A/N: YAY! K is back so this chap will be better and also we decided that we're going to hold the chapters' hostage until we get 5 reviews! We know 56 people have hit the button to read our fic!

Another quick note: "…" is conversation, Words in italics are thought.

Disclaimer: Don't own Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo and FMA! AMERICAN, duh.

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"Arrest me mam?" Vash said holding up his hands "For protecting myself from the dog?"

"You resorted to unnecessary measures," Riza blew a short whistle and Hayate came back to her side sitting down. "See, he is perfectly obedient, you must have been acting inappropriate." Not that that would be surprising.

"I was just … umm, never mind," he quickly changed the subject, "what I would like to know is…" Now that killer dog was out of biting distance, Vash was going to make his move, literally.

"What's a pretty lady like you doing on the police force," he said sliding up next to her.

"I'm not on the police force. I'm a first lieutenant in the military," She said stepping away Hayate with her.

"I'm very sorry, but appearance deceived your profession," he said suavely.

This guys an idiot doesn't he see I'm wearing my uniform. He's worse than Mustang when the Colonel finds out there's a new girl working at the bakery. "Nice to meet you sir but I must return with my group. Heel Hayate," then she turned around and walked briskly away.

"Wait first let me give you my name so you might remember me and this moment in time forever," Vash said appearing in front of Riza.

"No thank you," she said almost at the breaking point with this man. How the hell did he get in front of me that fast?

At that very moment a Frisbee came flying towards the two at amazing speed, heading for Riza's head.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&NOW LETS TUNE IN TO ROY AND COMPANY

"What was Hawkeye doing again?" Fuery said picking grass from the ground and making a grass castle.

"She said that she had to stop Hayate's play time, something about a time schedule," Breda said while shaping the last tower, "What should we call the castle."

"How about Dog Doo manor," Roy said lounging back on a bench.

"Why would you say that?" Fuery said.

"Because there's dog poop five inches away from your castle, and Breda your hand's two inches away from it." Breda screamed running away from the feces of his phobia and hiding under Roy's bench. Too much dog, now I think I would rather take Hughes than this torture, Breda thought

"What are we going to do once Hawkeye goes home? Where are we going to hide from Hughes?"

"He's going to be at that dinner later tonight anyways." Breda said from under Roy's bench.

"What's that at seven o'clock and its four right now, so we have to hide for three hours?" Said Fuery.

"Hide from what?" said a familiar voice behind them. Roy jumped off the bench frightened by the person who he was avoiding. Breda rolled out from underneath it.

"Hughes, how nice to see you!" Roy said wiping the sweatdrop.

"Yeah you seem eager to see him," Havoc said walking up behind Maes with Falman, who had been parking the car.

"I didn't know where you were off to but on my way to the inn we saw Riza here and were going to stop by and ask her if she knew where you were. And here you are!" Maes said, "Though there was a strange man talking to Hawkeye though." He said this more to himself. The dog park was planed like a little garden; there were hedges everywhere and trees blocking the view of activities from the road. Hawkeye must have been in an area where it could be seen by the road.

"Must be a dog friend, I don't see how so many people like the creatures, they're scary." Breda complained.

BANG.

All six men went running around the side of a hedge separating them and the noise of the shot. When they got there they saw a tall man putting away a large silver gun. Riza was looking at him in shock, he shot the Frisbee with speed she would never have.

"What's going on here Hawkeye?" Roy asked while picking up the Frisbee 20 meters away and handing it to Maes, there were three bullet holes in it not one. Breda meanwhile was hiding behind Falman with one thought, scary Hayate.

"This umm man… saved me from the Frisbee."

"A Frisbee?"

"Yeah it was going really fast!" Vash butted in foolishly "I saved her from a possible coma!"

"Who the hell are you?" Roy said this man was quite odd, his red trench coat, odd hair style and big gun were proof of that.

"I am Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third, and I am an ambassador for LOVE and PEACE!" he said while crossing his index and middle finger he said very loudly and in monotone. All seven military officers looked at him with their mouths open. Riza though was thinking other things how did he shoot three shots so quickly, my reflexes aren't even close to that. This man had shot three bullets with the sound of one gunshot.

"Nice to meet you sir, I'm Maes Hughes! Would you like to see picture's of my daughter Elysia and darling wife?" he said thrusting photos under the man's nose.

"Awwwww she's so cute," Vash and Maes huddled together over the pile of photos cooing and making googliy eyes.

"Good grief," the other's mumbled at once.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& NOW SAMURAI TIME

"Do you think he's all right?" Fuu said while poking Mugen, who was still asleep. Jin and Fuu had loaded Mugen on the boat then started rowing across the large bay, except only Jin was rowing not Fuu.

"Hmm, he should have wakened by now," said Jin rowing.

"I wonder why he's smiling," but her question was answered by Mugen mumbling "squid," "You're a mystery Mugen," she splashed him in the face with water and he woke up.

"Hey what was that for ya little …, yo Jin what did I miss," he scratched his head.

"We're doing fine without you, we're already halfway across the bay," Fuu pointed out. Mugen looked around lazily; then it occurred to him where they were and he jumped up rocking the small three person boat.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? AN IDIOT COULD SEE A STORM WAS COMING!" Jin stopped rowing it was impossible to continue during Mugen's outburst

"Unlike you were not from an island colony," Fuu said crossing her arms stubbornly.

"JAPAN IS AN ISLAND!"

"Let's keep a calm head about this and examine the situation." Jin interrupted "Let's see we are halfway there." Mugen looked grave.

