHDOWN!"
Melvin threw the football to the ground, and doing a stupid dance.
"AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!" Andy yelled.
"I guess my tiger instincts aren't what they used to be." Hobbes said.
"I guess you're right, Hobbo." Socrates said.
"Excuse me for sec guys." Melvin said.
"Sure, take your time." Andy said.
Melvin walked away from Andy and the others.
He was behind the oak tree.
Melvin grabbed his cell phone and answered it.
The ringer on the cell phone was off, but Melvin knows his phone is ringing.
"Do they know yet?" Mr. Xtreem asked on the other line.
"Everything's going according to plan, Bob." Melvin said.
"Those humans don't suspect a thing."
"Excellent." Mr. Xtreme said on the other line.
They both laughed maniacally.
Huh boy. Please R&R!
