CHAPTER 3: THE NOODLE INCIDENT (AGAIN!)

Calvin stole noodles from the kitchen cabinet, and pretty soon, He had enough noodles for the noodle incident. Yes, Calvin is doing it again, but this time he's…

"I'm going to bury everyone in noodles!" Calvin said.

"But that's impossible!" Hobbes said.

"Nothing's impossible for Calvin!" Calvin said.

"I have a surprise for you in the backyard!" Calvin took Hobbes to the backyard.

"What is it?" Hobbes asked.

"Oh, trust me. You are going to hate me for this."

There was Calvin's time machine in the backyard. Hobbes took one look at that thing and started groaning.

"Oh, would you stop your groaning please? This time, we are not going back in time."

"Oh, that's good." Hobbes said relieved.

"Instead, we are going up in the sky and doing it!"

"Did I mention that I'm scared of heights?" Hobbes said.

Calvin picked up Hobbes and they went inside the time machine.

"Put me down!" Hobbes said.

"Slip on your vortex goggles, Hobbes!" Calvin said.

"We're going off in the sky!"

The time machine started and Calvin and Hobbes were up in the sky. He was 24,000 feet in the air! Later, Calvin's parents were sitting in front of the TV.

"Hey honey, it's 5:30! The news is on!"

Calvin's mom changed the channel. The news was on.

"This is channel 5 news." The reporter said.

"I'm 24,000 feet in the air. I'm here with a six year old who has a stuffed tiger in a flying box. Tell me, what are you doing little boy?" The reporter asked. The reporter was in a helicopter.

"My name is Calvin and this is my friend Hobbes. I have about 1,000,000,000 cans of noodles here. My mission is to drown people with noodles country to country!" Calvin said.

Calvin was cooking the noodles. Calvin took a bite and said

"Needs to be cooked longer."

"Well, there you have it!" The reporter said.

"Tomorrow, Calvin is going to start his mission. If he makes it, he's going to be in the Guinness book of world records in 2007! I'm Tyler Max! See you tomorrow!"

Calvin and Hobbes looked at each other.

"Who is Tyler Max?" Hobbes asked.

"He's new." Calvin said.

Calvin's parents turned off the TV. Their mouths were open. Then, they looked at each other. Calvin's parents quickly got out of the house. Calvin got out a phone and dialed the number. Calvin was calling his alter egos.

"Hello? Hi! I want you to…I don't want any excuses from you guys! I don't care if you got the flu Spaceman, and I don't care if you are watching Sherlock Holmes, Tracer, and I definitely do not care about your foot fungus Stupendous! Just…tomorrow? Fine you lazy bums!" Calvin hung up and he saw Hobbes with a funny look on his face. "What are you smiling about?" Calvin asked.

Hobbes tried to lie to Calvin, but he failed.

"Uh…hey! Don't you remember Alexander the great? He died in 323 B.C. in the palace of the kings in Babylonia because he was sick. He compared himself to Achilles. He had a horse. He was daring and clever when he was little and…"

"Hobbes…"

"Alright! I was thinking…what if we forget each other forever?"

"Oh pshaw Hobbes!" Calvin said.

"We are never going to split up, you'll see!"

Calvin was indeed wrong. Let's take a trip to the future…December 31…six days after Christmas and a month and 13 days after Calvin's birthday!