A/n Well, my first ever lemon story.my friend read this, and she found itvery good... This is SasuNaru, so you know it'll be fun!

Im making this a series, and my next one will be SakuIno.

"HELP! HELP MEEEEE! FOR GOD'S SAKES PLEASE HEEELLLLP!

The scream cut through the general silence and reached the ears of two young ninjas who were sparring.

"What was that?" Naruto shrieked.

"It sounded like a person screaming!" Sasuke replied, trying to sound careless, but looking equally as scared as Naruto.

"W-w-w-we g-gotta help them!" Naruto cried.

"Whatever."

They ran towards the park, where the screaming seemed to be coming from. When the got there, all they saw were two angry looking men, a tree-mulching tree, and a lemon tree sitting in the machine.

"OH GOD!" the voice screamed out again. It seemed to come out from the mulcher.

"Oh...my...GOD! There must be a man tied to that tree! We gotta help him!"

"Yeah."Sasuke immediately began doing hand signs. Then he called out, "Katon!Gokakyu no jutsu!" (A/N translated into English:Fire style! Fireball jutsu!)Immediately a huge fireball erupted from his mouth, incinerating the mulching machine and causing an explosion.

"Damn you kids!" one of the mulchers cried out as they were running away. "Wait until I tell your parents!"

"We don't have any parents, dumbass!" Naruto shot back.

After the wreckage cleared up, the two boys checked around the rubble for the person, but much to their confusion, all they found was...

"A lemon. We did thousands of dollars of damage for a GODDAMN LEMON? ARE YOU &&& KIDDING ME? I can't believe we && &$& $& &&& )(&# &$#&T&$ two trips to the dentist!"

"That's right foo. And I pity da fool dat be talking like that about me!"

"A talking lemon?"Naruto asked curiously.

"Even worse. Atalking BLACK lemon,"Sasuke said, looking annoyed.

"You some kind of rascist, foo?Why don't you get down here and I'll kick yo candy ass from here to..."

10 minutes later

"Man that thing was annoying." Naruto said fuming.

"Damn right.Sasuke said. "Lemonade?"

A/NWell, did you like it? Remember, review, and NO FLAMES!Also, i know it wasn't a sex scene, but there was a lemon!