"There isn't any hope?" she asked Mugen and he shook his head, "Well how do you know there is a storm any way Mugen? It could just be wind," Fuu said in denial.

"I'm not wrong," Mugen knew he wasn't, him being from Ryukyu and spending time on the sea as much as he did when he was little. He pointed to the sky "Look, you see that cloud covering and have you noticed the sea has been getting choppier." The sea was starting to convulse more and a dark sheet seemed to start coming closer to them.

"Don't blame us! It was perfectly sunny when we left."

"Girl you need to borrow Jin's glasses, when I was about to get hit I was going to tell you it was bad weather to go by boat."

"So it is not our fault, now what we can do is you help me row and get closer to shore," Jin handed Mugen two oars. And they started to row, it was a very big bay they were traveling in, they couldn't even see the far shore.

The water started to rock the boat more and more, "I think I'm getting sea sick" Fuu complained. Then the rain started. They now could see the far shore but it was too far away they would never reach it.

"We're going to DIE!" Fuu cried hysterically hugging on to Momo whose eyes were popping out. The boat rocked back and forth and they braced the edges but when the boat capsized they were tossed into the sea swirling round and round twirling till they thought they would hurl. But then their feet touched the ground, all four counting Momo crawled onto the grass.

"We're alive, GRASS!" Fuu kissed the grass completely ignoring everything else. Jin sat down wringing out the sleeves of his gi then using it to dry his daisho, intently surveying their location.

"Where the hell are we," Mugen said looking at the cars passing by on the road next to the pond in which the trio crawled out of. They were soaking wet in the world of alchemy.

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"Meryl," Millie said hopping off her Thomas, "I think there's something wrong with his leg."

"Okay let's stop, it looks like a storms coming anyway." Meryl hopped off also and held her hand up to her eyes shielding the sand while trying to look for cover.

"What's up now girls?" Nicholas D. Wolfwood said idling beside them.

"Millie's Thomas is limping and it looks like a storm coming."

"I'll go look around for shelter don't move," he road off circling around them looking for cover.

"I sure do hope Mr. Vash is alright," Millie bent down massaging the Thomas's clawed feet.

"He will," at least I hope he is, he can be so oblivious to his surroundings sometimes, Meryl thought. The priest was away for less than five minuets when he came back with news of shelter.

They all walked over to the cover, it was four large rocks leaning together. A perfect shelter they could even fit their Thomas's. They sat next to each other even with space they where squished together. Meryl didn't appreciate being sandwiched between Wolfwood and Millie though.

"Good thing we found shelter, hope there's no one out there."

"Yup," piped Millie. Right on queue they heard the rumble of a car getting choked by the sandy wind.

"What did you say about sandstorms Jet!" They heard a low sarcastic voice above the howling winds.

"How would I know about winds, it was a guess and weren't you asleep then!" replied another man.

"Stop arguing and let's get out of here!" this was a female voice.

"Ed was right! Ed was right! Ed was right!" said a high pitched voice.

"Look there's rocks over there!" said the first man.

"Let's make room," sighed the priest. They squeezed together more, squishing Meryl. Two men walked in one tall wearing a blue suit with puffy brown hair with sand in it and a shorter one with a metal arm and looked like some type of monkey. They looked at the caves inhabitants surprised.

"Mind if we join you?" the taller man asked.

"Not at all just leave your car out there," said Wolfwood.

A black cat with oval shaped eyes removed itself from between Millie and Meryl and passed the two men going out side. "Meow," was all it said.

"What was that? Where did it come from?" Asked the gruff looking man.

"We don't know it just follows us everywhere popping out of nowhere," Meryl said shrugging or at least as much as she could squished.

There was a barking outside and a terrified voice yelling "Einy come back!"

"Ed don't chase him," yelled the female voice.

"Uh-oh," said the two men glancing outside.

Wolfwood got up and went to see what was happening and ran outside to help.

"Let's go Millie," Meryl got up and Millie followed. They ran outside to a sand vortex and a human ladder. Wolfwood was on the ground holding onto the feet of the monkey man, who was holding onto the feet of the puffy haired guy, who was holding onto the feet of a tall woman, who was holding onto the feet of a little girl with pink puffy hair, holding on to the feet of a welsh corgi, who was holding onto the cat's tail in it's mouth. Wolfwood's feet were starting to lift off the ground, the insurance girls ran over and each grabbed a leg.

With time they all were pulled into the vortex though. Millie, Meryl and Wolfwood held onto each other. Same with the Space Cowboys but unfortunately Faye let go of Edward who ended up with the two arch nemeses of the animal world. When the three groups landed on the ground they all landed in separate places. One on the military campus, one in the back yard of an insane asylum and one on top of a certain two brothers.

A/N: HEHEHE CLIFFHANGER HANGING ON A CLIFF AND THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED CLIFFHANGER!

Edward E.: You got to be kidding me.

J: What?

Ed E.: That was so not us in this chapter.

J: But you were in it.

Ed E.: It could be someone else there are plenty more brothers out there.

J: But I said a certain two.

Ed E.: (Sulking)

Al: Brother, you need to smile or your face will stay like that

K: Boo…

J: You two need to go back to the waiting room.

Al: But there's that depressed kid in their and a crazed fangirl attacking Ed.

Tara: EDDIE …. There you are!

Ed E.: Oh no.

K: Get back to solitary you; you haven't taken your meds yet!

J: What ever … Once again I had to do this chap practically solo but I did run the rough draft by K. I did realize that stars don't show up so that's why these notes are a little weird and the changing between worlds are too.

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